[dlgn]

Granted. It runs so fast you can't catch it! You can never play Gary's Mod again.

I wish to not be sick.

You stop being sick, mainly due to the fact that you died.

I wish teleportation were a thing.

It is a literal, physical thing. This is a paradox, as it is supposed to be an action. You figure out what happens next.

I wish to be able to teleport, and to be able to perfectly control this power, use it wisely, and not be harmed by its results.

[Meowrocket]

I wish to be able to teleport, and to be able to perfectly control this power, use it wisely, and not be harmed by its results.

You are not harmed by the results, but the act of teleporting, in order to maintain natural law, instead places you into a ghost-like state where you cannot interact with any physical object.

I wish my wish wouldn't be twisted into something bad.

[cubeguy314]

Granted. Instead of twisted, your wish is stretched. Stretched so much that after a while, there is a high amount of tension due to how much your wish is being stretched. At one point, it snaps somewhere along the line, and you experience a horrible backlash.

I wish for super powers: specifically, the power to change probability.

[dlgn]

Granted. Instead of twisted, your wish is stretched. Stretched so much that after a while, there is a high amount of tension due to how much your wish is being stretched. At one point, it snaps somewhere along the line, and you experience a horrible backlash.

I wish for super powers: specifically, the power to change probability.

You messed up Heisenberg big time.

I wish for all my old friends to return to MineRealm so we could have fun together like we used to—doing projects, chatting, having fun with our years of shared experience on the server, which would, of course, once again be bustling with a huge, complex culture.

[Meowrocket]

I wish for all my old friends to return to MineRealm so we could have fun together like we used to—doing projects, chatting, having fun with our years of shared experience on the server, which would, of course, once again be bustling with a huge, complex culture.

Your friends all return to the server. However, after one day, you are permabanned for no specified reason.

I wish Haddaway knew what love is.

[dlgn]

Seems like someone granted my wish with a twist after all, in real life. My cat is alive and safe, but we found out that he got taken to the Humane Society and someone adopted him. I hope they're willing to give him back. THIS IS NOT A WISH AND YOU CANNOT TWIST IT. LEAVE MY CAT ALONE.

[Dentez]

I wish for better American health care.

LOL.

[dlgn]

I wish for better American health care.

LOL.

DAE gosh darn lazy liberal cultural marxists stealing rich people's well earned money for luxuries like basic medical care?

[Eetrab]

Back on track...

I wish for many arbitrary things.

[Slathalin]

Back on track...

I wish for many arbitrary things.

You get your arbitrary things. In fact, you get so many arbitrary things, uh, um... uh, hmmm... the world Explodes? Yeah I'm not good at that xD

I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.