[nightmarelord11]

Granted. Something good finally happens in your life. Then Batman shows up and beats you senseless. Yay for bad things!

I wish for turtles. non carnivorous pacifist turtles.

[SSBFan12]

Granted but your turtles become teenage mutant (non-ninja) Xiaolin Monk Turtles.

I wish I could get a girlfriend.

[dlgn]

Granted but your turtles become teenage mutant (non-ninja) Xiaolin Monk Turtles.

I wish I could get a girlfriend.

I wish to be able to play MineRealm, watch Doctor Who, and do all my homework at the same time.

[Skylord_Fox]

Granted but your turtles become teenage mutant (non-ninja) Xiaolin Monk Turtles.

I wish I could get a girlfriend.

I wish to be able to play MineRealm, watch Doctor Who, and do all my homework at the same time.

You play Minerealm and lose all your possessions, you watch Doctor Who for five minutes, when it suddenly cancels, and you do your homework and fail it all!
I wish I could control and create a new world for people to dwell and build
(Oh wait, I did)
I wish people could discover this world

[nightmarelord11]

Granted but your turtles become teenage mutant (non-ninja) Xiaolin Monk Turtles.

I wish I could get a girlfriend.

I wish to be able to play MineRealm, watch Doctor Who, and do all my homework at the same time.

You play Minerealm and lose all your possessions, you watch Doctor Who for five minutes, when it suddenly cancels, and you do your homework and fail it all!
I wish I could control and create a new world for people to dwell and build
(Oh wait, I did)
I wish people could discover this world

Your world is discovered by griefers. have fun

[dlgn]

Make a wish.

[Skylord_Fox]

I wish dlgn's humor was exponentially increased by a factor of dlgn's post number to the power of 7x the ratio of the nub populationton to Veterans at the time of the 1.5 update

[nightmarelord11]

I wish dlgn's humor was exponentially increased by a factor of dlgn's post number to the power of 7x the ratio of the nub populationton to Veterans at the time of the 1.5 update

Dlgn's humor takes over every electronic appliance ever.

I wish for a rain of redstone dust in heaven

[LegendaryHero]

The wish is granted, but you find out that it's volcanic ash blowing out of a hobo's house's chimney. You later die from a concussion by tripping down the stairs of heaven from inhaling too much "redstone dust".

I wish my mom would let me have minecraft back so I don't have to use lego's forum account to make him look popular from the amount of sarcasm and sadistic humor that vents from the nut I call my brain.

[dlgn]

The wish is granted, but you find out that it's volcanic ash blowing out of a hobo's house's chimney. You later die from a concussion by tripping down the stairs of heaven from inhaling too much "redstone dust".

I wish my mom would let me have minecraft back so I don't have to use lego's forum account to make him look popular from the amount of sarcasm and sadistic humor that vents from the nut I call my brain.

Your mom lets you have minecraft back, but you get banned for your goodbye message, and perma'd for using your brother's account to evade your ban.

But seriously, don't do that, it's a terrible idea.

@Skylord that would be around 84,000.

I wish for one hundred more Mercedes Lackey books for me to read, that I owned, and that would not harm me whatsoever, nor disappear or become in any way unreadable.

~dlgn