[Cogohst]

Should all be censored.

[3/2/2012 12:46:04 AM] Ramien123: CHAPTER 1: ADVENTURES OF THE CAR
[3/1/2012 11:16:32 PM] Chancellor Coglian: SWARE WORD get yo ass in my car
[3/1/2012 11:16:44 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I can't.
[3/1/2012 11:16:56 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: The orphans have taken over the back seat
[3/1/2012 11:17:08 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And are fighting border battles
[3/1/2012 11:17:18 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: For territory along the prime cupholder
[3/1/2012 11:17:20 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Trunk
[3/1/2012 11:17:30 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: SwARE WIRDch I ain't getting in there
[3/1/2012 11:17:34 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: With all the dead bodies
[3/1/2012 11:17:44 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I got shotgun.
[3/1/2012 11:17:55 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OH SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:18:02 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THE HELL IS THIS
[3/1/2012 11:18:05 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: YOU PUT
[3/1/2012 11:18:07 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: HOBO
[3/1/2012 11:18:08 PM] Chancellor Coglian: OH GOD I DIDN'T TAKE IT OUT
[3/1/2012 11:18:12 PM] Chancellor Coglian: SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:18:16 PM] Chancellor Coglian: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON IM
[3/1/2012 11:18:17 PM] Chancellor Coglian: HIM
[3/1/2012 11:18:18 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ITS ALL OVER MY BODY
[3/1/2012 11:18:20 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: GET IT OFF ME
[3/1/2012 11:18:27 PM] Chancellor Coglian: HE LIKES YOU
[3/1/2012 11:18:32 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: HES MUGGING ME
[3/1/2012 11:18:36 PM] Chancellor Coglian: YOU MUST LET THE HOMELESS MATING RITUAL
[3/1/2012 11:18:37 PM] Chancellor Coglian: CONTINUE
[3/1/2012 11:18:42 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: HES STEALING MY WALLET
[3/1/2012 11:18:52 PM] Chancellor Coglian: THAT IS SYMBOLIC OF YOUR HEART
[3/1/2012 11:18:53 PM] Chancellor Coglian: GET IT BACK
[3/1/2012 11:18:58 PM] Chancellor Coglian: AND HE WILL BE YOURS FOREVER
[3/1/2012 11:19:01 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: HE HAS A KNIFE
[3/1/2012 11:19:06 PM] Chancellor Coglian: THAT
[3/1/2012 11:19:08 PM] Chancellor Coglian: WAS HIS IDEA
[3/1/2012 11:19:19 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: HES STABBING THE ORPHANS
[3/1/2012 11:19:28 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ORPHANTOPIA IS GAINING LAND BY DEFAULT
[3/1/2012 11:19:36 PM] Chancellor Coglian: GOOD LORD
[3/1/2012 11:19:45 PM] Chancellor Coglian: YOU MUST STEAL BACK YOUR HEART
[3/1/2012 11:19:45 PM] Chancellor Coglian: AND THEN
[3/1/2012 11:19:46 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THIS UNBALANCE
[3/1/2012 11:19:48 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OF POWER
[3/1/2012 11:19:56 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WILL ROCK THE BACK SEAT LIKE HORNY TEENAGERS
[3/1/2012 11:20:18 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WAIT THE HOBO IS THROWING UP
[3/1/2012 11:20:18 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Just uh
[3/1/2012 11:20:20 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Let him
[3/1/2012 11:20:24 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: DROP KICK TO THE FACE
[3/1/2012 11:20:25 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Sex you
[3/1/2012 11:20:28 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Just a little
[3/1/2012 11:20:31 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Hah!
[3/1/2012 11:20:33 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: He found
[3/1/2012 11:20:37 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: My electtro chastity belt
[3/1/2012 11:20:43 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Eat 90,000 volts
[3/1/2012 11:20:46 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Mother SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:20:51 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Did I mention
[3/1/2012 11:20:51 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Lick it again
[3/1/2012 11:20:52 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I dare you
[3/1/2012 11:20:57 PM] Chancellor Coglian: The Hobo's name
[3/1/2012 11:20:58 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Was
[3/1/2012 11:21:01 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Chocolate Thunder
[3/1/2012 11:21:07 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: GET OVER HERE
[3/1/2012 11:21:10 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: SO I CAN T HUMP YOU
[3/1/2012 11:21:11 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I'M DRIVING
[3/1/2012 11:21:15 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WITH 90,000 volts
[3/1/2012 11:21:18 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: YOU SWARE WORDING HOBO
[3/1/2012 11:21:29 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: YOULL BE CHERRY RED
[3/1/2012 11:21:38 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WITH BLOOD FROM THE EYE SEIZURES
[3/1/2012 11:21:41 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I CAN'T DRIVE WITH ALL THIS NOISE
[3/1/2012 11:21:50 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Don't worry I strangled a hobo
[3/1/2012 11:21:53 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And an orphan
[3/1/2012 11:21:58 PM] Chancellor Coglian: . . .
[3/1/2012 11:21:59 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Ram
[3/1/2012 11:22:01 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Giving me prime control of Backseatopia
[3/1/2012 11:22:02 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Homeless
[3/1/2012 11:22:05 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Are like bees
[3/1/2012 11:22:06 PM] Chancellor Coglian: You kill one
[3/1/2012 11:22:07 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: BEES
[3/1/2012 11:22:09 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I HATE BEES
[3/1/2012 11:22:12 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THEY GO BZZ
[3/1/2012 11:22:12 PM] Chancellor Coglian: The hive goes ape SWARE WORD
[3/2/2012 12:46:23 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: I'm sad
[3/2/2012 12:46:31 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: That I chose to eat right before you started this
[3/2/2012 12:46:42 AM] Ramien123: XD

