- Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:47 pm
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"Great Burgers. Low Prices. That's our motto." -Fat Sal's Motto.
For decades, Fat Sal's Dine-In Eatery has been serving the likes of thousands of MineRealmers, providing freshly microwaved burgers that were previously frozen at very decent prices. The people of Fat Sal's thank you for your constant dedication to ensuring a coronary attack at 55 by eating our delicious, irresistible burgers. But now, Fat Sal's wants to help the community even more. Isn't that nice? You should thank Fat Sal for his generosity.
Fat Sal's is coming to Rave City! You heard right folks: breathtakingly cheap meals right at your doorstep! Amazing! There is one tiny problem, however.
Fat Sal's doesn't have a consistent work force! Yes folks you hear right: no fathomable sense of being anything considerably close to being a legitimate establishment of business, and yet here they are, slaving over watching delicious ground beef thaw in the microwave while you wait for it to be served!
Fal Sal's needs YOU to spread the good word of Fat Sal. Fat Sal doesn't enjoy when people impose on Fat Sal's notoriety. So do what you can for Fat Sal and encourage the growth of the Fat Sal's franchise. Construct places of business for Fat Sal's: burger stands, dine-in restaurants, fancy Fat Sal's Supreme restaurants, anything! Build them in your realm, in Rave City, in the ocean, we don't care! Give Fat Sal's the fame and fortune Fat Sal deserves!
Fat Sal thanks you.
The Menu
Fat Sal's Supreme Beef Burger: Enjoy a tantalizing blend of semi-liquified ground beef chuck and delicious golden-brown baked buns, topped with your choice of asparagus fibers or thirteen assorted peanuts.
Fat Sal's Wussy Sissy Turkey Burger: Maybe for the misses, or the mister if you're feeling particularly blue about how your pedicure turned out.
Fat Sal's Combo Value Meal: Enjoy an incredible deal for a limited time only, lasting through this summer! 3.74 cubic meters of packaging peanuts that carefully nestle your precious Fat Sal's Supreme Beef Burger pamphlet that will describe to you simply the amazing taste and quality you can expect when you order a different item on the menu besides this one.
For decades, Fat Sal's Dine-In Eatery has been serving the likes of thousands of MineRealmers, providing freshly microwaved burgers that were previously frozen at very decent prices. The people of Fat Sal's thank you for your constant dedication to ensuring a coronary attack at 55 by eating our delicious, irresistible burgers. But now, Fat Sal's wants to help the community even more. Isn't that nice? You should thank Fat Sal for his generosity.
Fat Sal's is coming to Rave City! You heard right folks: breathtakingly cheap meals right at your doorstep! Amazing! There is one tiny problem, however.
Fat Sal's doesn't have a consistent work force! Yes folks you hear right: no fathomable sense of being anything considerably close to being a legitimate establishment of business, and yet here they are, slaving over watching delicious ground beef thaw in the microwave while you wait for it to be served!
Fal Sal's needs YOU to spread the good word of Fat Sal. Fat Sal doesn't enjoy when people impose on Fat Sal's notoriety. So do what you can for Fat Sal and encourage the growth of the Fat Sal's franchise. Construct places of business for Fat Sal's: burger stands, dine-in restaurants, fancy Fat Sal's Supreme restaurants, anything! Build them in your realm, in Rave City, in the ocean, we don't care! Give Fat Sal's the fame and fortune Fat Sal deserves!
Fat Sal thanks you.
The Menu
Fat Sal's Supreme Beef Burger: Enjoy a tantalizing blend of semi-liquified ground beef chuck and delicious golden-brown baked buns, topped with your choice of asparagus fibers or thirteen assorted peanuts.
Fat Sal's Wussy Sissy Turkey Burger: Maybe for the misses, or the mister if you're feeling particularly blue about how your pedicure turned out.
Fat Sal's Combo Value Meal: Enjoy an incredible deal for a limited time only, lasting through this summer! 3.74 cubic meters of packaging peanuts that carefully nestle your precious Fat Sal's Supreme Beef Burger pamphlet that will describe to you simply the amazing taste and quality you can expect when you order a different item on the menu besides this one.
