Agh, let's make
Part 4. Dementia is bliss.
Dlgn awoke from his slumber, sweating like a nervous pig in a deli market. Confused and groggy, he stumbled outta bed, fell down four flights of stairs, and landed in his sink. His stomach felt like someone took the bud of a XL cigar and smashed against it. His vision was impaired, and his limbs felt weak. He crawled to his refrigerator and got out some milk and Captain Crunch. On top of his coffee table was a note. It read "Go to the ones in hell, you butt munch, I'm running outta post-it notes >:E". Then dlgn remembered the events last night, the man,
NightmareLord, the note of advice he left, and the sheer insanity of it all. "The ones in hell", he said to himself. What did Nightmare mean by that? Does he mean the Nether? dlgn hasn't been in the nether since the "incident". An army of pigmen stormed his castle and stole all his budder. Dlgn executed every security golem in the area. It was a sad day for utilities, but a good day for merchants
He didn't want to go back there, not in that same portal. But there was no other portals around, and he didn't have any obsidian after making that giant statue of Intelli (which looked like a goat and Johnny Depp had a baby *shudders*). He then remembered an old pvp buddy had a whole facility based on the Nether. Dlgn got on his saddled pig, Bestie, and rode off! He finally came to the property of his old buddy,
UnboundStriker. After the great nubagedeon of 2013, Unbound was crippled in a great battle against the One of Sin. He couldn't pvp anymore, and eventually created a business which involved the onslaught of zombie pigmen. Mercenaries from everywhere came to work for Unbound. Only the best of the best got the chance to work with him. The "defective" ones were sacrificed to the Great Lapis Goddess, VVolfie. Dlgn knew there'd be a good nether portal that would take him to his destination
"Dlgn! You moronic cucumber, where have you been all these years?!" He asked.
" Not around you
I've been busy taking over the known galaxies, what have you been up to? Dlgn asked quizzically.
"Pwning noobs. Nothing new, but why you here?" Unbound asked suspiciously.
"I need to find the "Ones in Hell", know who they are?"
"Oh..... them..... dlgn, why do you need to see them? He asked concernedly.
" Cuz' I'm forever alone ;~; and my guardian angel said to go see them so I can win this chick's heart
."
"playa
" He answer cheerfully. " Well then, that portal over there is the one to where The Ones are. But be careful, they have terrible anger management issues. That and you need some kind of sacrifice.
">.> I'll be back in a few hours then" He answered, quite annoyed.
End of Part 4
And I'll get my Unbound drawing out, just hold on
and @maddie, did you even read it? 