The Joke Thread

Re: The Joke Thread#195370

By Bonejunky - Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:28 pm

- Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:28 pm #195370

Artraf wrote:I have express permission from dlgn to post riddles on this thread so here is one.

A chest without hinges, key, or lid, yet inside a golden treasure is hid.
-The Hobbit.

If no one else is gonna answer, it's an egg. Everyone's read The Hobbit. Step up yer game, breh.

And as for your antisemitism, shame on you for making a non-politically correct joke in this increasingly oversensitive world. *Ding ding ding* Shame! Shame! Shame!

Re: The Joke Thread#195371

By dlgn - Sat Oct 24, 2015 7:31 am

- Sat Oct 24, 2015 7:31 am #195371

"I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase “politically correct” wherever we could with “treating other people with respect”, and it made me smile."

— Neil Gaiman

Let's not make a thing out of this.

I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.

Re: The Joke Thread#195372

By Eetrab - Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:08 pm

- Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:08 pm #195372

Ok back to the jokes. This one's a little harsh but I've always liked it.

What's the difference between the meaning of life and your life? 42, since your life is worth nothing.

It's a Hitchhikers Guide reference.

Always right.

Expanded FAQ

Rokkrwolf312 wrote:You people can't seem to grasp the fact griefing is griefing. There's no "Oh well it was only a few blocks," you break the rules you get banned plain and simple.

Re: The Joke Thread#195373

By MindlessInsanity - Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:52 pm

- Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:52 pm #195373

Eetrab wrote:Ok back to the jokes. This one's a little harsh but I've always liked it.

What's the difference between the meaning of life and your life? 42, since your life is worth nothing.

It's a Hitchhikers Guide reference.

We need more of these Eetrab.

"Laziness breeds stupidity."- President John Henry Eden

Re: The Joke Thread#195381

By Slathalin - Sun Oct 25, 2015 6:10 pm

- Sun Oct 25, 2015 6:10 pm #195381

Artraf wrote:I have express permission from dlgn

erm what

anyways, read this one somewhere:
The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.

A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart. –Jonathan Swift

Re: The Joke Thread#195383

By dlgn - Sun Oct 25, 2015 8:47 pm

- Sun Oct 25, 2015 8:47 pm #195383

That doesn't make any sense. It's like a made up revenge story except its premise is nonsensical and unexplained, and we aren't given any reason to dislike the teacher. So you're basically making a fictional character then, without giving her any personality, saying "ur dum lol".

Just my 2 cents.

I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.

Re: The Joke Thread#195385

By Bu1ld0g - Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:31 pm

- Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:31 pm #195385

Sooo, it's OK for you to post mathematical jokes that only make sense to a limited audience but not OK for others to post less mature jokes?

Get out deel...

Re: The Joke Thread#195386

By Eetrab - Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:45 am

- Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:45 am #195386

Bu1ld0g wrote:Sooo, it's OK for you to post mathematical jokes that only make sense to a limited audience but not OK for others to post less mature jokes?

Get out deel...

Math jokes? I've got one.

What's the highest number?
420.

Always right.

Expanded FAQ

Rokkrwolf312 wrote:You people can't seem to grasp the fact griefing is griefing. There's no "Oh well it was only a few blocks," you break the rules you get banned plain and simple.

Re: The Joke Thread#195390

By Slathalin - Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:53 pm

- Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:53 pm #195390

dlgn wrote:That doesn't make any sense. It's like a made up revenge story except its premise is nonsensical and unexplained, and we aren't given any reason to dislike the teacher. So you're basically making a fictional character then, without giving her any personality, saying "ur dum lol".

Just my 2 cents.

hmm? this is the joke thread, not the shut down other people's joke thread

A for effort tho

A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart. –Jonathan Swift

Re: The Joke Thread#195431

By MindlessInsanity - Sun Nov 01, 2015 6:26 pm

- Sun Nov 01, 2015 6:26 pm #195431

A man is at some cafe reading the news paper. His friend notices him there and asks him what he is doing.
"Reminiscing on my latest work." replies the man. His friend says "Dude, you're reading the obituaries."
"Exactly."