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By Cheez99
#34551
Silence 1: After the cursed pearls emerged, the great Lapos saw Her Darkness gazing down into his depths. Through her reflection, he spoke to her.

Silence 2: "Young and fair goddess," he said, for Her Darkness was indeed quite young and fair in his opinion. "What hast thee so upset? Didst thee damage one of thine exquisite nails? Didst the breeze ruffle thy divine locks?"

Silence 3: Her Darkness told Lapos about how her worshippers had shunned her in favor of the pearls, the cursed orbs created by the demon Ender. They coveted the pearls instead of paying proper homage to Her Darkness, and this is what had her so upset.

Silence 4: Lapos felt sorry for the goddess. He said to her, "These whispering spheres I shall not permit to speak while in my domain. They shall remain silent, and so be made harmless."

Silence 5: "As for they who no longer honor thee, mine essence shall be as acid to them," Lapos said, and so he cursed any who coveted the foul pearls. Whosoever entered the water from then on would quickly die if they had listened to the demonic orbs.

And that's why Endermen die in water.
#35081
Also why am I named the 7th Worshiper instead of some hording name?

EDIT: I want to be known as the one who keeps Leather, and any other items from cows...
#35087
ramien123 wrote:If you receive a divine vision from a God or Goddess of cows, and put the teachings down on paper, then I will possibly add it.
Yes dear Prophet.

From my excitement while playing BF3 beta I had been contacted my the god of cows.

He said to me to worship the necessity of our life that would feed our hunger, clothe us, and give us life.

He said do not waste the life of a cow unless its death fuels the energy of humanity and is not of sport, but of necessity.

As he muttered those last words I had been sniped by a level 25 in BF3 beta. I then spawned to a mobile spawn point and knifed him until I realized he had died already :F

I know these teachings are not in depth, but The god of cows was interrupted. I will hopefully hear from him soon.
#35102
mtndewzane wrote:
ramien123 wrote:If you receive a divine vision from a God or Goddess of cows, and put the teachings down on paper, then I will possibly add it.
Yes dear Prophet.

From my excitement while playing BF3 beta I had been contacted my the god of cows.

He said to me to worship the necessity of our life that would feed our hunger, clothe us, and give us life.

He said do not waste the life of a cow unless its death fuels the energy of humanity and is not of sport, but of necessity.

As he muttered those last words I had been sniped by a level 25 in BF3 beta. I then spawned to a mobile spawn point and knifed him until I realized he had died already :F

I know these teachings are not in depth, but The god of cows was interrupted. I will hopefully hear from him soon.
I like cows.
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