[dlgn]

There once was a mod named Ryu
If you x-rayed, he'd surely ban you.
As a matter of fact,
He just might roll it back,
That wonderful mod named Ryu.

There once was a staff named Intelli.
His friend VVolfie was exceedingly smelly.
Or so said a user,
Who with insults abused her,
Right under the eye of Intelli.

There once was a user named Kress.
His idol at trolling was best.
But when Lightbulbs was gone,
That role then fell on
That horrible user named Kress.

I'll post more as I think of them. Those were pretty spontaneous and random, just started limerick-ing in chat the other day without any idea of where I was going, then fixed them up a bit and wrote them down here. Whaddaya think?

~dlgn

p.s. There once was a user named Meepers
Who was good at dispatching creepers
When he was banned,
Discord spread through the land,
Mainly caused by the banning of Meepers.

[FlannyFlan]

me pls.

[dlgn]

There once was a user named Flan,
Who had made a magnificent plan.
For with demonstrations,
She would ask for donations
Of lapis for that user named Flan.

~dlgn

[ewana1991]

me pls.

i found a load more lapis you can has

[dlgn]

me pls.

i found a load more lapis you can has

Ewana had lapis for Flan,
And his his message for her therefore ran,
"I got you a load
Of lapis for the road."
So he said to the user named Flan.

~dlgn

p.s. I might start narrating everything on the forums that I care about in limericks...

[The-Jack-DeCk]

Me next?

I do minerealm one liners for my literature fun. Although limericks are more clever.

(Hey, could someonee stop this illegal pvp here?)
(duhdutch reminds me of that gum stuck on my shoe; always there yet nobody really cares.)
(The only person who could take down NTC was S2. He had like 10 alts at a time and 1,000 duped diamonds to arm them with.)

[dlgn]

Me next?

I do minerealm one liners for my literature fun. Although limericks are more clever.

(Hey, could someonee stop this illegal pvp here?)
(duhdutch reminds me of that gum stuck on my shoe; always there yet nobody really cares.)
(The only person who could take down NTC was S2. He had like 10 alts at a time and 1,000 duped diamonds to arm them with.)

Clever

I don't know if I can limerick you, JackDeCkEr is pretty hard to rhyme. xD



JackDeCkEr's a seller of goods
such as end stone and emeralds and wood.
His variety's nice—
He even sells ice!
But his iron costs more than it should.

Mine costs much less! xD

~dlgn

[The-Jack-DeCk]

Lol should have known you'd throw that in there.

Good job man!

[dlgn]

Lol should have known you'd throw that in there.

Good job man!

Thanks.

A user named dlgn
Had some limericks he liked to pen.
And so he with fervor
Wrote of his favorite server
And of mine-friends of dlgn.

~dlgn

p.s. That was hard, it took me like 15 minutes. But it was worth it.

[Legit_Neymar]

Try me feel free to just use legit if full ign is hard