[eah]

Wub wub wub wub wub *wish granted* wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub *wish I could speak normally again* wub wub wub wub

Coherent English is returned to everyone's speech including yours. But all of the old people, finding the dubstep genre just a bunch of noise, drop their canes and walkers and rampage finding and destroying every last source of the music, every mobile, every computer, every TV, and every radio. Dubstep, rap, hip-hop, gaga, hard rock, and scream-o either no longer exist or must all be rewritten. They still have their old records, though.

I wish John the catfish wasn't so evil

John the catfish is not so evil, but I don't know who or what that is. That's your evil twist.

I wish for warmer weather.

[diamond_boss]

Wub wub wub wub wub *wish granted* wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub *wish I could speak normally again* wub wub wub wub

Coherent English is returned to everyone's speech including yours. But all of the old people, finding the dubstep genre just a bunch of noise, drop their canes and walkers and rampage finding and destroying every last source of the music, every mobile, every computer, every TV, and every radio. Dubstep, rap, hip-hop, gaga, hard rock, and scream-o either no longer exist or must all be rewritten. They still have their old records, though.

I wish John the catfish wasn't so evil

John the catfish is not so evil, but I don't know who or what that is. That's your evil twist.

I wish for warmer weather.

Dubstep is gone? Thank jesusallahbuddah!
The weathers warmer, but then you get shipped off to Canada and your wishes for warmer weather no longer matter >:D
I wish I could find da keys to ma ten speed bike.

[cubeguy314]

Granted, you found them magically appear under your dog while taking him for a walk in the morning.


I wish that for something that will satisfy me and not make me feel depressed.

[diamond_boss]

Granted, you found them magically appear under your dog while taking him for a walk in the morning.


I wish that for something that will satisfy me and not make me feel depressed.

Since I found my keys with absolutely no human intervention, I am now able to use ma 10 speed bike again, yo.
I let you borrow ma 10 speed bike, and you find instant and total happiness! However... yall aint a G like me so ma bike goes so cray-Z (see what I did there). You run it off a cliff and die.

Remember guys, the wish granting has to have an evil twist

I wish for a new 10 speed bike cause cube broke my old one .
It also has any ugly corpse on it... eww.

[dlgn]

Someone makes you a new bike out of Cube's corpse =D

I wish I had the courage to ask out my crush, and that she would say yes.

[diamond_boss]

Someone makes you a new bike out of Cube's corpse =D

I wish I had the courage to ask out my crush, and that she would say yes.

She says yes, But then she falls in love with me cause I have a 10 speed bike made out of cube corpses, yo.
I wish less people would try to strangle me with hoodie laces.

[123DontMessWitMe]

daimond_boss gets their wish, but people just tie your shoe laces together and push you into a mob grinder that is currently being used by Intelli. He then continues to hack and slash at the mobs not noticing you are there and cuts you in half with 1 full swoop. You drop 3 pieces of rotten flesh and 3 lvls of EXP.

I wish Intelli would respond to my wish and give me half of his fortune, riches, and b****es.

[Rick]

daimond_boss gets their wish, but people just tie your shoe laces together and push you into a mob grinder that is currently being used by Intelli. He then continues to hack and slash at the mobs not noticing you are there and cuts you in half with 1 full swoop. You drop 3 pieces of rotten flesh and 3 lvls of EXP.

I wish Intelli would respond to my wish and give me half of his fortune, riches, and b****es.

He comes on and gives you 1 and a half pieces of diamond_boss flesh. >:)

I wish I was a potato.

[dlgn]

You're my favorite rainbow potato. Om nom nom.

I wish to be concertmaster of the Oregon Allstate Orchestra.

[LeafWarrior254]

You're my favorite rainbow potato. Om nom nom.

I wish to be concertmaster of the Oregon Allstate Orchestra.

Wasn't there a wish about a rainbow potato involving drug hallucinations and an owl?

You're the new concert master. Congratulations! Then a piano falls on you.

I wish I was a student in Hogwarts.