[3/2/2012 12:47:05 AM] Ramien123: CHAPTER 2: AN AZZGRY HIZE OX BEEZ
[3/1/2012 11:22:20 PM] Chancellor Coglian: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
[3/1/2012 11:22:22 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Well at least we aren't in Detroit
[3/1/2012 11:22:26 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Thats where the hobos live
[3/1/2012 11:22:27 PM] Chancellor Coglian: ...
[3/1/2012 11:22:37 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: That sign
[3/1/2012 11:22:48 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: It says
[3/1/2012 11:22:54 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: "Now LEAVING Detroit"
[3/1/2012 11:22:56 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Right?
[3/1/2012 11:23:00 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Uh
[3/1/2012 11:23:12 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Okay
[3/1/2012 11:23:13 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OH SWARE WORD IS LIKE SEA OF POOR PEOPLE
[3/1/2012 11:23:21 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Yes
[3/1/2012 11:23:22 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: FLOOR IT
[3/1/2012 11:23:24 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: FLOOR IT
[3/1/2012 11:23:25 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I CAN'T
[3/1/2012 11:23:27 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: FLOOR IT
[3/1/2012 11:23:32 PM] Chancellor Coglian: THEY'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SWARE WORDING CAR
[3/1/2012 11:23:39 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Pass me the Flare Gun
[3/1/2012 11:23:51 PM] Chancellor Coglian: It's under the passenger seat
[3/1/2012 11:24:06 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OH GOD I JUST AN ORPHAN WHO WAS HIDING DOWN THERE
[3/1/2012 11:24:08 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Oh god
[3/1/2012 11:24:09 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: NO KID WAIT
[3/1/2012 11:24:11 PM] Chancellor Coglian: They run so fast
[3/1/2012 11:24:11 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I DIDNT
[3/1/2012 11:24:17 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Oh man the hoboes ate him
[3/1/2012 11:24:18 PM] Chancellor Coglian: They're less than two miles
[3/1/2012 11:24:24 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Awwaaaay
[3/1/2012 11:24:26 PM] Chancellor Coglian: The scouts
[3/1/2012 11:24:26 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Alright, here goes nothing
[3/1/2012 11:24:29 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Are so tiny
[3/1/2012 11:24:29 PM] Chancellor Coglian: D=
[3/1/2012 11:24:31 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: EAT FLARE YOU DIRTY HOBOS
[3/1/2012 11:24:36 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: LOOK!
[3/1/2012 11:24:37 PM] Chancellor Coglian: WHAT THE SWARE WORD DID YOU DO
[3/1/2012 11:24:39 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THEY ARE SCARED
[3/1/2012 11:24:41 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OF THE LIGHT
[3/1/2012 11:24:43 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Or
[3/1/2012 11:24:45 PM] Chancellor Coglian: YOU GAVE THEM FIRE
[3/1/2012 11:24:45 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THEY THINLK
[3/1/2012 11:24:47 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ITS A PENNY
[3/1/2012 11:24:52 PM] Chancellor Coglian: YOU GAVE THEM
[3/1/2012 11:24:53 PM] Chancellor Coglian: FIRE
[3/1/2012 11:24:53 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THEY ARE CHASING IT UP INTO THE SKY
[3/1/2012 11:24:56 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: COG FLOOR IT
[3/1/2012 11:24:59 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WHILE THE HOBOS
[3/1/2012 11:25:02 PM] Chancellor Coglian: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THSI MEANS
[3/1/2012 11:25:04 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: CLIMB ATOP THEMSELVES
[3/1/2012 11:25:07 PM] Chancellor Coglian: SWARE WORD WE'RE LEAVING THIS CITY
[3/1/2012 11:25:09 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: TO REACH THE FLOATING PENNY
[3/1/2012 11:25:18 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Who the SWARE WORD is that with all those potatoes
[3/1/2012 11:25:22 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: HEY
[3/1/2012 11:25:23 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: STAY THE SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:25:26 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AWAY FROM THE CAR
[3/1/2012 11:25:29 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Oh god
[3/1/2012 11:25:29 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I KNOW YOUR GAME
[3/1/2012 11:25:34 PM] Chancellor Coglian: What is he doing
[3/1/2012 11:25:36 PM] Chancellor Coglian: OH GOD
[3/1/2012 11:25:40 PM] Chancellor Coglian: ...
[3/1/2012 11:25:42 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Luckily I have my friendship minigun
[3/1/2012 11:25:42 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Do you smell fire
[3/1/2012 11:25:45 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Yes
[3/1/2012 11:25:48 PM] Chancellor Coglian: .-.
[3/1/2012 11:25:50 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: That would be the orphan
[3/1/2012 11:25:53 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I just cookec
[3/1/2012 11:25:56 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: *cooked
[3/1/2012 11:26:08 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: To celebrate my new marriage to Elenor
[3/1/2012 11:26:16 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Lady of Backseatropolis
[3/1/2012 11:26:22 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Uh
[3/1/2012 11:26:24 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: At age 3 she is the talk of the back seat
[3/1/2012 11:26:28 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND MY LAND
[3/1/2012 11:26:31 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: IS ENDLESS
[3/1/2012 11:26:38 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Ram
[3/1/2012 11:26:39 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Uh
[3/1/2012 11:26:40 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Oh yeah the hobods
[3/1/2012 11:26:44 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I think there's something in the muffler
[3/1/2012 11:26:50 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ITS A POTATO
[3/1/2012 11:26:53 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ITS YELLING
[3/1/2012 11:26:55 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ABOUTBIRDS
[3/1/2012 11:27:02 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: DONT WORRY
[3/1/2012 11:27:03 PM] Chancellor Coglian: 0-0
[3/1/2012 11:27:05 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ILL FIX THS
[3/1/2012 11:27:06 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: EAT
[3/1/2012 11:27:09 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: FRIENDHIP
[3/1/2012 11:27:11 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: MINIGUN
[3/1/2012 11:27:13 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ROUNDS
[3/1/2012 11:27:15 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AHAHAHAHAHAH
[3/1/2012 11:27:20 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Cog I broke your muffler
[3/1/2012 11:27:25 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And the back seat
[3/1/2012 11:27:29 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And the windows
[3/1/2012 11:27:32 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And the learher
[3/1/2012 11:27:34 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And the orphans
[3/1/2012 11:27:47 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Uh
[3/1/2012 11:27:51 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Can we still..
[3/1/2012 11:27:52 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Move?
[3/1/2012 11:27:56 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Yes/
[3/1/2012 11:27:58 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: So
[3/1/2012 11:28:01 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I'll have
[3/1/2012 11:28:04 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: This slightly toasted
[3/1/2012 11:28:05 PM] Chancellor Coglian: SWARE WORD it
[3/1/2012 11:28:07 PM] Chancellor Coglian: You take the wheel
[3/1/2012 11:28:07 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Orphan
[3/1/2012 11:28:08 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Push us
[3/1/2012 11:28:15 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And I'll cover him
[3/1/2012 11:28:18 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I'll get the horse crop
[3/1/2012 11:28:21 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: In minigun fire
[3/1/2012 11:28:56 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Yeah he's dead.
[3/1/2012 11:29:03 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Really.
[3/1/2012 11:29:04 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Dead.
[3/1/2012 11:29:05 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Well SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:29:08 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Like
[3/1/2012 11:29:10 PM] Chancellor Coglian: We're just
[3/1/2012 11:29:10 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: 9/10
[3/1/2012 11:29:13 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Sitting here
[3/1/2012 11:29:14 PM] Chancellor Coglian: In half a car

