[The-Jack-DeCk]

Like all wise elders, you die in the movie without being able to do anything relevant to the later happenings of the plot.


I wish for the ability to stop and start time relative to all things except me.

[FlannyFlan]

I wish for the ability to stop and start time relative to all things except me.

You are granted this ability, however, during one of your time stopping abilities, you fall and bonk your head, suffering severe memory loss of who you are and everything you know.. You are now stuck in a limbo of not knowing who you are, and where everyone and things are statues

I wish for rum.

[cubeguy314]

Granted, you drink bottles of rum during the holidays and get drunk and nearly get into a car crash. For your own safety, your family has forbidden you to drink rum.

I wish for that girl who's a very very good friend of mine that I asked out in person last Thursday to finish "[thinking] about it" and reply to me with an answer tomorrow or Friday with, hopefully a yes...

[dlgn]

Granted, you drink bottles of rum during the holidays and get drunk and nearly get into a car crash. For your own safety, your family has forbidden you to drink rum.

I wish for that girl who's a very very good friend of mine that I asked out in person last Thursday to finish "[thinking] about it" and reply to me with an answer tomorrow or Friday with, hopefully a yes...

I haven't got the heart to crush your soul

Someone else take this?

Okay, I'll do it.

You ask her "Are you going to just going to stay home, then?" She says yes.

I wish for world peace (but not down to the level where people don't argue at all) that doesn't involve mass death, mass silencing, mass mind control, mass conditioning, or any practices in any way similar to these.

~dlgn

[Ryu Aurora]

You get your wish, but accidentally waste it saying "I wish this stupid computer would turn on!"

The joke's on you Techno. My computer has a fried everything. If that thing turns on/works, it means I make millions by being TechnoJesus.

I wish for world peace (but not down to the level where people don't argue at all) that doesn't involve mass death, mass silencing, mass mind control, mass conditioning, or any practices in any way similar to these.

~dlgn

World peace is achieved in the form of people now settling all disagreements through brutal gladiator style deathmatches. Those disagreeing with the practice are free to partake to prove the validity of thier point.

I've nothing particular in mind for a wish, so... I'll wish for a cold drink of water. Let's NOT poison it with anything FATAL, alright?

[dlgn]

I've nothing particular in mind for a wish, so... I'll wish for a cold drink of water. Let's NOT poison it with anything FATAL, alright?

A cold drink of water, you say? Too bad it's so cold it froze your internal organs, killing you slowly and painfully.

Seriously, that was too easy.

I wish to have better focus and concentration so I can practice violin more easily.

~dlgn

[cubeguy314]

Granted. You are so focused on practicing violin that you don't notice your house has caught on fire from the cookies you were baking in the oven. And now your violin's on fire. Happy practicing!

I wish for less irony.

[dlgn]

Granted. You are so focused on practicing violin that you don't notice your house has caught on fire from the cookies you were baking in the oven. And now your violin's on fire. Happy practicing!

I wish for less irony.

Less irony, then more irony. The thread continues unabated. And that wasn't even particularly ironic, which makes it especially ironic.

I wish for people on MineRealm to stop trolling.

~dlgn

[LeafWarrior254]

Less irony, then more irony. The thread continues unabated. And that wasn't even particularly ironic, which makes it especially ironic.

I wish for people on MineRealm to stop trolling.

~dlgn

All of the trolls stop trolling. Due to the lack of trolls trolling us, trolls from trolling servers come to troll the not-trolls-anymore trolls into trolling again.
Ugh. Ever say a word twenty times and it starts to sound different?

I wish for lamp chops in minecraft.

[dlgn]

I wish for lamp chops in minecraft.

Granted. Lambs are constantly chopping you to death.

I wish for the old spawn to come back forever.

~dlgn