[Benstir]

A man came into my line and tried to convert me to his religion by giving me a business card of the popes face. I did not really know how to respond... so I didn't.

Another time a guy was wearing a UFO shirt so I jokingly asked if he's ever seen a UFO. Unfortunately, he very seriously responded "yes".

[123tepig]

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One day in Walmart a few years ago I witnesses a woman in probably her mid-30s spanking her screaming child.

[coolaa24]

My family was at a thanksgiving party, and there was a turkey with a apple in its mouth, pig legs and a pig tail. I was so creeped out

[meloetta_344]

From the beginning of high school to today I have never had a dating relationship, only friends that were girls, but I have never been friendzoned.

[Tyranitar140]

I was at the grocery store waiting in the checkout line. There is a father at the front of the line with his son who looks about 6 sitting in his shopping cart. The line is getting backed up because the father is having issues with his credit card working, and he is clearly getting frustrated, and a little embarrassed. Everyone in line is getting a little impatient. The man's son starts singing 'row row row your boat gently down the stream...' At first it is hardly noticeable but every time he finishes the song and starts over he starts singing louder. His father tells him to be quiet several times but his son ignores him. Finally, the man's son is shouting 'row row row your boat...' at the top of his lungs. The man yells "SHUTUP" right in his sons face, and his own face turns bright red. Everyone in our row and people from other rows as well were all staring at him in absolute silence. I think that must have been pretty awkward for him.

[SkullRose]

Gosh I have so many of these..... I guess the most awkward for myself would be the times I've walked in on someone using the restroom. And it's not like I didn't knock! I always knock xD and why don't people lock doors?!

And first day of high school, I turned a corner and ran my FACE INTO the stomach of an extremely tall guy. I had to look waaayyy up to apologize and walk away xD

[Lucario]

Over summer vacation I went to my great grand parent's home in Pensyavlina because they are in their 80's and need to live else where. Unfortanatly my ma and pa have me go with them. My Lord this isnt any old ol folk home like you think. They got an 8 room MANSION with expired cake mix everywhere. And oh my gosh, my mom and dad were so dusgusted when they saw a plastic bag of cereal with moths and cracked open moth eggs in them. It looked like something from a horror/nature film. And the smell, my Lord the smell. The kitchen was a mix of....unexplainabru stuff and pee and old man. The hallway was dusty and smelled like a library outta a Harry Potter movie. And there was jars of pickles near the kitchen restroom. It was hilarious,. the power was out most of the time and only 1 out of 3 toilets worked. My mom's setting next to me and we're reminising about the trip. We walked in the bedroom and saw that they didn't have actuall pillows but ur gonna laugh.....PAPER TOWEL ROLLS. And the sheets were pee stained yellow. The hole place was distusting. I thankfully never went in the attic but my dad did and there was so many suit cases and strangely enough a doll sized statue shaped like a Japanese figurine. And when looking in their bedroom we had to move a crap ton of clothes to find a secret door to the working restroom. Man this trip was brutal but it was hilarious. And man if you lived there for a month I can gurentee you'll go insane. The basement had like 5 lawn mowers and a load of cob webby chairs. We got some donation collecter guys to collect the chairs and mowers and some other crap. Also man I feel bad for my mom. We found a giant new steel fridge in the garage when she opend it she and I quote said "It smells like a chicken and puke vomit mix in there!" It mustv'e been so disgusting.

[guadalcanal1]

A few years back when I was younger, I was swimming in the ocean and thought I felt seaweed wrapped around my legs and pulled it off. After stepping out of the water, I stood there for a minute before I realized that I was butt naked-the "seaweed" was my swim trunks which had slid down my legs. It was a long walk up to my towel...

[Grelman]

Well I guess it doesnt qualify as embarrasing so much, but it is a funny story. I was attending a wedding reception for my cousin at the groom's mom's house. They're fairly well to do and the backyard was a nice spacious place to have a dinner with both families. Now my side of the family is whiter than sour cream. And the groom's family is Hispanic.

The whole night passes with relatively nothing going on everyone's just eating talking and listening to music. Then all of a sudden a fight breaks out on the other side of the house between 2 of the Hispanic guys (I dont know exactly what relation they have to each other or the groom) and a few others join/try to break it up. Meanwhile my mom is shouting at all of us to get the hell out of the yard through the fence gate like everyone's being gunned down. Me and brother know shes completely overreacting but nonetheless we follow her out all while shes cursing like mad and frothing at the mouth saying "where the hell is your father?" over and over again. We offer to go and find him but she snaps at us to stay with her as we proceed to just walk out to the corner of the street and stand there for about 10 minutes trying to calm her down while my brother tries to get my dad on the phone.

He finally comes walking down to us to bring us up to date. Apparently the fight didnt last more than a minute and a half and the guys involved just went home like nothing happened. Yet we still didnt know what the hell it was about. My mom made my dad go get the car and come around to pick us up. She did not want to go anywhere back there. Once we were all in the car on our way home, without saying goodbye to anyone, my dad started laughing and we asked why. He said that the grooms dad came over to his wife after the fight had broken up and said "I hope we didnt scare the white people too badly" and we all laughed our butts off, even dear old mother.

[Bu1ld0g]

There was this one time at band camp...