[Ratta237]

You get a well crafted titanium sword, it is so shiny that it burns your retina and you go blind.

I wish for the destruction of PvP (I hate it so much)

[Ryu Aurora]

I wish for the destruction of PvP (I hate it so much)

Arctic temperatures become the global norm, and computers are deemed satisfactory fuel for fires. The server is effectively burned so that parents with toddlers do not freeze to death.

I wish for a barrel of Legos, and for the twist to be amusing.

[Aelcalan]

Sweet, I'm Zatoichi!

You get a barrel made of Legos.

I wish for a video card that worked.

[Eetrab]

You get a barrel of Legos but they are coated with a transdimentional paint. You cannot touch them, but you can see them. All you can do is admire them. You build an advanced machine to pull them into our dimension and it succeeds. It was as easy (or hard) to do as, let's say, shooting a fish in a barrel. Your wish comes true and you instantly become insane, since the wish had no evil twist. At the same time you are not insane, because the evil twist was your purely your consciousness. You seem to be trapped in a transdimentional world.

I wish for another letter to be added to the alphabet; name it 'elgop'.

[dlgn]

Sweet, I'm Zatoichi!

You get a barrel made of Legos.

I wish for a video card that worked.

Granted. It works at Deel©orp and transfers all your computer's info to Stalkerbot.

You get a barrel of Legos but they are coated with a transdimentional paint. You cannot touch them, but you can see them. All you can do is admire them. You build an advanced machine to pull them into our dimension and it succeeds. It was as easy (or hard) to do as, let's say, shooting a fish in a barrel. Your wish comes true and you instantly become insane, since the wish had no evil twist. At the same time you are not insane, because the evil twist was your purely your consciousness. You seem to be trapped in a transdimentional world.

I wish for another letter to be added to the alphabet; name it 'elgop'.

Granted. However, when written down on its own, it spells a number of swear words, so the government makes it illegal to teach it to children, so it completely disappears. You are then assassinated because the government fears you will cause more trouble, and your head is mounted on a pike outside the Whitehouse, labeled "the head of a terrorist who wanted to corrupt our proud nation's children", and you are forever remembered in history books as the worst and most evil terrorist of the third millennium.

I wish I had, and understood properly how to use, extremely strong versions of ALL of the Gifts from the Heralds of Valdemar series.

[nightmarelord11]

Sweet, I'm Zatoichi!

You get a barrel made of Legos.

I wish for a video card that worked.

Granted. It works at Deel©orp and transfers all your computer's info to Stalkerbot.

You get a barrel of Legos but they are coated with a transdimentional paint. You cannot touch them, but you can see them. All you can do is admire them. You build an advanced machine to pull them into our dimension and it succeeds. It was as easy (or hard) to do as, let's say, shooting a fish in a barrel. Your wish comes true and you instantly become insane, since the wish had no evil twist. At the same time you are not insane, because the evil twist was your purely your consciousness. You seem to be trapped in a transdimentional world.

I wish for another letter to be added to the alphabet; name it 'elgop'.

Granted. However, when written down on its own, it spells a number of swear words, so the government makes it illegal to teach it to children, so it completely disappears. You are then assassinated because the government fears you will cause more trouble, and your head is mounted on a pike outside the Whitehouse, labeled "the head of a terrorist who wanted to corrupt our proud nation's children", and you are forever remembered in history books as the worst and most evil terrorist of the third millennium.

I wish I had, and understood properly how to use, extremely strong versions of ALL of the Gifts from the Heralds of Valdemar series.

Granted, you now understand how to use ALL gifts in Heralds of Valdemar. One gift, contains Farsight, (Which for those who don't know, makes you see things from far away as if they were up close.) Activating this gift, you forget to look away from your computer screen. You see the inner coding of your computer. You see every single individual pixel that make up Heralds of Valdemar. You frantically try to look away, but the combined image of a every single particle of air, and the coding of the computer causes you to have a mental breakdown. You become a "Code red" and are shipped away to Area 52 (more secret than Area 51) and are studied for the rest of your life. Only able to drink through a straw and talk via a chip implanted in your brain.

I wish for a Wii U remake of Majora's Mask

[krinbros]

Sweet, I'm Zatoichi!

You get a barrel made of Legos.

I wish for a video card that worked.

Granted. It works at Deel©orp and transfers all your computer's info to Stalkerbot.

You get a barrel of Legos but they are coated with a transdimentional paint. You cannot touch them, but you can see them. All you can do is admire them. You build an advanced machine to pull them into our dimension and it succeeds. It was as easy (or hard) to do as, let's say, shooting a fish in a barrel. Your wish comes true and you instantly become insane, since the wish had no evil twist. At the same time you are not insane, because the evil twist was your purely your consciousness. You seem to be trapped in a transdimentional world.

I wish for another letter to be added to the alphabet; name it 'elgop'.

Granted. However, when written down on its own, it spells a number of swear words, so the government makes it illegal to teach it to children, so it completely disappears. You are then assassinated because the government fears you will cause more trouble, and your head is mounted on a pike outside the Whitehouse, labeled "the head of a terrorist who wanted to corrupt our proud nation's children", and you are forever remembered in history books as the worst and most evil terrorist of the third millennium.

I wish I had, and understood properly how to use, extremely strong versions of ALL of the Gifts from the Heralds of Valdemar series.

Granted, you now understand how to use ALL gifts in Heralds of Valdemar. One gift, contains Farsight, (Which for those who don't know, makes you see things from far away as if they were up close.) Activating this gift, you forget to look away from your computer screen. You see the inner coding of your computer. You see every single individual pixel that make up Heralds of Valdemar. You frantically try to look away, but the combined image of a every single particle of air, and the coding of the computer causes you to have a mental breakdown. You become a "Code red" and are shipped away to Area 52 (more secret than Area 51) and are studied for the rest of your life. Only able to drink through a straw and talk via a chip implanted in your brain.

I wish for a Wii U remake of Majora's Mask

Yeah, no, because I don't want this:
in hd, but since it's a wish, it's granted. He later die from fear. The end.

I wish for Ryu to make me a missile silo for when the nubs evade with their DDoS warheads and spamming rpgs

[Eetrab]

I wish for Ryu to make me a missile silo for when the nubs evade with their DDoS warheads and spamming rpgs

Wish granted, but upon further inspection, it is seen that the DDoS attacks come from Intelli. Your wish is ineffective.

Know aught of this wish, fellow MOI? I yearn for people knew my wish.

[DragonSlayer155]

You get what you want.
Confused :/ what

I wish for Intelli to reply to me.
Irl.
Someone speak to him.
With a banana.
Canadians hate bananas.
Intelli's canadian right?
/._./ _|_|___|_|_

[Ratta237]

You get to speak to intelli in real life but it turns out that he is a Canadian Cthulhu and eats your head for breakfast

I wish for a bow and arrow.