[stinkyty]

Username: stinkyty
Real Name: Tyler Brirr
Age:11 < i just wanted to see what u say just pretend im 19
Gender:male
Location:canada manitoba
Time Zone: (UTC-06:00) Central Time (US & Canada)
About Yourself: well i dont realy know what to say about myselff just that i know i will do realy good being a staff and that i love minerealm its the best server...
Qualifications:sorry go back to my age idk what that means omg im embareced
Why you deserve this position:cause im boss
Availability: week days.7:45-8:20am then 3:40 - 9:30 sat- 6:00am-10:00pm
Anything else you wish to add:um yes pls dont ban me for this

[stinkyty]

Tyler brigg not tyler brirr

[Ratta237]

Two letters
N
O

[stinkyty]

oh shut up

[Ratta237]

oh shut up

HAVE YOU READ THE STICKIES?

-60 Days of Forum Age. This means that your account on the Forums is 60 days old (at least).
-18 Years of Real-Life Age. This means that you have been living for at least 18 years. We are essentially revoking the "under-18 exception" rule, as every single player we run in to abuses this exception and goes on to say "I am mature for my age", or, "Age isn't important."

[dlgn]

Username: stinkyty
Real Name: Tyler Brirr
Age:11 < i just wanted to see what u say just pretend im 19

Making this application pointless. You could just ask what people think of you in the Chat section.

Gender:male
Location:canada manitoba
Time Zone: (UTC-06:00) Central Time (US & Canada)
About Yourself: well i dont realy know what to say about myselff just that i know i will do realy good being a staff and that i love minerealm its the best server...

I see no evidence that you could be a good staff member. You spelling certainly indicates otherwise.

Qualifications:sorry go back to my age idk what that means omg im embareced

We already knew that we were completely unqualified. The only question is, if you knew that, why did you bother even making an application?

Why you deserve this position:cause im boss

No you aren't, Jolo is boss.

Availability: week days.7:45-8:20am then 3:40 - 9:30 sat- 6:00am-10:00pm

As long as you don't play SimCity...

Anything else you wish to add:um yes pls dont ban me for this

You won't be banned, just ridiculed.

oh shut up

no u

Oh, and in case it wasn't obvious,

Spoiler:

+1

~dlgn

[SuperCreeper007]

It seems like you knew this wouldn't be accepted? If you are going to post something like this just to see if people would hypothetically want you as a staff, this should go in the chat section, not staff applications, which is reserved for actual applications. You might recieve a small forum ban for posting it here.

[Ratta237]

You won't be banned, just ridiculed.

15 y/o Max.

Locked & banned.

^this was posted in mdmm's try at a mod app.

[MEMYYSELFANDME!!]

Since I am just as lazy to do this as you are too lazy to read our standards for staff, I will have my buddy from Star Trek do it for me.

Guess what it is?

[Aelcalan]

Locked. This train wreck isn't going any farther.

As was pointed out earlier, asking what people would think of you as a staff member belongs in chat, not with actual staff applications. Additionally, telling another player to "shut up" tends to immediately disqualify an applicant, and breaks the rule of "respect others".