[3/2/2012 12:47:30 AM] Ramien123: CHAPTER 3: RAMIEN SELLS THINGS FOR OTHER THINGS
[3/1/2012 11:29:18 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Uh
[3/1/2012 11:29:22 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I sold the other hald
[3/1/2012 11:29:23 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: *half
[3/1/2012 11:29:29 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: To a dealer
[3/1/2012 11:29:29 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Hundreds of dead homeless p- to who
[3/1/2012 11:29:33 PM] Chancellor Coglian: For what
[3/1/2012 11:29:38 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: To a nice lady
[3/1/2012 11:29:41 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: For a pancake
[3/1/2012 11:29:48 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Don't eat the pancake
[3/1/2012 11:29:55 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: It's made of landmine
[3/1/2012 11:30:12 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Uh
[3/1/2012 11:30:15 PM] Chancellor Coglian: There are still
[3/1/2012 11:30:18 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OH LOOK
[3/1/2012 11:30:21 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Millions of homeless people
[3/1/2012 11:30:22 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Coming this way
[3/1/2012 11:30:24 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: SHE GAVE ME 30,000 of them
[3/1/2012 11:30:25 PM] Chancellor Coglian: You see them too
[3/1/2012 11:30:26 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Right?
[3/1/2012 11:30:32 PM] Chancellor Coglian: THAT'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH
[3/1/2012 11:30:35 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WE CAN MAKE DETROIT
[3/1/2012 11:30:37 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: CROATIA
[3/1/2012 11:30:44 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WITH ALL THESE
[3/1/2012 11:30:47 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Oh SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:30:50 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: All the hoboes
[3/1/2012 11:30:56 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Why don't you tell me about this
[3/1/2012 11:31:03 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I THOUGHT YOU COULD SMELL THEM
[3/1/2012 11:31:08 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: NORMALLY YES
[3/1/2012 11:31:10 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I GUESS BURNT ORPHAN REALLY CLOGS THE SINUSES
[3/1/2012 11:31:22 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THAT AND LANDMINE PANCAKE TAKING OUT YOUR NOSE
[3/1/2012 11:31:25 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Oh god
[3/1/2012 11:31:30 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Where's your face
[3/1/2012 11:31:35 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: It's under the seat
[3/1/2012 11:31:41 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Don't worry
[3/1/2012 11:31:44 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT THE SWARE WORD ING PANCAKE
[3/1/2012 11:31:46 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I'll get it later
[3/1/2012 11:31:48 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I DIDNT EAT IT
[3/1/2012 11:31:52 PM] Chancellor Coglian: YOU SOLD THE CAR
[3/1/2012 11:31:53 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I JUST SNIFFED IT
[3/1/2012 11:31:54 PM] Chancellor Coglian: TO THE LADY
[3/1/2012 11:31:56 PM] Chancellor Coglian: FOR THE PANCKAES
[3/1/2012 11:32:06 PM] Chancellor Coglian: WHAT THE SWARE WORD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
[3/1/2012 11:32:07 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND WHEN YOU SMELL PANCAKES
[3/1/2012 11:32:10 PM] Chancellor Coglian: WE'RE SITTING HERE ON THE MEDIAN
[3/1/2012 11:32:10 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: YOU STUFF
[3/1/2012 11:32:12 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: YOUR NOSE
[3/1/2012 11:32:13 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: INTO THEM
[3/1/2012 11:32:17 PM] Chancellor Coglian: WITH CRATES OF PANCAKE BOMBS
[3/1/2012 11:32:21 PM] Chancellor Coglian: AND A SEA
[3/1/2012 11:32:22 PM] Chancellor Coglian: NO
[3/1/2012 11:32:23 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: SO MANY LANDMINES
[3/1/2012 11:32:25 PM] Chancellor Coglian: AN OCEAN
[3/1/2012 11:32:36 PM] Chancellor Coglian: OF HOMELESS MICHIGANIANS
[3/1/2012 11:32:36 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Hey Cog, heheh
[3/1/2012 11:32:38 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: DOnt move
[3/1/2012 11:32:42 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I left a pancake
[3/1/2012 11:32:49 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: While you were yelling
[3/1/2012 11:32:53 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: About things
[3/1/2012 11:32:56 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I wasnt listening
[3/1/2012 11:33:08 PM] Chancellor Coglian: What the SWARE WORD is that buzzing sound
[3/1/2012 11:33:20 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Where the SWARE WORD did your le- OH SWARE WORD SHARK WASPS
[3/1/2012 11:33:25 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: QUICK
[3/1/2012 11:33:36 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: GRAB A ROCKET LAUNCHER
[3/1/2012 11:33:39 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: FROM THIS CASE
[3/1/2012 11:33:43 PM] Chancellor Coglian: WHICH ONE
[3/1/2012 11:33:45 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THATS TOTALLY LEGAL
[3/1/2012 11:33:48 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THE BIG ONE
[3/1/2012 11:33:52 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I WANT THE SMALL ONE
[3/1/2012 11:33:52 PM] Chancellor Coglian: OH SWARE WORD THE BIG ONE
[3/1/2012 11:33:55 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THAT THROWS ME BACK
[3/1/2012 11:33:58 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: 50 FEET
[3/1/2012 11:34:05 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WHEN I SHOOT IT
[3/1/2012 11:34:19 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OPEN FIRE
[3/1/2012 11:34:21 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: KILL THe WASPS
[3/1/2012 11:34:24 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I SEE THE ALIEN
[3/1/2012 11:34:30 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: DOES IT HAVE
[3/1/2012 11:34:34 PM] Chancellor Coglian: IT'S A BUG
[3/1/2012 11:34:34 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THE SHINY THING
[3/1/2012 11:34:42 PM] Chancellor Coglian: IT HAS A SWARE WORD ING CAT
[3/1/2012 11:34:52 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND THAT BLACK LADY WHO CRIED RAIN
[3/1/2012 11:35:00 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: COME BACK BLACK LADY
[3/1/2012 11:35:15 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: We have to do something
[3/1/2012 11:35:24 PM] Chancellor Coglian: You don't understand
[3/1/2012 11:35:28 PM] Chancellor Coglian: How SWARE WORDed we are right now
[3/2/2012 12:47:53 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: Ram
[3/2/2012 12:48:04 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: You need to put the SWARE WORD in [ ]'s
[3/2/2012 12:48:09 AM] Ramien123: No wai

