[Ninjalo]

Username: Ninjalo
Name: Jolo
Age: 19
Gender: Prefer not to answer
Location: Seaside, NJ (GTL)
Time Zone: Eastern Standard Time (UTC -5)

About Myself: Currently an owner and branch partner of a fast growing TPV company. Attending College part time towards a bachelor's in Computer Forensics. I enjoy playing, and beating your glorious leader, at monopoly. I enjoy long walks on the beach, and playing with all of my friends. When I'm not on, I enjoy fishing, and yelling graphic things at old people.

Qualifications:
-Moderator on one of the oldest Minecraft servers still around.
-Helper on a massive PVP server.
-Owner/Operator of an Arma II server.
-imdabes
-Used to be part time daycare teacher. (Watching kiddies here is no different.)
-THE Strongest pillar of the MR community
-Owner of a small, "family" Hack/Mine server.
-I got 99 problems but this staff app ain't one. Hit me.
-I'm so hot I need some motha' lovin' oven mitts.
-Loyal.
-I'm the best around, nothing's gunna' ever keep me down.
-I love you.

Why I deserve this position/Qualities: I'm an active part on this server. I do more then my fair share to help out the community. WHEN A NEW PLAYER LOGS ON, I'M THERE TO SAY I LOVE YOU. When Intelli needs a player to kill, I'm there.

These videos pretty much sums it all up.
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And you all know and love,
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SO SWAG, I USE THE SAME SONG TWICE.

Availability: Whenever I want.

Anything else you wish to add:
[youtube]TBsdWW7MOew[/youtube]

#JOLO2012 - A BRIGHT FUTURE, AND A BETTER TOMORROW

[Chubsy]

+1 #JOLO

[TornadicManiac]

Dear God yes!

[TechnoProdigy]

NO

Is all I have to say on the matter.

[Ninjalo]

NO
YOU'RE NOT STAFF YET!?

Fixed it for ya!

[OneManWo1fPac]

I wunce had an dream dat ninjalo wuz gong too be st4ff. I tink he iz the bst 4 the job +1

[TechnoProdigy]

No, you didn't. You made it far worse.

[Ninjalo]

No, you didn't. You made it far worse.

no u

[EpicBros]

I voted "no im dumb" just because I thought it was the funnier option.


For future reference make the positive option the more humorous one.

[Dj Lance Rock]

I didn't want to quote the entire application, because it'd be messy messy!

Hey there Bro! You can't be Staff, because you post music that isn't child friendly! You can't do that, because it's not right for them to hear it.

I think I should be Staff, as things like this are right up my alley! In fact, here's my application!


Username: Dj Lance Rock
Name: Lance Rock
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Location: Gabba Land
Time Zone: Eastern Standard Time (UTC -5)

About Myself: I'm the king of Gabba Land, a magical fun land where kids have fun and me and my abominations teach them about not biting thier friends, and about the dangers of eating things off the ground. I enjoy LSD, hanging with celebrities, educating children about how to live safely and how to have good fun, and carrying a boombox.

Qualifications:
-I'm someone you can trust with anything, no matter how normal or disturbing.
-King of Gabba Land.
-I once convinced Jack Black to wear a skin tight orange jump suit, similar to the one I wear. He didn't quite pull it off, but I talked him into it.
-I'm the best.
-I use correct spelling and grammar.

Why I deserve this position/Qualities: I have been on the server longer than Intelli, at least in spirit. I'm always there for young children, and people with fur-suit fetishes. I posted a few songs on the song thread once, and they were smart and educational.

Availability: All the time, because I live in a fantasy land fueled by hallucinogens!

Anything else you wish to add:

This is an example of my work with children! Pay close attention to the little girl at 0:57!

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