Weirdest Sentence You've Ever Said?

Re: Weirdest Sentence You've Ever Said?#75959

By Bonejunky - Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:09 pm

- Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:09 pm #75959

_b3ast_ wrote:"I have guy parts, you have girl parts. Therefore, I don't drive girl cars."

I lol'd hard.

Mine... Well, I still have to think about it. Can't remember any. D:

Re: Weirdest Sentence You've Ever Said?#75962

By CirJohn - Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:25 pm

- Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:25 pm #75962

"Please make the hurting stop!" - during a game of NBA jam, 1997.
"ICE--CREAM!!!!!!" - my declaration of victory, wrestling, 1998.
"I can't clean with this rag; it's dirtier than what I'm cleaning! .. .. .. wait .. that's the point...." - on the decks of a submarine, 2005.

The only real thing you have on the internet is your reputation.
Decisions should be based on facts, not friendships.

Re: Weirdest Sentence You've Ever Said?#75973

By Prodigy9 - Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:02 pm

- Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:02 pm #75973

CirJohn wrote:"I can't clean with this rag; it's dirtier than what I'm cleaning! .. .. .. wait .. that's the point...." - on the decks of a submarine, 2005.

I don't get it...

The Greymarch has ended.

Re: Weirdest Sentence You've Ever Said?#75978

By MrOrwin - Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:13 pm

- Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:13 pm #75978

Prodigy9 wrote:
CirJohn wrote:"I can't clean with this rag; it's dirtier than what I'm cleaning! .. .. .. wait .. that's the point...." - on the decks of a submarine, 2005.
I don't get it...

Just to make him scrub something for no point.

Re: Weirdest Sentence You've Ever Said?#75981

By The-Jack-DeCk - Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:22 pm

- Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:22 pm #75981

Honestly, I would love to share my strangeness with you people, but let's face it, nobody here can remember the weirdest thing they have ever said. They just remember a really weird thing they have said. I definately heard the wierdest ONE END of a phone conversation though.

Here's how it went:

-Hello (person name not to be shown). You are not supposed to be home.

-Can I speak to your mother?

-Oh, she is covered in cheese sauce?

-Tell her to call me back when she is not covered in cheese sauce.

Re: Weirdest Sentence You've Ever Said?#75983

By Cogohst - Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:31 pm

- Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:31 pm #75983

MrOrwin wrote:
Prodigy9 wrote:
CirJohn wrote:"I can't clean with this rag; it's dirtier than what I'm cleaning! .. .. .. wait .. that's the point...." - on the decks of a submarine, 2005.
I don't get it...

Just to make him scrub something for no point.

God bless the U.S. Navy.

"To do things right, make sure no one is around to see you doing things wrong."

Re: Weirdest Sentence You've Ever Said?#75988

By The-Jack-DeCk - Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:43 pm

- Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:43 pm #75988

Ok, another weird thing I have said, this time in the category of fridge magnets.

Again, I don't know the weirdest thing I have EVER said but, here's the weirdest thing I have said with magnet words on a fridge.

"Always leave my pillow diamond-less up to the repulsive moment so I can become delirious."

Re: Weirdest Sentence You've Ever Said?#75996

By Laserminer - Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:12 pm

- Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:12 pm #75996

"How about you give me a stomach punch next."

A friend was teaching me some stage combat.

Re: Weirdest Sentence You've Ever Said?#76004

By repete8 - Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:23 pm

- Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:23 pm #76004

4 years ago to my nephew when i was 10 and he was 9. he was annoying the f*** out of me. "Shut the f*** up or im gonna shove my penis up your back"

Re: Weirdest Sentence You've Ever Said?#76008

By meepers - Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:34 pm

- Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:34 pm #76008

In school: "I just ran into a wall!!" Teacher: "Good for you." Me: "Oh, thanks..."