[monkeyclint]

I, monkeyclint, being of sound mind, would like to appeal against my ban to your gracious, wonderful server of minecraftitude. I was simply enjoying the many bounties of your splendiferous minecraft realm when I was spontaneously brought back to my minecraft home page. My friend, Richard, who goes by the screen name _JOFISH2056 (An account that he shares with his older brother named Josef) promptly notified me that I had been banned for saying the word "****" which is a word commonly agreed upon by a civilized society to be that of profanity. This is all a tragic and quite ridiculous misunderstanding, for I was merely referring to my acquaintance by his informal nickname "****," which he prefers to Richard. In conclusion, I believe that I have been wrongly banned and I would greatly appreciate if you would take it into consideration to unban me from your ever so magnificent server of survival multiplayer minecraft.

Sincerely,
-monkeyclint

[cubeguy314]

1. I haven't heard that nickname for Richard since Nixon.
2. Why not just call him Rick?
3. You were warned once. Why didn't you think twice about what you said? To some, it's a nickname, but in most other cases it's profanity.

[cobaya18]

Funny thing is... My name is not Richard. No need to call me that.