[3/2/2012 12:48:10 AM] Ramien123: CHAPTER FAUR: HOW SWARE WORDED WE AM RIGHT NO
[3/1/2012 11:35:35 PM] Chancellor Coglian: There are:
[3/1/2012 11:35:35 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Hobos
[3/1/2012 11:35:37 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I sold the other half of the car.
[3/1/2012 11:35:37 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Aliens
[3/1/2012 11:35:39 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Shark Wasp
[3/1/2012 11:35:40 PM] Chancellor Coglian: s
[3/1/2012 11:35:48 PM] Chancellor Coglian: And zombie orphans
[3/1/2012 11:35:54 PM] Chancellor Coglian: And
[3/1/2012 11:35:55 PM] Chancellor Coglian: oh
[3/1/2012 11:35:56 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Oh god why
[3/1/2012 11:36:02 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I wanted the other half
[3/1/2012 11:36:08 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OH SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:36:11 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I LEFT MY FACE
[3/1/2012 11:36:13 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: IN THE OTHER HALF
[3/1/2012 11:36:15 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Oh well
[3/1/2012 11:36:17 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I TRIED TO TELL YOU THAT
[3/1/2012 11:36:19 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Ram
[3/1/2012 11:36:21 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Ram
[3/1/2012 11:36:24 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Where
[3/1/2012 11:36:24 PM] Chancellor Coglian: The
[3/1/2012 11:36:26 PM] Chancellor Coglian: SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:36:34 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Did that cement sculpture come from?
[3/1/2012 11:36:42 PM] Chancellor Coglian: And why is it dripping with blood .-.
[3/1/2012 11:36:43 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I made it out of Orphans
[3/1/2012 11:36:51 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And read some nice words
[3/1/2012 11:36:57 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I found in a book made of human skin
[3/1/2012 11:37:02 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: That screamed and bled
[3/1/2012 11:37:05 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: When I read from it
[3/1/2012 11:37:05 PM] Chancellor Coglian: It says
[3/1/2012 11:37:18 PM] Chancellor Coglian: "A Beginners Guide to the Occult"
[3/1/2012 11:37:21 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Oh
[3/1/2012 11:37:23 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Where the hell did you get this
[3/1/2012 11:37:24 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Well thats good
[3/1/2012 11:37:31 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I'm hungry
[3/1/2012 11:37:35 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: This tastes like leather.
[3/1/2012 11:37:39 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Oh god
[3/1/2012 11:37:46 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Oh it was from my wife
[3/1/2012 11:38:10 PM] Chancellor Coglian: WITH THE TINY GUN, THE ALIEN
[3/1/2012 11:38:20 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OH MY GOD
[3/1/2012 11:38:21 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: IT ALL MAKES
[3/1/2012 11:38:21 PM] Chancellor Coglian: AND THE SHINY THING
[3/1/2012 11:38:24 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: SWARE WORD ING
[3/1/2012 11:38:25 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: SENSE
[3/1/2012 11:38:25 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: NOW
[3/1/2012 11:38:27 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: COG
[3/1/2012 11:38:28 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ITS NOT
[3/1/2012 11:38:30 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: TOO LATE
[3/1/2012 11:38:40 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WE CAN STILL SAVE MY BODACIOUS SWARE WORDES ASS
[3/1/2012 11:38:43 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND THE SHINY THING
[3/1/2012 11:38:52 PM] Chancellor Coglian: AND YOUR FACE
[3/1/2012 11:38:52 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: BECAUSE NOW THAT I REALIZED IM BLACK
[3/1/2012 11:38:58 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I CAN FLY
[3/1/2012 11:38:59 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND JUMP
[3/1/2012 11:39:04 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: LIKE A MOTHER SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:39:09 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: HUAAAAAAAAHHHHH
[3/1/2012 11:39:31 PM] Chancellor Coglian: What you doing with that rooster
[3/1/2012 11:39:36 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: DONT YOU KNOW
[3/1/2012 11:39:37 PM] Chancellor Coglian: WHY ARE YOU TYING IT TO THE BACK OF CAR
[3/1/2012 11:39:39 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ONLY THE CROW
[3/1/2012 11:39:42 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OF THE COCK
[3/1/2012 11:39:44 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: CAN KILL THE ALINE
[3/1/2012 11:39:45 PM] Chancellor Coglian: WHY ARE YOU HITCHING THAT COCK TO THE BACK OF THE CAR
[3/1/2012 11:39:47 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: *ALINE
[3/1/2012 11:39:49 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ALIEN
[3/1/2012 11:39:52 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I NEED TO SPEAK SNAKE
[3/1/2012 11:39:59 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: TO OPEN UP ITS MOUTH
[3/1/2012 11:40:09 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND THROW MY COCK INTO IT
[3/1/2012 11:40:21 PM] Chancellor Coglian: SSssss
[3/1/2012 11:40:25 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ITS OPEN
[3/1/2012 11:40:31 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: FLY RAMIEN SMITH COCK
[3/1/2012 11:40:45 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: FLY INTO THE MOUTH OF tHE ALIEN MAN AND SAVE ME THE BODACIOUS SWARE WORDITCH

[3/2/2012 12:48:41 AM] Ramien123: CHAPTAR FAIIIIIVE: THE HEROIC HEOIDS OF CARS
[3/1/2012 11:41:03 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Cog.... you need to.... carry on
[3/1/2012 11:41:06 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ANd be the light...
[3/1/2012 11:41:12 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I can be the light
[3/1/2012 11:41:16 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Let me get my
[3/1/2012 11:41:17 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Sunglasses
[3/1/2012 11:41:22 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And I'll be the darkness cause I'm black
[3/1/2012 11:41:33 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And this SWARE WORD ing huge white ass door
[3/1/2012 11:41:44 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: When did this get here
[3/1/2012 11:41:46 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: TAKE CARE
[3/1/2012 11:41:49 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OF BLACK SWARE WORDCH
[3/1/2012 11:42:01 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: FOR ME
[3/1/2012 11:42:02 PM] Chancellor Coglian: OH GOD
[3/1/2012 11:42:03 PM] Chancellor Coglian: THE HOBOS
[3/1/2012 11:42:07 PM] Chancellor Coglian: THEY ARE AMONG US
[3/1/2012 11:42:11 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: QUICK
[3/1/2012 11:42:11 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU
[3/1/2012 11:42:13 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: TAKE OUT
[3/1/2012 11:42:16 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: YOUR CAR KEY
[3/1/2012 11:42:18 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND BEAT THEM
[3/1/2012 11:42:19 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WITH IT
[3/1/2012 11:42:27 PM] Chancellor Coglian: BUT
[3/1/2012 11:42:29 PM] Chancellor Coglian: IT'S SO HEAVY
[3/1/2012 11:42:29 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: YOU ARE THE CAR KEY MASTER
[3/1/2012 11:42:33 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I
[3/1/2012 11:42:34 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Am
[3/1/2012 11:42:36 PM] Chancellor Coglian: The Car Key
[3/1/2012 11:42:37 PM] Chancellor Coglian: master
[3/1/2012 11:42:38 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I AM
[3/1/2012 11:42:40 PM] Chancellor Coglian: THE CAR KEY
[3/1/2012 11:42:41 PM] Chancellor Coglian: MASTER

[3/2/2012 12:48:55 AM] Ramien123: CHAPTAR SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: COG IS THE CAR KEY MASTER
[3/1/2012 11:42:48 PM] Chancellor Coglian: IAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTERIAMTHEARKEYMASTER

