[dlgn]

Wish granted. All the nub huts have vanished and along with all future nubs and after a few years the remaining players get bored and start leaving one by one until you are left alone.

This actually happened D:

Anyway:

ਮੈਨੂੰ ਮੁੜ ਕੇ ਅੰਗਰੇਜ਼ੀ ਬੋਲ ਸਕਦਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੇ .

ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਇੱਛਾ ਦੇ ਦਿੱਤੀ ਹੈ. ਪਰ, ਕੋਈ ਹੋਰ ਨਾਲ ਸੰਭਵ ਹੈ . ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਮਸਤੀ ਹੈ
ਗੂਗਲ ਅਨੁਵਾਦ !

[SkullRose]

Wish granted. All the nub huts have vanished and along with all future nubs and after a few years the remaining players get bored and start leaving one by one until you are left alone.

This actually happened D:

D: D: D: D: my bad

Anyway:

ਮੈਨੂੰ ਮੁੜ ਕੇ ਅੰਗਰੇਜ਼ੀ ਬੋਲ ਸਕਦਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੇ .

ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਇੱਛਾ ਦੇ ਦਿੱਤੀ ਹੈ. ਪਰ, ਕੋਈ ਹੋਰ ਨਾਲ ਸੰਭਵ ਹੈ . ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਮਸਤੀ ਹੈ
ਗੂਗਲ ਅਨੁਵਾਦ !

Que?

[dlgn]

Heh.

ברצוני להיכנס לMIT

[dlgn]

Heh.

ברצוני להיכנס לMIT

My wish wasn't granted

[Meowrocket]

Heh.

ברצוני להיכנס לMIT

My wish wasn't granted

I would answer it if I weren't too lazy to open Google Translate.
You go to MIT but only speak in random other languages, so you're failed since no one can figure out what you say.

I wish that I could flawlessly drive any car for any amount of time.

[Eetrab]

I wish that I could flawlessly drive any car for any amount of time.

Wish granted. Hard times hit and you are forced by the government to work as a train driver for the rest of your life.

I wish I had time.

[dlgn]

Heh.

ברצוני להיכנס לMIT

My wish wasn't granted

I would answer it if I weren't too lazy to open Google Translate.
You go to MIT but only speak in random other languages, so you're failed since no one can figure out what you say.

I wish that I could flawlessly drive any car for any amount of time.

Granted. Unfortunately, after you pick that time, you can never drive again once it's over. You are unaware of this when you decide to drive a Porsche for five minutes.

I wish my cat would turn out to be safe

[Meowrocket]

I wish that I could flawlessly drive any car for any amount of time.

Wish granted. Hard times hit and you are forced by the government to work as a train driver for the rest of your life.

Train cars? Still cars, right? And I hope the gov't gave me the proper 'train'ing for this job. I wouldn't trust just anyone with this engine, 'ere (engineer, get it?) Whatever, time to stop making jokes. We need to get back on 'track'. I sort of 'derailed' this entire topic.

I wish my cat would turn out to be safe

You walk into the bank and see your cat mounted to the back wall, full of money and locked shut.
It then condemns your poor grammar.

I wish I had thyme.

The magic wish-fulfilling genie never learned about homophones and thinks you want a cooking spice.
Zesty.

I wish Garry's Mod ran faster and didn't crash as often.

[dlgn]

Granted. It runs so fast you can't catch it! You can never play Gary's Mod again.

I wish to not be sick.

[Meowrocket]

Granted. It runs so fast you can't catch it! You can never play Gary's Mod again.

I wish to not be sick.

You stop being sick, mainly due to the fact that you died.

I wish teleportation were a thing.