- Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:29 am
#17667
I honestly think that all people in positions of authority on this server, moderators, admins, even Intelli, should rewrite their Mod Apps/Server Descriptions to resemble this brilliant piece of persuasive literature.
Take note of the convincing arguments, the use of slang and informality normally reserved for the cast of The Jersey Shore when they are drunk, the spelling and substitution of numbers for letters, and the sense of personality that simply eminates from this thing of beauty. This brave man gets bonus points for highlighting the important information by mentioning it multiple times or putting it in all caps, like the fact that he is 13 or MEXICAN, and how he keeps irrelevant information, such as his contributions to the server, to a minimum.
His diverse and intersting background is also a great boon to his already formidible application. From his humble upbringings as an assembly line worker in "Saint Mexico" to when he moved to the UK and then Austrailia on his minimum wage income, everything about the story is plausible and helpful to his request. And was I the only one who noticed that we have a creative genius in our midst? Like the great William Shakespere this outstanding paragon has created a new word, "Trustworth-able". The honesty of this fine candidate for modship or, dare I say it, Adminship, is all the more assured when he implores the community for help with his greasy hair problems. Would I admit to something like that? No. And not many others would.
He has my vote.
(P.S. I find the use of almost every emote refreshing, how many other apps have had the guts to put em all in?)
Take note of the convincing arguments, the use of slang and informality normally reserved for the cast of The Jersey Shore when they are drunk, the spelling and substitution of numbers for letters, and the sense of personality that simply eminates from this thing of beauty. This brave man gets bonus points for highlighting the important information by mentioning it multiple times or putting it in all caps, like the fact that he is 13 or MEXICAN, and how he keeps irrelevant information, such as his contributions to the server, to a minimum.
His diverse and intersting background is also a great boon to his already formidible application. From his humble upbringings as an assembly line worker in "Saint Mexico" to when he moved to the UK and then Austrailia on his minimum wage income, everything about the story is plausible and helpful to his request. And was I the only one who noticed that we have a creative genius in our midst? Like the great William Shakespere this outstanding paragon has created a new word, "Trustworth-able". The honesty of this fine candidate for modship or, dare I say it, Adminship, is all the more assured when he implores the community for help with his greasy hair problems. Would I admit to something like that? No. And not many others would.
He has my vote.
(P.S. I find the use of almost every emote refreshing, how many other apps have had the guts to put em all in?)
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8-) :evil: 
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