[3/2/2012 12:49:08 AM] Ramien123: CHAPTER SIRVER: THINGS HAPEN
[3/1/2012 11:42:53 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: YES
[3/1/2012 11:42:56 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: YES
[3/1/2012 11:42:56 PM] Chancellor Coglian: HOBOS
[3/1/2012 11:42:58 PM] Chancellor Coglian: TONIGHT
[3/1/2012 11:43:01 PM] Chancellor Coglian: YOU STARVE IN HELL
[3/1/2012 11:43:06 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And freeze too
[3/1/2012 11:43:07 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Because
[3/1/2012 11:43:16 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: This water is so cold
[3/1/2012 11:43:27 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And there are not enough life boats for all of detroit
[3/1/2012 11:43:41 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Half the hobos and us on this ship are going to die
[3/1/2012 11:43:53 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Ram
[3/1/2012 11:43:58 PM] Chancellor Coglian: The car
[3/1/2012 11:44:03 PM] Chancellor Coglian: It's splitting in half
[3/1/2012 11:44:12 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Oh god
[3/1/2012 11:44:15 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: The power
[3/1/2012 11:44:16 PM] Chancellor Coglian: We're sinking
[3/1/2012 11:44:18 PM] Chancellor Coglian: WHAT DO WE DO
[3/1/2012 11:44:20 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: is failing
[3/1/2012 11:44:21 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: QUICK
[3/1/2012 11:44:26 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: GET TO THE FrONT OF THE CAR
[3/1/2012 11:44:30 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND STAY OUT OF THE WATER
[3/1/2012 11:44:33 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WHEN WE HIT THE WATER
[3/1/2012 11:44:38 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: BREATHE THE AIR
[3/1/2012 11:44:46 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND DONT BREATH THE WATER
[3/1/2012 11:44:48 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Every night in my dreams
[3/1/2012 11:44:57 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I see Car Keys
[3/1/2012 11:44:58 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I see you, I feel you
[3/1/2012 11:44:59 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I see them
[3/1/2012 11:45:02 PM] Chancellor Coglian: That is how I know you go on.
[3/1/2012 11:45:09 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Far across the distance
[3/1/2012 11:45:12 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: *sobbing*
[3/1/2012 11:45:14 PM] Chancellor Coglian: and spaces between us
[3/1/2012 11:45:18 PM] Chancellor Coglian: You have come to show you go on.
[3/1/2012 11:45:25 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Near, Far,
[3/1/2012 11:45:27 PM] Chancellor Coglian: wherever you are,
[3/1/2012 11:45:31 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: *kills a hobo orphan with manly tears*
[3/1/2012 11:45:33 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I believe that the heart does go on.
[3/1/2012 11:45:40 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Once more, you opened the door
[3/1/2012 11:45:44 PM] Chancellor Coglian: And you're here in my heart,
[3/1/2012 11:45:50 PM] Chancellor Coglian: and my heart will go on and on.
[3/1/2012 11:46:05 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Love can touch us one time
[3/1/2012 11:46:06 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Why can't it all just be simple and clean
[3/1/2012 11:46:10 PM] Chancellor Coglian: and last for a lifetime
[3/1/2012 11:46:14 PM] Chancellor Coglian: And never let go till we're gone.
[3/1/2012 11:46:15 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Love was when I loved you,
[3/1/2012 11:46:18 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OH SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:46:20 PM] Chancellor Coglian: one true time to hold on to
[3/1/2012 11:46:21 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THE HOBOES
[3/1/2012 11:46:24 PM] Chancellor Coglian: In my life we'll always go on.
[3/1/2012 11:46:27 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Near, far,
[3/1/2012 11:46:31 PM] Chancellor Coglian: wherever you are,
[3/1/2012 11:46:32 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THEY ARE
[3/1/2012 11:46:33 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I believe that the heart does go on.
[3/1/2012 11:46:35 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: TURNIGN
[3/1/2012 11:46:37 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Once more, you opened the door
[3/1/2012 11:46:41 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: INTO THE MONSTER FROM THE MOVIE BATTLESHIP
[3/1/2012 11:46:44 PM] Chancellor Coglian: And you're here in my heart,
[3/1/2012 11:46:48 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: QUICK
[3/1/2012 11:46:48 PM] Chancellor Coglian: and my heart will go on and on.
[3/1/2012 11:46:52 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: STOP SINGING
[3/1/2012 11:46:54 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND GET INTO
[3/1/2012 11:46:57 PM] Chancellor Coglian: You're here- OH GUVK(SWARE WORD FAIL)
[3/1/2012 11:46:58 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THIS NYLON TENT
[3/1/2012 11:47:02 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: IT WILL PROTECT US
[3/1/2012 11:47:15 PM] Chancellor Coglian: 'KAY

[3/2/2012 12:49:28 AM] Ramien123: CHAPTIR ATE: THE NYLON TENT OF SAFETY
[3/1/2012 11:47:23 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: DUDE WE ARE SO SAFE
[3/1/2012 11:47:30 PM] Chancellor Coglian: So safe
[3/1/2012 11:47:33 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WE ARE SO SAFE, TOTALLY SHARKY. COMPLETW>
[3/1/2012 11:47:37 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: *COMPLETE
[3/1/2012 11:47:41 PM] Chancellor Coglian: . . .
[3/1/2012 11:47:44 PM] Chancellor Coglian: There's
[3/1/2012 11:47:48 PM] Chancellor Coglian: A shark wasp
[3/1/2012 11:47:49 PM] Not Satan: So
[3/1/2012 11:47:50 PM] Chancellor Coglian: On your head
[3/1/2012 11:47:51 PM] Not Satan: Is this
[3/1/2012 11:47:53 PM] Not Satan: The time
[3/1/2012 11:47:54 PM] Not Satan: I come in
[3/1/2012 11:47:55 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: GET IT OFF ME
[3/1/2012 11:47:58 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Not Satan
[3/1/2012 11:48:11 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THANK GOD YOU CAME OUT OF THE ORB OF ELECTRICITY
[3/1/2012 11:48:15 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: COMPLETELY NAKED
[3/1/2012 11:48:17 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: TO SAVE US
[3/1/2012 11:48:20 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: FROM SHARK WASPS
[3/1/2012 11:48:25 PM] Chancellor Coglian: AND HOBOS
[3/1/2012 11:48:26 PM] Not Satan: Not Satan NEEDS NO CLOTHES
[3/1/2012 11:48:35 PM] Not Satan: I PUT ON MY SHADES
[3/1/2012 11:48:36 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AVERT YOUR EEYES COGS
[3/1/2012 11:48:39 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: DONT LOOK COG
[3/1/2012 11:48:42 PM] Chancellor Coglian: IT'S SO BRIGHT
[3/1/2012 11:48:44 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: IT WILL ALL BE FINE
[3/1/2012 11:48:46 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: IF WE DONT LOOK
[3/1/2012 11:48:52 PM] Not Satan: OBSERVE
[3/1/2012 11:48:56 PM] Not Satan: AS I READ ALL OF THE SHARK WASPS
[3/1/2012 11:48:58 PM] Not Satan: THE STORY
[3/1/2012 11:48:59 PM] Not Satan: OF
[3/1/2012 11:49:09 PM] Not Satan: PONY Oh GOD THIS PART IS LIKE SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:49:25 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Cogohst, where is Elenor?
[3/1/2012 11:49:31 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I didn't kill her
[3/1/2012 11:49:33 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: In my rage
[3/1/2012 11:49:34 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Did I?
[3/1/2012 11:49:39 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I left her near the doo
[3/1/2012 11:49:39 PM] Not Satan: Wait
[3/1/2012 11:49:39 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: With my magic hands?
[3/1/2012 11:49:40 PM] Chancellor Coglian: -r
[3/1/2012 11:49:41 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Oh god
[3/1/2012 11:49:42 PM] Not Satan: Do shark wasps
[3/1/2012 11:49:44 PM] Chancellor Coglian: She's
[3/1/2012 11:49:44 PM] Not Satan: Have ears
[3/1/2012 11:49:52 PM] Chancellor Coglian: They have radio antenne
[3/1/2012 11:49:56 PM] Not Satan: SWARE WORD that.
[3/1/2012 11:49:59 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: SHES DEAD
[3/1/2012 11:50:01 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WHAT
[3/1/2012 11:50:06 PM] Not Satan: I just channel my ability is the best healer tank deeps
[3/1/2012 11:50:07 PM] Not Satan: ever
[3/1/2012 11:50:09 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo
[3/1/2012 11:50:10 PM] Not Satan: I ZAP
[3/1/2012 11:50:13 PM] Not Satan: ALL THE SWAREWORDING WASPS
[3/1/2012 11:50:14 PM] Not Satan: WITH
[3/1/2012 11:50:17 PM] Not Satan: UNLIMITED POWER
[3/1/2012 11:50:20 PM] Not Satan: TOO MUCH POWER
[3/1/2012 11:50:22 PM] Not Satan: Then I explode
[3/1/2012 11:50:32 PM] Not Satan: With the force of a 50 megaton nuke
[3/2/2012 12:50:03 AM] Ramien123: (You have your own chapter)

