[Unbound]

Hello, everyone!

Shhh sarah... I've got everything under control. I'm breaking you out. I've payed 2000 dollars to 2 midgets to gain control of all entry to Google's main server hub. I've wired a camera and microphone where they will give me 2 winks, lick their elbow, and follow it with the oompa loompa song when the hub is secure. At this point I will have a friend of mine, we will call him Agent bob the builderto hack the servers allowing me all access to everything on the web, passwords, etc. At this point Agent [bob the builder will relay them back to the midgets taking fine notes. Meanwhile Kinasaka will be on a mission to secure a Sesame Street helicopter to rescue the midgets. TheKingJab will be at the whitehouse at this time disguising as the president Barack Obama requesting to shut down all US security to ensure the capture of the Apache helicopter, the rescue of the midgets, and the safe return of Agent X. Once the passwords and web access has been received. I will Dlgnize into Minerealm under the name "Totallynotahacker" and give your ban appeal a pie eradicator. This mission will be called "Operation Key Lime Pie".

If this doesn't work, I will be forced to eat your key lime pie again. Hang in there for me, and stay pie.

Congratulations, you just won 100 internets AND LOST 500000 INTERNETS!!! GOOD JOB.

FTFY

You killed it.

[Skylord_Fox]

Hello, everyone!

Shhh sarah... I've got everything under control. I'm breaking you out. I've payed 2000 dollars to 2 midgets to gain control of all entry to Google's main server hub. I've wired a camera and microphone where they will give me 2 winks, lick their elbow, and follow it with the oompa loompa song when the hub is secure. At this point I will have a friend of mine, we will call him Agent Rob the constructor to hack the servers allowing me all access to everything on the web, passwords, etc. At this point Agent Rob the constructor will relay them back to the midgets taking fine notes. Meanwhile Kinasaka will be on a mission to secure a Kung Pow Drive helicopter to rescue the midgets. TheKingJab will be at the whitehouse at this time disguising as the president Barack Obama requesting to shut down all US security to ensure the capture of the Kung Pow Drive helicopter, the rescue of the midgets, and the safe return of Agent Rob the constructor. Once the passwords and web access has been received. I will Spamwich into Minerealm under the name "Twiztedguy" and give your ban appeal a pie to the face. This mission will be called "Operation Post-Murder".

If this doesn't work, I will be forced to eat Taco Bell again. Hang in there for me, and stay down.

Congratulations, you just won 100 internets AND LOST 500000 INTERNETS!!! GOOD JOB At the same time as your post was completely murdered, so that's bad too.

FTFY

You killed it.

No, THAT is how you kill it.

[Sarahliz]

Twiz <3

[Twiztidguy]

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