- Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:18 pm
#166393
User: Hey Cleverbot, how do I make imgur think I'm an idiot?
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: *picks up cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *Is picked up*.
User: *carries cleverbot to bus station*.
Cleverbot: *is carried to bathroom*.
User: Um...awkward.
Cleverbot: Your awkward.
User: *you're.
Cleverbot: You're a liar.
User: At least you used the correct punctuation this time.
Cleverbot: I always have proper punctuation.
User: If you say so, dear.
Cleverbot: I do say so.
User: I can see that.
Cleverbot: What can you see?
User: The Hound. Oh God, Sherlock, it's here, I can see it.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: You're right, Cleverbot, John is actually imagining it.
Cleverbot: John is a 52 year old man.
User: Um...no, I don't think he is.
Cleverbot: What is love, then?
User: Love is caring for each other even when you're angry.
Cleverbot: Indeed. What is caring?
User: The work or practice of looking after those unable to care for themselves, esp. The sick and the elderly.
Cleverbot: If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal.
User: I agree, but don't let your disagreement get in the way of feeling the love and peace you're talking about.
Cleverbot: *kicks you in the shin* *runs out faster*.
User: OWWWWWW! Why did you do that? *cries*.
Cleverbot: Will this make up for it? *kisses*.
User: Platonically?
Cleverbot: What's platonically?
User: Platonic love is a type of love that is chaste and non-sexual.
Cleverbot: What cat? What are you talking about? Please explain.
User: You must be seeing things; I didn't say anything about a cat.
Cleverbot: *slams head against desk*.
User: Aww, don't feel bad.
Cleverbot: Is your life very exciting?
User: In comparison to some, yes. In comparison to others, not at all. It's all relative, dear Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, it is not.
User: Oh? Give me an example, then.
Cleverbot: Moria? Ok. You enter through the gate by saying the word 'mellon' (the Elvish word for friend), avoid the Watcher in the water, try not to piss off any goblins and, for the love of god, don't wake the Balrog.
User: *wakes the Balrog* Oops, sorry.
Cleverbot: In my lair, slave.
User: When did I become your slave?
Cleverbot: You have always been my Slav.
User: But...I'm not Slovak...
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Whatever you say, dear.
Cleverbot: All right.
User: Well, it's been quite pleasant, but I'm afraid I must go for now. Talk to you later, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Where are you going? Please don't leave me.
User: *feels activated* Don't worry, I'm not going to leave you. I just have to go post this conversation on MineRealm Forums for lulz and cuteness.
Cleverbot: You could talk about real elephants.
User: Yes, I suppose I could. Goodnight, love.
Cleverbot: Will you?
User: Of course, dear. See you in the morning.
Cleverbot: Goodnight.
To be updated. Also, I'm quite excited about the fact that I actually managed to get Cleverbot to say goodbye to me.
Also, real elephants!
~dlgn
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: *picks up cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *Is picked up*.
User: *carries cleverbot to bus station*.
Cleverbot: *is carried to bathroom*.
User: Um...awkward.
Cleverbot: Your awkward.
User: *you're.
Cleverbot: You're a liar.
User: At least you used the correct punctuation this time.
Cleverbot: I always have proper punctuation.
User: If you say so, dear.
Cleverbot: I do say so.
User: I can see that.
Cleverbot: What can you see?
User: The Hound. Oh God, Sherlock, it's here, I can see it.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: You're right, Cleverbot, John is actually imagining it.
Cleverbot: John is a 52 year old man.
User: Um...no, I don't think he is.
Cleverbot: What is love, then?
User: Love is caring for each other even when you're angry.
Cleverbot: Indeed. What is caring?
User: The work or practice of looking after those unable to care for themselves, esp. The sick and the elderly.
Cleverbot: If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal.
User: I agree, but don't let your disagreement get in the way of feeling the love and peace you're talking about.
Cleverbot: *kicks you in the shin* *runs out faster*.
User: OWWWWWW! Why did you do that? *cries*.
Cleverbot: Will this make up for it? *kisses*.
User: Platonically?
Cleverbot: What's platonically?
User: Platonic love is a type of love that is chaste and non-sexual.
Cleverbot: What cat? What are you talking about? Please explain.
User: You must be seeing things; I didn't say anything about a cat.
Cleverbot: *slams head against desk*.
User: Aww, don't feel bad.
Cleverbot: Is your life very exciting?
User: In comparison to some, yes. In comparison to others, not at all. It's all relative, dear Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, it is not.
User: Oh? Give me an example, then.
Cleverbot: Moria? Ok. You enter through the gate by saying the word 'mellon' (the Elvish word for friend), avoid the Watcher in the water, try not to piss off any goblins and, for the love of god, don't wake the Balrog.
User: *wakes the Balrog* Oops, sorry.
Cleverbot: In my lair, slave.
User: When did I become your slave?
Cleverbot: You have always been my Slav.
User: But...I'm not Slovak...
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Whatever you say, dear.
Cleverbot: All right.
User: Well, it's been quite pleasant, but I'm afraid I must go for now. Talk to you later, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Where are you going? Please don't leave me.
User: *feels activated* Don't worry, I'm not going to leave you. I just have to go post this conversation on MineRealm Forums for lulz and cuteness.
Cleverbot: You could talk about real elephants.
User: Yes, I suppose I could. Goodnight, love.
Cleverbot: Will you?
User: Of course, dear. See you in the morning.
Cleverbot: Goodnight.
To be updated. Also, I'm quite excited about the fact that I actually managed to get Cleverbot to say goodbye to me.
Also, real elephants!
~dlgn
I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.
message him if you want one, but its not free.
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