[3/2/2012 12:50:07 AM] Ramien123: CHAPTOR NEIN: INTO THE FURTURE
[3/1/2012 11:50:43 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Thank SWARE WORDing god we're in this nylon tent
[3/1/2012 11:50:45 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Wait
[3/1/2012 11:50:49 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Whats that sound.
[3/1/2012 11:50:52 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OH MAN
[3/1/2012 11:50:54 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WW3
[3/1/2012 11:50:56 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: HAPPEN
[3/1/2012 11:50:57 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND
[3/1/2012 11:51:03 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: DETROIT LOOKS BETTER NOW
[3/1/2012 11:51:11 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: QUICK
[3/1/2012 11:51:12 PM] Not Satan: I am now a sentient nuclear holocaust
[3/1/2012 11:51:17 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: FIND A RADIO
[3/1/2012 11:51:22 PM] Not Satan: The mushroom cloud appears to be wearing shades
[3/1/2012 11:51:23 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: SO I MAY LISTEN TO A FELLOW BLACK MAN
[3/1/2012 11:51:29 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: PLAY 50s MUSIC
[3/1/2012 11:51:56 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Oh god hes right
[3/1/2012 11:52:04 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: That is wearing shades
[3/1/2012 11:52:43 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I got a radio
[3/1/2012 11:52:47 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Oh thank god
[3/1/2012 11:52:59 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Ohhhhh baby
[3/1/2012 11:53:02 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Thats the spot
[3/1/2012 11:53:06 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WHOA
[3/1/2012 11:53:10 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: LOOK AT AALL THESE CARS
[3/1/2012 11:53:16 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THEY ARE BROKEN
[3/1/2012 11:53:23 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND BETTER THAN ANYTHING DETROIT MADE
[3/1/2012 11:53:35 PM] Chancellor Coglian: It looks like the...
[3/1/2012 11:53:36 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Oh SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:53:38 PM] Chancellor Coglian: It's the Shire
[3/1/2012 11:53:39 PM] Chancellor Coglian: RAM
[3/1/2012 11:53:42 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Oh god
[3/1/2012 11:53:42 PM] Chancellor Coglian: THE NUKE
[3/1/2012 11:53:44 PM] Chancellor Coglian: SENT OUR TENT
[3/1/2012 11:53:50 PM] Chancellor Coglian: INTO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
[3/1/2012 11:53:54 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Quick
[3/1/2012 11:53:59 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Put on these robes
[3/1/2012 11:54:02 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And grab this staff
[3/1/2012 11:54:03 PM] Dr. Fate: No SWARE WORD you
[3/1/2012 11:54:08 PM] Dr. Fate: OH GOD
[3/1/2012 11:54:15 PM] Chancellor Coglian: WIZARDS
[3/1/2012 11:54:17 PM] Chancellor Coglian: RAM
[3/1/2012 11:54:19 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Cogalf!
[3/1/2012 11:54:22 PM] Chancellor Coglian: THE WIZARDS OF FATE
[3/1/2012 11:54:30 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: MIGHTY WIZARDS
[3/1/2012 11:54:30 PM] Chancellor Coglian: ARE HERE TO AID US ON OUR QUEST
[3/1/2012 11:54:36 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: PLEASE HELP US IN OUR QUEST
[3/1/2012 11:54:38 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: TO CLEANSE
[3/1/2012 11:54:39 PM] Dr. Fate: Yes hello
[3/1/2012 11:54:43 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THE SHIRE OF HOBOES
[3/1/2012 11:54:49 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND MIDGETS WITH HAIRY FEET
[3/1/2012 11:54:58 PM] Chancellor Coglian: What's the difference?
[3/1/2012 11:55:05 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And get us back to Detroi- I mean.... New York.
[3/1/2012 11:55:06 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: yes.
[3/1/2012 11:55:10 PM] Chancellor Coglian: New York
[3/1/2012 11:55:11 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Thats where we were.
[3/1/2012 11:55:14 PM] The Wizards Of Fate: My son, you must take to theme with offerings of flammable air, aerosol cans and lighters to which they shall accept
[3/1/2012 11:55:20 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: HOW ABOUT
[3/1/2012 11:55:21 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THIS
[3/1/2012 11:55:23 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: POTATO
[3/1/2012 11:55:25 PM] Not Satan: RAMIEN
[3/1/2012 11:55:26 PM] Not Satan: WHAT THE SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:55:27 PM] The Wizards Of Fate: AND POTATOES
[3/1/2012 11:55:36 PM] Not Satan: YOU'RE IN THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYTHING IS THE OPPOSITE
[3/1/2012 11:55:41 PM] Not Satan: WITH EVIL OVERLORD KYLEFATE
[3/1/2012 11:55:41 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: KYLE
[3/1/2012 11:55:46 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: IS ALWAYS RIGHT HERE
[3/1/2012 11:55:48 PM] Not Satan: KYLE
[3/1/2012 11:55:50 PM] Not Satan: IS NOW
[3/1/2012 11:55:51 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OH MIGHTY LORD KYLE
[3/1/2012 11:55:52 PM] Not Satan: THE MOST POWERFUL
[3/1/2012 11:55:54 PM] Not Satan: BEING
[3/1/2012 11:55:55 PM] Not Satan: IN EXISTANCE
[3/1/2012 11:56:01 PM] Not Satan: AND I'M A TREE HUGGER
[3/1/2012 11:56:05 PM] The Wizards Of Fate: I don't know about evil

