[The-Jack-DeCk]

Are you sick and tired of old, boring, villagers who have a temperamental GUI and limited trade options? Don't you hate it how they make you angry, and then after you punch them out of anger they act even more dumb?

Or is the reverse true? Do you love them with your entire heart, blood, and skin? Do you want to trade with them to no end and hug their little hitboxes, perhaps even make half Steve half villager babies?

Regardless, JackDeCkEr the mega villager is here for your convenience!
Unlike most villagers, Jack doesn't care if you punch him. Jack also has a ton of trades. Jack is here to please the common folk and will not die if you don't lock him up in a pen!

Here is what Jack has to offer:
[Your material]--->[My material]
1 diamond--->10 emeralds
5 diamonds--->2 Silk books and 2 iron blocks
10 diamonds--->1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxe
1 stack of brick blocks--->16 emeralds
10 stacks of brick blocks--->1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxe
2 stacks of brick blocks--->1 Silk book
2 diamond ore--->5 emeralds
20 diamond ore--->2 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxes, 4 Silk books, and 20 emeralds
3 apples--->1 emerald
5 stacks netherrack--->1 emerald
1080 stacks netherrack--->1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxe, 2 Silk books, and 16 emeralds
1 stack netherbrick---->1 emerald
1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Shovel--->1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxe, 1 Silk book, and 16 emeralds
1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Shovel--->1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxe, 1 Silk book, and 24 emeralds
2 stacks sand--->1 emerald
540 stacks sand--->2 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxes, 4 Silk books, and 128 emeralds
10 glowstone--->1 emerald block
1 stack sandstone--->4 jungle saplings
27 stacks sandstone--->100 emeralds
2 obsidian--->1 emerald
64 obsidan--->1 Silk book, 24 emeralds
1,000 credits--->1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxe
10,000 credits--->3 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxes, 5 Silk books, 128 emeralds, and 10 Lapis Ore
100,000 credits--->27 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxes, 27 Silk books, 128 Lapis Ore, 200 emerald blocks, and 27 assorted music disks

Customer proposed trades are also a possibility:
Requested trade--->Requested payment

Here's the really awesome part! Every 3 customers that use Jack, another trade will appear.

I reserve the right to refuse any trade at any time unless trade has been agreed to and payment has been received.

[Cephyrian]

Why couldn't I come up with something like this.... This has amazing deals...

[P3eP]

All I can say is wow. Amazing catch line to draw people in. Great deals. Who wouldn't want to trade with JackDeCkEr the mega villager?

[BSGSamuel]

1 diamond -> 10 emeralds
2 diamond ore -> 5 emeralds

Villager logic.
Was that a typo?

I'll do the glowstone deal, how much do you need?

[Eetrab]

Is it possible for these trades to go in reverse as well?

[Taratsamura]

i pay you with emeralds, what can i buy from you with emeralds?

[The-Jack-DeCk]

Is it possible for these trades to go in reverse as well?

No sir. I have made all the trades to benefit my needs for certain projects. However, some deals in the future will be asking for emeralds from the buyers so that I can restock quickly.

i pay you with emeralds, what can i buy from you with emeralds?

Future trades will be asking for emeralds, however I currently have no need for them. Stay tuned for the next trades.

1 diamond -> 10 emeralds
2 diamond ore -> 5 emeralds

Villager logic.
Was that a typo?

I'll do the glowstone deal, how much do you need?

That was indeed a typo. I will fix it in the next update.

As for the glowstone, probably a few hundred pieces would suffice seeing as I have another customer for that trade.

[Yarmuck]

If this JackDecker villager doesn't have the trades I want, do I still kill it and wait for the next one?

[xxcrapperzxx]

Oh god.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

If this JackDecker villager doesn't have the trades I want, do I still kill it and wait for the next one?

If this one didn't, let's see if version 1.01 does.
On that note...

JackDeCkEr the Mega Villager v. 1.01

Item deals

[Your material]--->[My material]

2 apples--->1 Emerald

1 stack brick blocks--->16 Emeralds

2 stacks of brick blocks--->1 Silk book

10 stacks of brick blocks--->1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxe and 32 Emeralds

1 diamond--->10 Emeralds

5 diamonds--->2 Silk books and 2 Iron Blocks

10 diamonds--->1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxe

1 diamond ore--->25 Emeralds

20 diamond ore--->2 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxes, 4 Silk books, and 50 Emeralds

1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Shovel--->1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxe, 1 Silk book, and 16 Emeralds

1 Eff. 4 Unb. 3 Shovel--->1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxe, 1 Silk book, and 24 Emeralds

1 emerald--->3 Iron Ingots

1 stack emeralds--->1 Silk book and 2 Iron Blcoks

1 emerald ore--->150 Emeralds

10 glowstone--->1 Emerald Block

64 glowstone--->1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxe

1 mossy/cracked brick--->32 Emeralds

1 stack netherbrick--->1 Emerald

27 stacks netherrack--->5 Emeralds

1080 stacks netherrack--->1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxe, 2 Silk books, and 16 Emeralds

2 obsidian--->1 Emerald

640 obsidan--->2 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxes and 32 Emeralds

3 stacks sand--->2 Emeralds

54 stacks sand--->1 Silk Book and 2 Iron Blocks

540 stacks sand--->2 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxes, 4 Silk books, and 128 Emeralds

9 stacks sandstone--->1 Silk Book

27 stacks sandstone--->72 Emeralds


Credit deals

14 credits--->1 emerald

1,000 credits--->1 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxe

10,000 credits--->3 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxes, 5 Silk books, 128 emeralds, and 10 Lapis Ore

100,000 credits--->27 Eff. 3 Unb. 3 Pickaxes, 27 Silk books, 128 Lapis Ore, 200 emerald blocks, and 27 assorted music disks

Before I leave, I would like to say a couple things. Firstly, I am open to suggestions. If anybody would like to list a proposed trade, I will decide whether or not I wish to add it to the next version. Secondly, thanks to all who have already traded with me, and any future traders can either message me here or meet me in-game. Don't be shy! Finally, stayed tuned for the next version, which should be due in a week or so. ~Thanks to all~