[Grelman]

My name on minecraft is Ethric_Ocothric my real life name is John Ballantine I am 24 years old and i am a male i am located in the usa more specifically Solvang California my time zone isa western standard time for the information about myself i have always loved to play minecraft and am looking to broaden my building methods i am always loyal to anything i do i am willing to help anyone who asks for it i love to play minecraft because it makes me happy to do so even if i am not appointed staff i will still play on minerealm even if i am not a staff for my availability i am free for a few days but i am home sometimes in the morning i also have a job to work on but can make myself flexible to get onto minerealm i am not forcing a decision on you but i am a very good leader as well as a kind hearted person i do well under pressure and will help who ever asks me i will always follow the rules that have been enforced on each realm as if they are law so I will always be there on minerealm to help out on whatever problems come up.

so consider my request as if it were worthwhile or nothing at all i will be happy either way sincerely and respectfully yours
The account owner of Ethric_Ocothric

I've tried to polish this up a bit. Here's what I could decipher:

My IGN is Ethric_Ocothric. My real name is John Ballantine. I am 24 year old male located in Solvang, California USA. I am on western standard time.

I have always loved to play minecraft and am looking to broaden my building methods. I am always willing to help anyone who asks for it. I love to play minecraft, and as for my availability I am home sometimes in the morning, and have a job but my schedule can be flexible. I believe I would be a very good leader as well as a kindhearted person. I do well under pressure and will help who asks me. I will always follow the rules on minerealm and help out with whatever problems come up.

Please take the time to consider my application for staff.

Sincerely and respectfully yours,

Ethric_Ocothric

[Eetrab]

My name on minecraft is Ethric_Ocothric my real life name is John Ballantine I am 24 years old and i am a male i am located in the usa more specifically Solvang California my time zone isa western standard time for the information about myself i have always loved to play minecraft and am looking to broaden my building methods i am always loyal to anything i do i am willing to help anyone who asks for it i love to play minecraft because it makes me happy to do so even if i am not appointed staff i will still play on minerealm even if i am not a staff for my availability i am free for a few days but i am home sometimes in the morning i also have a job to work on but can make myself flexible to get onto minerealm i am not forcing a decision on you but i am a very good leader as well as a kind hearted person i do well under pressure and will help who ever asks me i will always follow the rules that have been enforced on each realm as if they are law so I will always be there on minerealm to help out on whatever problems come up.

so consider my request as if it were worthwhile or nothing at all i will be happy either way sincerely and respectfully yours
The account owner of Ethric_Ocothric

That's one impressive run-on sentence.

214 words. One could pull off a very small essay in that many words.

[Piewarrior27]

i am an born op

this quote... it always gets me. *sigh* Why is grammar so amusing...

[Ratta237]

Ah, the innocence of n00bs....

[jackavsfan]

*Wonders why this thread keeps coming back*

[JonColmanator]

My name on minecraft is Ethric_Ocothric my real life name is John Ballantine I am 24 years old and i am a male i am located in the usa more specifically Solvang California my time zone isa western standard time for the information about myself i have always loved to play minecraft and am looking to broaden my building methods i am always loyal to anything i do i am willing to help anyone who asks for it i love to play minecraft because it makes me happy to do so even if i am not appointed staff i will still play on minerealm even if i am not a staff for my availability i am free for a few days but i am home sometimes in the morning i also have a job to work on but can make myself flexible to get onto minerealm i am not forcing a decision on you but i am a very good leader as well as a kind hearted person i do well under pressure and will help who ever asks me i will always follow the rules that have been enforced on each realm as if they are law so I will always be there on minerealm to help out on whatever problems come up.

so consider my request as if it were worthwhile or nothing at all i will be happy either way sincerely and respectfully yours
The account owner of Ethric_Ocothric

That's one impressive run-on sentence.

Christ almighty, I can just about read that sentence out loud without taking in a single breath. My lung capacity is phenomenal.