[Ryu Aurora]

You forgot your wish, my lord.

I'll take "Lemon flavored cotton candy and a hand rolled cherry cigar" for $500.

[dlgn]

Too much Citric Acid in your cotton candy, and your cigar is made of cherry bombs.

I wish for endless lulz.

[hippoface]

Too much Citric Acid in your cotton candy, and your cigar is made of cherry bombs.

I wish for endless lulz.

You never stop laughing, and it's like when you get tickled too much, you can't breathe. But it's endless.

I wish that I were a voice actress on MLP.

[dlgn]

Too much Citric Acid in your cotton candy, and your cigar is made of cherry bombs.

I wish for endless lulz.

You never stop laughing, and it's like when you get tickled too much, you can't breathe. But it's endless.

I wish that I were a voice actress on MLP.

Granted. You have to play Derpy

I wish to be concertmaster of my orchestra.

[nightmarelord11]

Too much Citric Acid in your cotton candy, and your cigar is made of cherry bombs.

I wish for endless lulz.

You never stop laughing, and it's like when you get tickled too much, you can't breathe. But it's endless.

I wish that I were a voice actress on MLP.

Granted. You have to play Derpy

I wish to be concertmaster of my orchestra.

Granted you are now concertmaster of your orchestra. During your biggest performance of your life someone throws a rotten tomato at you. Ashamed you go into depression and later commit suicide by swallowing piano keys.

I wish for cheese.

Edit-forgot to wish upon a star.

[SSBFan12]

Your wish, sir?

EDIT: Granted but the cheese is a bomb.

I wish this wish would come true.

[nightmarelord11]

Your wish, sir?

EDIT: Granted but the cheese is a bomb.

I wish this wish would come true.

Granted. Happy now?

I wish for non harmful cheese

[SSBFan12]

You choke on it.

I wish for a wish, which I use to wish for a wish, and so forth.

[dlgn]

Your wish, sir?

EDIT: Granted but the cheese is a bomb.

I wish this wish would come true.

Granted. Happy now?

I wish for non harmful cheese

Congratulations, you just successfully stole the most expensive cheese in the world! Unfortunately for you, you get caught and get seven life sentences. Ah, well.

I wish for a wish, which I use to wish for a wish, and so forth.

Granted. You now have a wish that you have to post here to use! Enjoy your useless abstraction!

I wish to have a work ethic, so I can do calculus instead of watching Doctor Who and playing Minecraft all day.

[SSBFan12]

Granted, but you can never watch Doctor Who or play Minecraft ever again.
EVER. Poor you.

EDIT: You also are now the only person who knows how to do calculus. People from around the world flock to you so you can do their homework. You have absolutely no free time to even have friends, eat or sleep.

You last about a week.

..... I wish for something good to finally happen in my life.