- Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:08 pm
#21078
Does anyone like that douche bag Kress? Do you have headaches from his constant insults? Do you grow tired of posting a thread and immediately seeing his annoying self post some smart-ass remark? Do you ever find yourself thinking, "Who the hell does this cunt think he is?" If so, WELL DO I HAVE THE REMEDY FOR YOU! This is a thread to rage, do it all you want! I can't promise your safety in terms of banishment, but hell, do what ya want!
I'll start us off:
I think that Kress is the biggest douche I've ever laid eyes on. I mean, if you don't think so, you're blind. From his stupid-ass catch phrase, "Cry harder" and his common misuse of the word, "scrub" (which is quite common among the species we call, "douche bags", who should be put down like a sick dog.) Plus, just look at this fat ****'s picture. I mean, come on, isn't that second chin just so cool? Gosh, I wish I could be as cool and sophisticated looking as him! The upside down sun glasses and the wind-breaker are just the finishing touches on his class!
What about that asshole Lightbulbs? I mean, sometimes I find myself chuckling at his witty, but sometimes uncalled for responses, but regardless, he can be a huge asshole.
Frogglenn... My words are endless about him (until I hit 60,000 characters, of course). He's a huge prick, along with Lightbulbs and Kress. First off, Frog Town is a complete shithole. I have no **** clue why he's number two (actually, I do know why. Because the ranking system is based off of number of plots, which I think is silly. But yada-yada-yadda, whatever.) Plus, he's a little cock-sucking, no-life pussy. Just thought that should be said.
And Santa Claus:
**** you. I don't know why... But just **** you, Santa Claus.
There! That felt good.
c:
HAVE FUN, GUYS! (I'm expecting a ban in 3, 2... 1)
In case you didn't notice, this has nothing to do with banning. I just love you guys too much to want to ban someone.
<3
I'll start us off:
I think that Kress is the biggest douche I've ever laid eyes on. I mean, if you don't think so, you're blind. From his stupid-ass catch phrase, "Cry harder" and his common misuse of the word, "scrub" (which is quite common among the species we call, "douche bags", who should be put down like a sick dog.) Plus, just look at this fat ****'s picture. I mean, come on, isn't that second chin just so cool? Gosh, I wish I could be as cool and sophisticated looking as him! The upside down sun glasses and the wind-breaker are just the finishing touches on his class!
What about that asshole Lightbulbs? I mean, sometimes I find myself chuckling at his witty, but sometimes uncalled for responses, but regardless, he can be a huge asshole.
Frogglenn... My words are endless about him (until I hit 60,000 characters, of course). He's a huge prick, along with Lightbulbs and Kress. First off, Frog Town is a complete shithole. I have no **** clue why he's number two (actually, I do know why. Because the ranking system is based off of number of plots, which I think is silly. But yada-yada-yadda, whatever.) Plus, he's a little cock-sucking, no-life pussy. Just thought that should be said.
And Santa Claus:
**** you. I don't know why... But just **** you, Santa Claus.
There! That felt good.
c:
HAVE FUN, GUYS! (I'm expecting a ban in 3, 2... 1)
In case you didn't notice, this has nothing to do with banning. I just love you guys too much to want to ban someone.
<3
But wouldn't you want to go out with a BANG?