I feel like this is a parody of all those people who have been on the server for 2 days, and post a mod application with random bullshit information about their life that nobody cares about. I mean, 90% of this is entirely irrelevant information, and more to the point, does anybody even know this guy?
There really should be something about having to be on the server more than a week and have more than a dozen posts to be able to even post on this section of the forum.