[Eetrab]

I wish for THE DESTRUCTION OF ARCANE.

You destroy Arcane. You are banned.

I wish for 23 worms.

[Ratta237]

I wish for THE DESTRUCTION OF ARCANE.

You destroy Arcane. You are banned.

I wish for 23 worms.

23 computer worms are sent to your computer. Your computer explodes.

I wish for op.

[SSBFan12]

You get 23 worms. 22 heart worms and one reaaaaalllly long tapeworm.

I'm not sure if your heart gives out first or if you starve first.

I wish I could find someone to love me. Who is a girl of my age. And does not have male reproductive parts. (Just covering all the bases here)

[SSBFan12]

CRAP. You get op on a griefer server. Also everyone hates you and you're MCBanned from all other servers.

Same request from above post.

[Eetrab]

You get 23 worms. 22 heart worms and one reaaaaalllly long tapeworm.

I'm not sure if your heart gives out first or if you starve first.

I wish I could find someone to love me. Who is a girl of my age. And does not have male reproductive parts. (Just covering all the bases here)

Wish is granted. However, a curse is cast, so that if she sees you directly or indirectly or if she touches you, she will explode.
Frustration or is that just my assumption?

I wish everyone was banned except for me.

[Slathalin]

I wish everyone was banned except for me.

ok. everyone but you is banned. Intelli unbans himself, then you get permabanned.

I wish for a... Porsche cayenne s. (look it up)

[kingofturves]

I wish everyone was banned except for me.

ok. everyone but you is banned. Intelli unbans himself, then you get permabanned.

I wish for a... Porsche cayenne s. (look it up)

You're rewarded with a large shipment Cayenne on your doorstep due to a mix up at the makeawish.com company, equal to the value of a Porsche Cayenne. That's alot of Cayenne.

I wish Mojang incorporates elements of the smart move mod into Minecraft vanilla.

[Slathalin]

I wish everyone was banned except for me.

ok. everyone but you is banned. Intelli unbans himself, then you get permabanned.

I wish for a... Porsche cayenne s. (look it up)

You're rewarded with a large shipment Cayenne on your doorstep due to a mix up at the makeawish.com company, equal to the value of a Porsche Cayenne. That's alot of Cayenne.

I wish Mojang incorporates elements of the smart move mod into Minecraft vanilla.

they do. unfortunately, everyone thinks it is so un-vanilla, one guy decides to make is own version of minecraft, (without the mod) and everyone starts playing that.

I wish for my large shipment of cayenne to be transformed into a large zexyzek t-shirt.

[Eetrab]

I wish everyone was banned except for me.

ok. everyone but you is banned. Intelli unbans himself, then you get permabanned.

I wish for a... Porsche cayenne s. (look it up)

You're rewarded with a large shipment Cayenne on your doorstep due to a mix up at the makeawish.com company, equal to the value of a Porsche Cayenne. That's alot of Cayenne.

I wish Mojang incorporates elements of the smart move mod into Minecraft vanilla.

they do. unfortunately, everyone thinks it is so un-vanilla, one guy decides to make is own version of minecraft, (without the mod) and everyone starts playing that.

I wish for my large shipment of cayenne to be transformed into a large zexyzek t-shirt.

They attempt quantum reconstruction, but the amount of energy needed to reconstruct the atoms is actually invested in creating antimatter (somehow). You are atomised.

I wish for a T-Rex/Pterodactyl/Piranha/Dragon/Moth/Robot Exoskeleton/Plasma/Vengeance* hybrid.

*Vengeance from Star Trek.

[krinbros]

I wish everyone was banned except for me.

ok. everyone but you is banned. Intelli unbans himself, then you get permabanned.

I wish for a... Porsche cayenne s. (look it up)

You're rewarded with a large shipment Cayenne on your doorstep due to a mix up at the makeawish.com company, equal to the value of a Porsche Cayenne. That's alot of Cayenne.

I wish Mojang incorporates elements of the smart move mod into Minecraft vanilla.

they do. unfortunately, everyone thinks it is so un-vanilla, one guy decides to make is own version of minecraft, (without the mod) and everyone starts playing that.

I wish for my large shipment of cayenne to be transformed into a large zexyzek t-shirt.

They attempt quantum reconstruction, but the amount of energy needed to reconstruct the atoms is actually invested in creating antimatter (somehow). You are atomised.

I wish for a T-Rex/Pterodactyl/Piranha/Dragon/Moth/Robot Exoskeleton/Plasma/Vengeance* hybrid.

*Vengeance from Star Trek.

Your Star Trek reference pulls a Chewbaca and rips your arms off.

Now, I could kill this thread and kill the buzz by wishing for absolutely nothing and simply saying "Check Mate", or I could wish for something someone would reply to with a monkey's paw response.

Meh, I wish for power to get off my butt and progress through life.