[alexrybicki]

Here's some of the best epitaphs I've seen:

First a Cough
Carried Me Off
Then a Coffin
They Carried Me Off In


Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.

Here lies Lester Moore.
Four slugs
From a forty-four.
No Les
No More.

Here lays Butch.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.

[hippoface]

My great aunt died recently, I am not amused in the least. (yes I'm serious)

This must be your first death in the family. Death is a part of life and we can only make light of it. I find nothing offensive about this thread. In fact, I find it amusing.

And that's why I'm tough. My first death in the family and my third favorite person and I was 7, and I didn't cry.

[Twistedanthony]

I was developing a similar grave on my plots of land :/

[Famas]

My great aunt died recently, I am not amused in the least. (yes I'm serious)

This must be your first death in the family. Death is a part of life and we can only make light of it. I find nothing offensive about this thread. In fact, I find it amusing.

And that's why I'm tough. My first death in the family and my third favorite person and I was 7, and I didn't cry.

In some culturals, death is not considdered as dramatic as most of us considder it.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

AlM

Death by "Free Diamonds in the Nether".

Smooth.

[starspeed]

Just saying, I have a graveyard at spawn and will take requests...

[jeniansmom]

in any or all graveyards where someone feels like making space for me bones:

jeniansmom
never too old to dig a hole
now she's lying in one

[Alliteration]

Just saying, I have a graveyard at spawn and will take requests...

I was developing a similar grave on my plots of land :/

I would politely request that you allow this thread to be about the Exodus Graveyard.

[Alliteration]

All requests up to this point have been filled.

I believe I have 30 graves left. Come and get 'em!

[hippoface]

Can some screenie mine?