[Ryu Aurora]

I wish that Vortex and everyone in it could get over their differences with everyone else.

~dlgn

They do, in the form of every other member of the server being found guity in a mass duping scandal. Banicide ensues, leaving the oddly honorable members of Vortex to effectively dominate the server. Do the heinous nature and sheer scale of the crime, it takes months for only a portion of appealing players to be unbanned. By then, Vortex owns the majority of the map and has claimed an unimaginable fortune in credits and items through the purchasing and dismantling of disbanded realms.

I wish to locate an abandoned house in the woods within 3 days.

[dlgn]

I wish that Vortex and everyone in it could get over their differences with everyone else.

~dlgn

They do, in the form of every other member of the server being found guity in a mass duping scandal. Banicide ensues, leaving the oddly honorable members of Vortex to effectively dominate the server. Do the heinous nature and sheer scale of the crime, it takes months for only a portion of appealing players to be unbanned. By then, Vortex owns the majority of the map and has claimed an unimaginable fortune in credits and items through the purchasing and dismantling of disbanded realms.

I wish to locate an abandoned house in the woods within 3 days.

Ryu...there was no irony there...that would be good for me...I'm in Vortex xD

Anyway, you walk into the house as a bulldozer starts to dismantle it. Oops.

I wish for a healthy, delicious, and safe-to-eat rainbow-colored potato.

~dlgn

[Ryu Aurora]

I wish for a healthy, delicious, and safe-to-eat rainbow-colored potato.

~dlgn

You find yourself eating the rainbow potato of your dreams, courtesy of the hallucinogenic drugs you unintentionally took. In your frenzied devouring of what was actually a terrified, screeching owl, you choke on a mouthful of feathers and die. Vortext posthumously vows to burn your portion of their newfound fortune in memory of you once it is aquired, this all having taken place before the month leading to the mass realms disbandments.

I wish for a shovel and a bag of rock salt.

[Aelcalan]

Delivered at .1c.

I wish I had a really great idea.

[Ryu Aurora]

I wish I had a really great idea.

You have a really great idea, and present it, but it is shot down by the people in charge. You are then forced to do 90% of the work for the guy who had the excellent idea.

[brynnecaela]

I wish I had a pet pegasus that kills my enemies by barfing and pooping rainbows on their heads.
P.S,
I ate too much candy -.-

[Ryu Aurora]

I wish I had a pet pegasus that kills my enemies by barfing and pooping rainbows on their heads.

You are cloned, and the original you is turned into the pegasus to be the pet to the clone. You turn out to be a terrible pet keeper, leaving yourself to eat nothing but the remains of what you kill your enemies with.

I wish for someone to carve open my back and burn an intricate symbol into my flesh.

[nightmarelord11]

I wish I had a pet pegasus that kills my enemies by barfing and pooping rainbows on their heads.

You are cloned, and the original you is turned into the pegasus to be the pet to the clone. You turn out to be a terrible pet keeper, leaving yourself to eat nothing but the remains of what you kill your enemies with.

I wish for someone to carve open my back and burn an intricate symbol into my flesh.

Your wish is granted but unfortunately the symbol is a demonic one which causes girls to relentlessly chase after you. you are crushed by many high heeled boots and make up kits

I wish that everybody would speak in dubstep

[mr. roach]

I wish I had a pet pegasus that kills my enemies by barfing and pooping rainbows on their heads.

You are cloned, and the original you is turned into the pegasus to be the pet to the clone. You turn out to be a terrible pet keeper, leaving yourself to eat nothing but the remains of what you kill your enemies with.

I wish for someone to carve open my back and burn an intricate symbol into my flesh.

Your wish is granted but unfortunately the symbol is a demonic one which causes girls to relentlessly chase after you. you are crushed by many high heeled boots and make up kits

I wish that everybody would speak in dubstep

Wub wub wub wub wub *wish granted* wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub *wish I could speak normally again* wub wub wub wub

[nightmarelord11]

Don't worry roach i'll save you and your inability to wish

I wish John the catfish wasn't so evil