Worst ban appeals ever thread

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#190199

By Meowrocket - Mon Jul 14, 2014 3:22 pm

- Mon Jul 14, 2014 3:22 pm #190199

Eetrab wrote:http://minerealm.com/community/viewtopi ... 20&t=15884

I have doubts the 'mother' wrote the response.

Yeah, any adult should be able to perform simple tasks such as punctuation and remembering where the spacebar is.

"Bad times friend ahead. Maybe no computer. Maybe no home. I go away but we are two of soul. I will return."
-Anonymous

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#190314

By monkeychunks - Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:02 am

- Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:02 am #190314

http://minerealm.com/community/viewtopi ... 20&t=15898
"Ban evading"

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#190315

By Bu1ld0g - Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:13 am

- Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:13 am #190315

monkeychunks wrote:http://minerealm.com/community/viewtopi ... 20&t=15898
"Ban evading"

No idea who he/she/it is so that doesn't help

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#192178

By dlgn - Sun Oct 19, 2014 7:52 pm

- Sun Oct 19, 2014 7:52 pm #192178

Ban Appeal: U2QU

I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#192260

By gallinka - Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:31 am

- Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:31 am #192260

What can I say about U2QU. I think I had like one interaction with him online. I don't remember anything negative about it. I guess I will say what I would say about any permabanned player that is trying to appeal after the fact:

I am sorry you learned your lesson too late (this assumes such a player actually did learn their lesson and is willing to change). I hope you find more enjoyment in life but you will need to look elsewhere for that enjoyment. I also hope you find solace in the fact that your appeal legitimizes what a great Minecraft server Minerealm really is.

Self appointed prince and ruler over all of Maldovia

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#193467

By dlgn - Sat Apr 11, 2015 6:48 pm

- Sat Apr 11, 2015 6:48 pm #193467

Ban Appeal: Stonechewer
They freely admitted to lying about their looting, and simply said that they would have told a different, still untrue (or at least "stretched"), story if they had known that the staff could tell that they were lying.

Plus this gem:

Stonechewer wrote:If you wish to stop these events from occurring i would recommend lowering the land price.

At least their responses to cube were polite (and rather amusing to boot):

Stonechewer wrote:Thank you for your rude but helpful post cubeguy

Stonechewer wrote:Well once again you have enlightened me with an insulting but helpful comment.

~dlgn

I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#193493

By Bu1ld0g - Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:35 pm

- Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:35 pm #193493

He's not getting it..
http://minerealm.com/community/viewtopi ... 20&t=16257

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#193494

By Grelman - Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:45 pm

- Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:45 pm #193494

Bu1ld0g wrote:He's not getting it..
http://minerealm.com/community/viewtopi ... 20&t=16257

At this point I think a nice big [REJECTED] is warranted. He shows absolutely no remorse for what he has done or stating that he wont do it in future. Through his oddly worded sentences all I get the sense of is that he wants to try and see whatever he can get away with. That's the case with most banned players I suppose, but to bring your disregard of the rules into the appeal when staff are offering you a second chance if you just apologize, thats a certain dedication to rule breaking.

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#193495

By cubeguy314 - Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:56 pm

- Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:56 pm #193495

His whole ban appeal reads just like a Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney game and then some. The dude lies to cover up his crimes, then you break down his testimony and expose the lies. Then the dude lies again to cover up his lies, and you prove him wrong again. It's rather entertaining, if you ask me.
He reminds me a lot of the one condescending guy from the first chapter of the first game: Mr. Redd White.

Spoiler:

In a sense, it's kind of like one of those kids who, when you were young, always thought he/she was smarter than everyone else.

You:"25*25=2525"
Us: "No, it doesn't. It equals 625."
You: "Um...uh...um...That's right! I was just testing you!"
Us: "No, you weren't."
You: "Uh...Yes, I was! I was just trying to see if you were stupid! If you were, then I would have gotten away with the mistake scott free! Clearly, you guys aren't as stupid as I think you are!"

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#193500

By Bu1ld0g - Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:50 pm

- Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:50 pm #193500

falareborn wrote:So at the screenshot Tee showed you, is that the only place you looted/griefed?

Stonechewer wrote:Flare yes i looted that area.

I just....what?
Do you even Engrish?

Grelman wrote:but to bring your disregard of the rules into the appeal when staff are offering you a second chance if you just apologize

Exactly, is it really THAT hard to understand? Short of "say sorry and you will 99% be given a second chance?
I dunno, maybe he doesn't Engrish?
It would explain a lot if that is the case.