[kindreganrobert]

teacher: if i have 10 apples in one hand and 20 in the other what do i have?
student: overly large hands .

[johnnklein]

Question:

The following statement is true.
The previous statement is false.

Which statement is correct?

Neither, its a paradox.

question:
Why can't Intelli think of questions?

[MrSark980]

What falls everyday but it never gets hurt? Rain.

what do you call a man that jumps into the ocean everyday? A wet man.

What gets wet while drying? A towel.

Why is it so easy to weigh a fish? Because it has its own scales.

These jokes have to be the most unfunny thing I have ever seen.

[hippoface]

Wish I could ask mine. Serious.

[Bonejunky]

You are in a village with only one barber. In this village, you can keep yourself clean-shaven by doing one of two things:
A. Shave yourself, or
B. Having the barber do it.

The barber shaves the faces of all people who don't shave their faces themselves.

Who shaves the barber?












Run Down

If you can only shave your face by:
A. Shaving yourself, or
B. Having the barber do it,
then that means that it is impossible to shave the barber. The reasons are:

A. If the barber shaves himself, the barber (himself) must not shave himself.
B. If the barber does not shave himself, the barber (himself) must shave himself.

Therefore, this is a paradox. No one can shave the barber.

[Laserminer]

What's the difference between Santa Clause and a grape?

[guadalcanal1]

What's the difference between Santa Clause and a grape?

Santa is creepier and stalks you.

What are snake mittens?

[hippoface]

What's the difference between Santa Clause and a grape?

Santa is creepier and stalks you.

What are snake mittens?

They aren't.

How do I *** ** ****** to **** **?

[eah]

question:
Why can't Intelli think of questions?

Intelli can't ask questions because he already has them answered before he thinks of them.

Do we not yet realize that paradoxes are not paradoxes at all?

[meepers]

No we have not.

Am I "meepy"?