[bcbarton]

Your eyes are transformed into pure energy and exit your body as a high-intensity beam of laser light, cauterizing your eye sockets and rendering you blind.

I wish the next wish was not granted.

[CirJohn]

I wish for the previous wish to be granted.

Muwahahahaha!

[Prodigy9]

I wish CirJohn would post a wish.

[CHAOSiron13]

I wish CirJohn would post a wish.

CirJohn posts over 9000 wishes and then disappears in a cloud of wishful smoke!

I wish for 1 million realm credits.

[Prodigy9]

I wish for 1 million realm credits.

You get 1 million realm credits, and everyone else gets 10 million realm credits. Inflation's one mean mother, huh?

I wish for Heath Ledger to be the Joker in the next Batman movie.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

Time, ok. You can now live forever, but you can not speak or cause any noise.

I wish to find new shoes, ones that I like.

Here are your new shoes: http://*/Nxk5r

I wish for 1rc.

I dun like those.

[dlgn]

I wish for 1 million realm credits.

You get 1 million realm credits, and everyone else gets 10 million realm credits. Inflation's one mean mother, huh?

I wish for Heath Ledger to be the Joker in the next Batman movie.

Sure. All the dead come back to life.

I wish the Darth brothers would come back to MineRealm, and restore Korriban to its former glory.

[jailbird556]

They come back and recreate Korriban then evict you because you did not fulfill your roll properly.

I wish for millions of moneys to fall gracefully into my wallet.

[Prodigy9]

I wish for millions of moneys to fall gracefully into my wallet.

You receive millions of grains of salt.

I wish for pizza.

[Littlefryingpan]

You receive your pizza, but sadly there is a big old hair in it, and it has been sitting out for over 37 years.

I wish that the person's wish below mine comes true.