- Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:12 pm
#103661
Thekingjab: No, no. They took him away. I have to find a pig.
eah: Hey, I've seen a pig.
Thekingjab: You have?
eah: It passed by not too long ago.
Thekingjab: A pink one?
eah: Hi. I'm eah.
Thekingjab: Where!? Which way!?
eah: Oh, oh, oh! It-it went, um, this way! And it went this way! Follow me!
Thekingjab: Thank you! Thank you, thank you so much!
eah: No problem.
Thekingjab: Hey! Wait!
eah: Will you quit it?
Thekingjab: What?
eah: I'm trying to swim here. What, ocean ain't big enough for you?
Thekingjab: Huh?
eah: You got a problem, buddy? Huh? Huh? Do 'ya? Do 'ya? Do 'ya? You want a piece of me? Yeah,
oooh, I'm scared now. Whaat!?
Thekingjab: Wait a minute..
eah: Stop following me, okay!?
Thekingjab: What? You're showing me which way the pig went!
eah: A pig? Hey, I've seen a pig. It passed by not too long ago. It went this way, it went this
way. Follow me!
Thekingjab: Wait a minute, wait a minute! What is going on? You already told me which way the pig
was going!
eah: I did? Oh dear...
Thekingjab: If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny! And I know funny..I'm a clownfish!
eah: No, it's not. I know it's not. I'm so sorry. See, I suffer from short-term memory loss.
Thekingjab: Short-term memory loss..I don't believe this!
eah: No, it's true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family..or at least I think
it does. Hmmm..where are they? Can I help you?
Thekingjab: Something's wrong with you, really. You're wasting my time. I have to find a pig.
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Every time someone says they're looking for something, I always think of this scene. And dory = funniest character eva!
