[nightmarelord11]

You're my favorite rainbow potato. Om nom nom.

I wish to be concertmaster of the Oregon Allstate Orchestra.

Wasn't there a wish about a rainbow potato involving drug hallucinations and an owl?

You're the new concert master. Congratulations! Then a piano falls on you.

I wish I was a student in Hogwarts.

You get your wish and proceed to take lessons at hogwarts. Unfortunately half way through your fifth year at this wonderful school you wake up to find you are a patient in a mental asylum who fabricated the whole fantasy of going to hogwarts to repel the guilt you brought about by eating the last pop tart. Oh well

I wish i could become a fire elemental who can't be killed by water and is resistant to the fire coming from my body

[LeafWarrior254]

You get your wish and proceed to take lessons at hogwarts. Unfortunately half way through your fifth year at this wonderful school you wake up to find you are a patient in a mental asylum who fabricated the whole fantasy of going to hogwarts to repel the guilt you brought about by eating the last pop tart. Oh well

I wish i could become a fire elemental who can't be killed bu water and is resistant to the fire coming from my body

You get your wish, but instead you get blown off a mountain by an airbender. You don't die immediately but break every bone in your body, except your funny bone.

I wish I could use magical tomes like in Fire Emblem.

[nightmarelord11]

You get your wish and proceed to take lessons at hogwarts. Unfortunately half way through your fifth year at this wonderful school you wake up to find you are a patient in a mental asylum who fabricated the whole fantasy of going to hogwarts to repel the guilt you brought about by eating the last pop tart. Oh well

I wish i could become a fire elemental who can't be killed bu water and is resistant to the fire coming from my body

You get your wish, but instead you get blown off a mountain by an airbender. You don't die immediately but break every bone in your body, except your funny bone.

I wish I could use magical tomes like in Fire Emblem.

You are now able to use magical tomes but you are unable to read then so you don't know what they do.
When casting a seemly Innocent burn rune it turns out to be the exceedingly powerful volcanic apocalypse rune which causes everyone to be wiped off the earth. i wish i could breathe underwater

[LeafWarrior254]

You are now able to use magical tomes but you are unable to read then so you don't know what they do.
When casting a seemly Innocent burn rune it turns out to be the exceedingly powerful volcanic apocalypse rune which causes everyone to be wiped off the earth. i wish i could breathe underwater

Granted. While exploring the Mariana Trench, you get crushed by the pressure and die.
Your remains, now crumpled up like a soda can, float to the bottom of the trench, and are found 30 years from now by a species so intelligent that they can only be called one thing: Idiots.

Meanwhile, i wish people would stop building gravel/dirt/sand/cobble noobhomes within 200 blocks of my guild's realms.

[nightmarelord11]

You are now able to use magical tomes but you are unable to read then so you don't know what they do.
When casting a seemly Innocent burn rune it turns out to be the exceedingly powerful volcanic apocalypse rune which causes everyone to be wiped off the earth. i wish i could breathe underwater

Granted. While exploring the Mariana Trench, you get crushed by the pressure and die.
Your remains, now crumpled up like a soda can, float to the bottom of the trench, and are found 30 years from now by a species so intelligent that they can only be called one thing: Idiots.

Meanwhile, i wish people would stop building gravel/dirt/sand/cobble noobhomes within 200 blocks of my guild's realms.

Your wish is granted and staff show up and rollback all the buildings destroying them. Now you must face the consequences of a backlash of noobs left out in the cold and begging you for somewhere to live. Have fun!

I wish i could become a sentient being.

[Eetrab]

I wish i could become a sentient being.

You become sentient, but you realise you are in an endless, featureless void.

I wish our mathematical system was base 11 instead of base 10.

[LeafWarrior254]

I wish i could become a sentient being.

You become sentient, but you realise you are in an endless, featureless void.

I wish our mathematical system was base 11 instead of base 10.

Granted, but all the calculations in the world are messed up, Archimedes needs to be retaught, and people riot everywhere around the world, screaming for your death and the reversion of our mathematical base.

I wish there was an extra week of summer break this year.

[nightmarelord11]

I wish i could become a sentient being.

You become sentient, but you realise you are in an endless, featureless void.

I wish our mathematical system was base 11 instead of base 10.

Granted, but all the calculations in the world are messed up, Archimedes needs to be retaught, and people riot everywhere around the world, screaming for your death and the reversion of our mathematical base.

I wish there was an extra week of summer break this year.

Your wish is granted and there is a extra week of summer break. The knowledge god dislikes this extra week and decides to send his demons to smite you for your wish. your body is found weeks later covered in paper cuts and a stamp on top of your head saying returned.

I wish for a creeper apocalypse on a gigantic cake populated by flying mushroom squealer's and mole people.

[Eetrab]

I wish for a creeper apocalypse on a gigantic cake populated by flying mushroom squealer's and mole people.

Due to the circumstances, the Creepers grow arms and become happy, since they can handle things now. They have no need to blow up, and live happily ever after in harmony. No apocalypse occurred.

I wish I could not wish.

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I wish to be a Intelli, so i could be an amazing person with a boss server