[3/2/2012 12:50:36 AM] Ramien123: CHAPTIR TEEEN: THER IS SOME PLACE LIKE GNOME
[3/1/2012 11:56:06 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: PLEASE SEND COGOHST AND I HOME TO NEW YORK
[3/1/2012 11:56:10 PM] The Wizards Of Fate: Mabye, indifferent
[3/1/2012 11:56:13 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OR KANSAS
[3/1/2012 11:56:19 PM] Chancellor Coglian: WE BROKE OUR RUBY SLIPPERS ON THE WAY OVER HERE
[3/1/2012 11:56:21 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WE HAD A DOG
[3/1/2012 11:56:24 PM] The Wizards Of Fate: Mabye MINOR evil
[3/1/2012 11:56:29 PM] Chancellor Coglian: BUSTED THEM ON THE HEAD OF A SWARE WORDING LION
[3/1/2012 11:56:36 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Cogohst killed an old lady with a bath
[3/1/2012 11:56:36 PM] Chancellor Coglian: HE AT THE DOG
[3/1/2012 11:56:40 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Hey
[3/1/2012 11:56:43 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Okay fine/
[3/1/2012 11:56:43 PM] Chancellor Coglian: The SWARE WORDtch called me ugly
[3/1/2012 11:56:48 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I did shoot her
[3/1/2012 11:56:51 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: After you did that
[3/1/2012 11:56:56 PM] Chancellor Coglian: In the knee
[3/1/2012 11:56:58 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Yes
[3/1/2012 11:56:59 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Seventy times
[3/1/2012 11:57:03 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: With arrows
[3/1/2012 11:57:07 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WHATS THAT
[3/1/2012 11:57:10 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: DRAGONS
[3/1/2012 11:57:21 PM] Chancellor Coglian: . . .
[3/1/2012 11:57:24 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Ramien
[3/1/2012 11:57:27 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Did you bring
[3/1/2012 11:57:28 PM] Chancellor Coglian: ...
[3/1/2012 11:57:32 PM] Chancellor Coglian: the Decks?

[3/2/2012 12:50:50 AM] Ramien123: CHAPTER ELEVEN ELEVEN ELEVEN: DOVAHDUEL
[3/1/2012 11:57:37 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: **** yes.(TOO)
[3/1/2012 11:57:39 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Hell.
[3/1/2012 11:57:43 PM] Chancellor Coglian: ****(AWESOME)
[3/1/2012 11:57:45 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Yes.(FOR)
[3/1/2012 11:57:45 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Yes(SWARE WARD)
[3/1/2012 11:57:48 PM] The Wizards Of Fate: IT IS TIME
[3/1/2012 11:57:54 PM] The Wizards Of Fate: TO DECIDE THE FATE OF THE WORLD
[3/1/2012 11:58:05 PM] The Wizards Of Fate: WITH A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
[3/1/2012 11:58:07 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: TO DOVAH DUE-DUE-DUE-DUE-DUE-DUel1
[3/1/2012 11:58:27 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: i play a trap card in the hobo house
[3/1/2012 11:58:34 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: "Angry lady Bath Time"
[3/1/2012 11:58:43 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: True.
[3/1/2012 11:58:56 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Cogohst,I think
[3/1/2012 11:58:58 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I found
[3/1/2012 11:59:02 PM] Chancellor Coglian: So much cocaine
[3/1/2012 11:59:10 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Just lying there
[3/1/2012 11:59:11 PM] Chancellor Coglian: I think
[3/1/2012 11:59:12 PM] Chancellor Coglian: Maybe
[3/1/2012 11:59:16 PM] Chancellor Coglian: The hobos
[3/1/2012 11:59:17 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OH GOD
[3/1/2012 11:59:20 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: IT ATTRACTED BEARS
[3/1/2012 11:59:24 PM] Chancellor Coglian: have a liking for this cocaine
[3/1/2012 11:59:26 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THEY ARE ROLLING
[3/1/2012 11:59:27 PM] Chancellor Coglian: OH GOD
[3/1/2012 11:59:28 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: IN THE COCAINE
[3/1/2012 11:59:31 PM] Chancellor Coglian: IN THE COCAINE
[3/1/2012 11:59:33 PM] Chancellor Coglian: IN
[3/1/2012 11:59:33 PM] Chancellor Coglian: THE
[3/1/2012 11:59:36 PM] Chancellor Coglian: COCAINE
[3/1/2012 11:59:37 PM] Chancellor Coglian: OH SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:59:37 PM] Chancellor Coglian: RAM
[3/1/2012 11:59:37 PM] Chancellor Coglian: RAM
[3/1/2012 11:59:43 PM] Chancellor Coglian: THE HOBOS ARE SWARMING THE BEARS
[3/1/2012 11:59:43 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ITS
[3/1/2012 11:59:45 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ITS
[3/1/2012 11:59:46 PM] Chancellor Coglian: OH THE BEARMANITY
[3/1/2012 11:59:47 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ITS TURNING INTO
[3/1/2012 11:59:54 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: HODGEMAN THE HOBOVERLORD
[12:00:00 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: BEAR EDITION
[12:00:14 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And it has a duel deck.
[12:00:20 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Only through the power
[12:00:22 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Of song
[12:00:27 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Can we defeat this sucker
[12:00:30 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: Our powers combined?
[12:01:56 AM] Chancellor Coglian: Guys
[12:01:58 AM] Chancellor Coglian: The bear hobo
[12:02:00 AM] Chancellor Coglian: The song
[12:02:01 AM] Chancellor Coglian: Our cards
[12:02:08 AM] Chancellor Coglian: Let's do this
[12:02:09 AM] Chancellor Coglian: There's just no way that we can win, his cards are epic beasts..
[12:02:19 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: There's just no way that we can win, his cards are epic beasts. He duels too well because he's from another time.
[12:02:21 AM] Chancellor Coglian: He duels too well becuase he's from another time..
[12:02:32 AM] Chancellor Coglian: Never!
[12:02:33 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: TIME PARADOXES
[12:02:52 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: lines
[12:03:05 AM] Chancellor Coglian: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WIZARD FATE
[12:03:14 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WAIT
[12:03:16 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WAIT
[12:03:18 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WAIT.
[12:03:20 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I have
[12:03:23 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: An soultiion

