[Tee]

I read this thread...

[The-Jack-DeCk]

>be 14
>want to ask girl to the dance
>find acceptable mate
>she is with 4 friends
>still gonna ask her
>move in for the kill
>walklikeaboss.gif
>ask her "hey, want to go to the dance with me?"
>not straightforward enough
>one girl asks who I was talking to
>freeze up
>say that I don't know
>bad move
>they all start kekking
>holy s--t I'm starting to cry harder than I've ever cried before
>their kekking intensifies
>turn to run
>making escape
>crash balls first into one of those tv carts
>crying and bleeding and crawling away
>foot snags on tv cart
>tv cart falls on me
>in the hospital recovering and browsing my phone
>check facebook
>girl posted video of my injury
>fml

[cobaya18]

>be 14
>want to ask girl to the dance
>find acceptable mate
>she is with 4 friends
>still gonna ask her
>move in for the kill
>walklikeaboss.gif
>ask her "hey, want to go to the dance with me?"
>not straightforward enough
>one girl asks who I was talking to
>freeze up
>say that I don't know
>bad move
>they all start kekking
>holy s--t I'm starting to cry harder than I've ever cried before
>their kekking intensifies
>turn to run
>making escape
>crash balls first into one of those tv carts
>crying and bleeding and crawling away
>foot snags on tv cart
>tv cart falls on me
>in the hospital recovering and browsing my phone
>check facebook
>girl posted video of my injury
>fml

I found your winner.

I literally burst out laughing out of nothing.

[Sandsnake]

*snip*

If that's true, yeah, you win.

[OrigamiElephant]

>be 14
>want to ask girl to the dance
>find acceptable mate
>she is with 4 friends
>still gonna ask her
>move in for the kill
>walklikeaboss.gif
>ask her "hey, want to go to the dance with me?"
>not straightforward enough
>one girl asks who I was talking to
>freeze up
>say that I don't know
>bad move
>they all start kekking
>holy s--t I'm starting to cry harder than I've ever cried before
>their kekking intensifies
>turn to run
>making escape
>crash balls first into one of those tv carts
>crying and bleeding and crawling away
>foot snags on tv cart
>tv cart falls on me
>in the hospital recovering and browsing my phone
>check facebook
>girl posted video of my injury
>fml

You could at least reformat your 4chan copy paste job.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

You could at least reformat your 4chan copy paste job.

I actually decided to type my own story out in the form of a green text story akin to the ones found on 4chan and Reddit. If you can find this particular green text story elsewhere online, I will send you $2,000 via PayPal.

[Tee]

If you can find this particular green text story elsewhere online, I will send you $2,000 via PayPal.

http://pastebin.com/6XLpCyuS

I'll be sending my PayPal details via PM

[protex08]

TeeJays findings:

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Original post:

Screen Shot 2014-08-27 at 17.07.25.png (4.94 KiB) Viewed 6293 times

:O

[Tee]

Jack didn't say the story had to be posted prior to his ... the only criteria was finding it elsewhere online

[diamond_boss]

>be 14
>want to ask girl to the dance
>find acceptable mate
>she is with 4 friends
>still gonna ask her
>move in for the kill
>walklikeaboss.gif
>ask her "hey, want to go to the dance with me?"
>not straightforward enough
>one girl asks who I was talking to
>freeze up
>say that I don't know
>bad move
>they all start kekking
>holy s--t I'm starting to cry harder than I've ever cried before
>their kekking intensifies
>turn to run
>making escape
>crash balls first into one of those tv carts
>crying and bleeding and crawling away
>foot snags on tv cart
>tv cart falls on me
>in the hospital recovering and browsing my phone
>check facebook
>girl posted video of my injury
>fml

The whole time I was just AAAHA YEESSS omg too funny thank you