[LeafWarrior254]

I wish for lamp chops in minecraft.

Granted. Lambs are constantly chopping you to death.

I wish for the old spawn to come back forever.

~dlgn

Derp. I asked for lamp chops.... My mistake...
Anyways...
The old spawn comes back forever.
But you're banned.


I wish that we could get lamb chops from sheep in minecraft.

[cubeguy314]

Dlgn, did you do something stupid again? I thought we gagged and locked you in the skelly grinder...

Anyways, your love of lamb chops has decreased the population of sheep to the point where the server can no longer keep up with the killing rate of sheep and there are now -100 sheep left in the world. Congrats, you broke the server.
I wish my glasses didn't have scratches on them.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

Too bad it costed $500 dollars for a repair, which makes no sense.

I wish for photographic memory.

[cubeguy314]

Your head becomes a camera. (Hooray for no logic!)

I wish for that fishing pond from the old spawn to be put back into the new spawn. (Without being banned so that I can see it and fish in it.)

[stickgod91]

Your head becomes a camera. (Hooray for no logic!)

I wish for that fishing pond from the old spawn to be put back into the new spawn. (Without being banned so that I can see it and fish in it.)

The pond is put is spawn. You proceed to put your fishing line in it. You proceed to wait. You wait one day. You wait another and another till its a week. You wait for a month, you become so determined to catch a fish it's been a year. You finally get a bite on the line but its a shoe. Year pass your old now. You get a bite you are so unused to the jolt it give you a heart attack.

[dlgn]

Your head becomes a camera. (Hooray for no logic!)

I wish for that fishing pond from the old spawn to be put back into the new spawn. (Without being banned so that I can see it and fish in it.)

The pond is put is spawn. You proceed to put your fishing line in it. You proceed to wait. You wait one day. You wait another and another till its a week. You wait for a month, you become so determined to catch a fish it's been a year. You finally get a bite on the line but its a shoe. Year pass your old now. You get a bite you are so unused to the jolt it give you a heart attack.

Ahem. Wish please, so I can crush your dreams?

~dlgn

[stickgod91]

I wish my alt, Hitteli, was unabanned.

[dlgn]

I wish my alt, Hitteli, was unabanned.

Hitelli is unbanned, but is made an admin, and you spend all your time dealing with n00bs' petty problems.

I wish for an rainbow-colored potato.

~dlgn

[Aelcalan]

It looks delicious, but those colours are the result of some NASTY bacteria. We'll miss you after your long, agonizing demise.

I wish the scorpion that slipped under my bed would die and disintegrate immediately.

[dlgn]

It looks delicious, but those colours are the result of some NASTY bacteria. We'll miss you after your long, agonizing demise.

I wish the scorpion that slipped under my bed would die and disintegrate immediately.

From a laser ray that kills you too. Sweet dreams.

I wish that Vortex and everyone in it could get over their differences with everyone else.

~dlgn