[3/2/2012 12:51:06 AM] Ramien123: CHAORTOR TWILVE: THE SOLITION
[12:03:26 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: RUN TO THE CLOSET
[12:03:30 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WE HAVE NO WEAPONS'
[12:03:33 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THAT CAN HURT IT
[12:03:36 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND LOOKING AT IT
[12:03:40 AM] Chancellor Coglian: WE'LL HAVE TO CONFRONT IT SOON RAM
[12:03:40 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: MAKES US GO CRAZY
[12:03:45 AM] Chancellor Coglian: HE'S GOING TO KILL US
[12:03:48 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: READY
[12:03:50 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: READY
[12:03:54 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WHEN HE COMES CLOSE
[12:03:56 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ]OPEN
[12:03:57 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THE
[12:03:58 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: CLOSET
[12:04:02 AM] Chancellor Coglian: READY
[12:04:07 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: READY
[12:04:12 AM] Chancellor Coglian: WIZARD
[12:04:16 AM] Chancellor Coglian: ARE YOU PREPARED
[12:04:17 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: HELP US
[12:04:27 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: I AM AT THE READY
[12:04:31 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OKay
[12:04:32 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: 3
[12:04:35 AM] Chancellor Coglian: LESS DO THIS
[12:04:38 AM] Chancellor Coglian: 2
[12:04:39 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THREE
[12:04:48 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: NO WAIT 5
[12:04:51 AM] Chancellor Coglian: FIVE
[12:04:53 AM] Chancellor Coglian: YOU'RE INSANE
[12:04:54 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: NO THREE SIT
[12:04:56 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: *SIR
[12:05:03 AM] Chancellor Coglian: WIZARD
[12:05:06 AM] Chancellor Coglian: START THE COUNT
[12:05:15 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: SEVEN
[12:05:18 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THREE
[12:05:19 AM] Chancellor Coglian: SIX
[12:05:23 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: FOUR
[12:05:27 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: HIKE
[12:05:33 AM] Chancellor Coglian: *RUNS FOR A TOUCHDOWN*
[12:05:38 AM] Chancellor Coglian: WE BEAT THE HOBO BEARS!
[12:05:39 AM] Chancellor Coglian: BEST
[12:05:41 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: NO WAIT
[12:05:41 AM] Chancellor Coglian: SENIOS
[12:05:42 AM] Chancellor Coglian: YEAR
[12:05:42 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WAIT
[12:05:43 AM] Chancellor Coglian: EVER
[12:05:44 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WAIT
[12:05:45 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WAIT
[12:05:48 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: CHARLIE TANGO MARY SURE FOXTROX ELEVE GENEVA NINER BRAVO
[12:05:51 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ITS NOT CLOSE ENOUGH
[12:05:53 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AND
[12:05:58 AM] Chancellor Coglian: BUT
[12:06:00 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: COG
[12:06:00 AM] Chancellor Coglian: THE FIELD GOA.L
[12:06:02 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WIZARD
[12:06:08 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WE ARE THE CSR KEY MASTERS
[12:06:12 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WE NEED TO OPEN THE CLOSET DOOR
[12:06:17 AM] Chancellor Coglian: SWARE WIORDDDDDDD!!!!
[12:06:18 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: *CAR
[12:06:23 AM] Chancellor Coglian: I'M OPENING THE DOOR
[12:06:27 AM | Edited 12:06:51 AM] Chancellor Coglian: YUSEI
[12:06:29 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[12:06:34 AM] Chancellor Coglian: START THE RITUAL CHANT
[12:06:46 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: They say I cry somethimes when im not in bed
[12:07:00 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: AIGHT SWARE WORD IT
[12:07:01 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: WE ARE
[12:07:03 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: OPENING IT
[12:07:06 AM] Chancellor Coglian: NOW
[12:07:07 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: NOOOOOOOOOOWOWWWWWWWW

[3/2/2012 12:51:15 AM] Ramien123: Chapter Thirteen: The Silence of the Night
[12:07:09 AM] Chancellor Coglian: IT'S OPEN
[12:07:11 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: * the door opens*
[12:07:17 AM] Chancellor Coglian: NO TAKE BACKS THSI TIME DOOR
[12:07:19 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And then a skeleton popped out.
[12:07:25 AM] Chancellor Coglian: Aww
[12:07:35 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: THIS IS THE STORY
[12:07:38 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ALL ABOUT HOW
[12:07:45 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE
[12:07:47 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: DOWN
[12:08:00 AM] Chancellor Coglian: SO I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
[12:08:16 AM] Chancellor Coglian: AND I'LL TELL Y'ALL HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL AIR
[12:08:26 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
[12:08:35 AM] Chancellor Coglian: Chillin' out
[12:08:37 AM] Chancellor Coglian: Maxin'
[12:08:52 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: Actin' all cool, playing some b-ball outside the school
[12:09:04 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: When a couple a guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood
[12:09:17 AM] Chancellor Coglian: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
[12:09:37 AM] Chancellor Coglian: She said: "You're moving in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air"
[12:09:50 AM | Edited 12:11:17 AM] Head Lawyer Ramien: I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
[12:10:50 AM] The Wizards Of Fate: I called for a cab and when it came near, it had a pair a fuzzy dice in the mirror, now one's thing for certain that this cab is rare, but I said nah forget it go home to bel-air!
[12:10:59 AM] Chancellor Coglian: You SWAREWORDer. (CURTAINS)
THE END

[fritterdonut]

So this is what you've been doing the last couple weeks.

[Cogohst]

So this is what you've been doing the last couple weeks.

No, this happened over the course of an hour.

[Prodigy9]

When I clicked on this thread, I expected a movie, not a wall of text. That WAS entertaining though.

Also, the title "head lawyer" reminds me of the propaganda he wrote for Kress.

[Cogohst]

Lawyer Speaks:
"To whom it may concern, the documents written by Ramien when he was under the employ of Kress in no way reflect the opinons or morals of Ramien, The Ramien Law Syndicate, Ceteri, or the Diplomatic Mission of the Envoy of Minerealm. Any material produced was done so as part of the contract he signed when he was employed. The Ramien Law Syndicate thanks you for your understanding."

Was all unscripted and entirely impromptu btw =3

CETERI THE MOVIE II - ADVENTURES IN ADVENTUREPLACE Coming to a theater near you!

[fritterdonut]

[3/1/2012 11:20:37 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: My electtro chastity belt
[3/1/2012 11:20:43 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Eat 90,000 volts

[3/1/2012 11:27:20 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: Cog I broke your muffler
[3/1/2012 11:27:25 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And the back seat
[3/1/2012 11:27:29 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And the windows
[3/1/2012 11:27:32 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And the learher
[3/1/2012 11:27:34 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: And the orphans

[3/1/2012 11:59:36 PM] Chancellor Coglian: COCAINE
[3/1/2012 11:59:37 PM] Chancellor Coglian: OH SWARE WORD
[3/1/2012 11:59:37 PM] Chancellor Coglian: RAM
[3/1/2012 11:59:37 PM] Chancellor Coglian: RAM
[3/1/2012 11:59:43 PM] Chancellor Coglian: THE HOBOS ARE SWARMING THE BEARS
[3/1/2012 11:59:43 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ITS
[3/1/2012 11:59:45 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ITS
[3/1/2012 11:59:46 PM] Chancellor Coglian: OH THE BEARMANITY
[3/1/2012 11:59:47 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: ITS TURNING INTO
[3/1/2012 11:59:54 PM] Head Lawyer Ramien: HODGEMAN THE HOBOVERLORD

xD I wish I had been in this chat.

[Prodigy9]

I would laugh hysterically if Ramien turned out to be an actual lawyer.

[Cogohst]

I would laugh hysterically if Ramien turned out to be an actual lawyer.

...he's not?

[Cjbdiesel]

I was disturbed when they sent me this story....

[CHAOSiron13]

I am seriously going to take this story and make it into a play, I love it! I'll just fix all the weird lines stretched over two posts, and put it all together into a play (With sets and actors and props, etc.).