[fritterdonut]

Best conversation ever (Happened the other day):

Overly Christmas-y French Prof: Today we'll be writing letters to Santa, using the the imperfect and past participle tense.

Me: Santa is a lie, and Saint Nicholas died over 1000 years ago. His finger bones are lurking around some random church in Russia.

Overly Christmas-y French Prof: Get out.

Lulziest insult (Read: Most Insulting to EVERYONE in the immediate area) thing I've heard in a while (Friend called me this in class):

You're a homosexual half-bred ******-loving jew ****head, you know that?

[McFattyXXXL]

two hours ago in lost planet 2, playing online co-op. I just so happened to kill a dude and his body flew into the water and floated. when I looked at it, I said.

"oh look at his body floating on teh water like a turd in the toliet bowl"

second after I said that everbody broke out laughing for a minute or so. even my dad behind me broke out laughing.