[bcbarton]

You get everything you wish for, however one night you die from a serial killer that killed everyone that lived on your street, not connected in any way, shape, or form to your symphony job.

I wish I was awesome.

So i'm dead, but still in the symphony, because i didn't want to not be ;p

You *were* awesome but not anymore.

I wish for someone to pervert my wish.

You are now a child molester, you pervert.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted whenever I wanted to.

[Prodigy9]

I wish for someone to pervert my wish.

Wish granted; you are now a pervert.


I wish for chocolate milk.

[mitchie151]

I wish for someone to pervert my wish.

Wish granted; you are now a pervert.


I wish for chocolate milk.

You get milk, but its definitely not chocolate.

I wish for 8500 gold pick axes.

[Prodigy9]

You get milk, but its definitely not chocolate.

I wish for 8500 gold pick axes.

Wish granted.

I wish for some nesquick.

[Roobean]

You get milk, but its definitely not chocolate.

I wish for 8500 gold pick axes.

Wish granted.

I wish for some nesquick.

Wish granted: You are now a pervert!

I wish for chocolate or vanilla soya!

[Prodigy9]

I wish for some nesquick.

Wish granted: You are now a pervert!

Erm, what?

I wish for chocolate or vanilla soya!

You receive chocolate-flavored soy sauce.

Edit: forgot the last part :oops:

I wish for time, Dr. Freeman.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

Time, ok. You can now live forever, but you can not speak or cause any noise.

I wish to find new shoes, ones that I like.

[Roobean]

Time, ok. You can now live forever, but you can not speak or cause any noise.

I wish to find new shoes, ones that I like.

Here are your new shoes: http://*/Nxk5r

I wish for 1rc.

[Littlefryingpan]

You receive one RC, but sadly the currency that you receive stands for rowing cake, which is a currency that does not exist and is worth nothing.

I wish that it was impossible for someone to come up with a solution to my wish and that the person who posts below me will not manipulate my words to come up with something to crush my dreams.

[CirJohn]

Don't worry. Wishes aren't real, so they can' really be ruined.

I wish for laser eyes.