[mr. roach]

Another limerick (not one I wrote, but one of my favorites):

The integral of dy dz,
From 1 to the cube root of 3,
When times the cosine
Of 3pi/9
Is the log of the cube root of e.

~dlgn

wat

[cubeguy314]

It's high level calculus and beyond.

[dlgn]

I know a peculiar old goat
Who operates a canal boat.
Through the city he rows
(And his expertise shows)
As he takes it through Venice's moats.

It just came to me while my mom and I were talking about rhymes for the word "goat" after putting the said animals to bed.

Also, a bonus non-limerick rhyme witha mother goose reference about a pair of awesome PVPers.

Wo1f and Dil went up the hill to PVP a master.
The master ran—he had no plan—but Wo1f and Dil were faster.

They chased him to The Nether, and 'twas there they had the fight.
(The master could have logged, but then, he wasn't very bright.)

They beat him, and won the title "Best PVPers in the land";
And you all know they are, so c'mon, folks, give them a hand!

~dlgn

EDIT: No offense, roach

[mr. roach]

i give hand
I r at grandma house
it smell like smoke
i try not to choke
it late so we go back to our hotel
my sister spill her orange juice on the floor and i tell
-roach

[OneManWo1fPac]

i give hand
I r at grandma house
it smell like smoke
i try not to choke
it late so we go back to our hotel
my sister spill her orange juice on the floor and i tell
-roach

lollololol that just made my day

[mr. roach]

i give hand
I r at grandma house
it smell like smoke
i try not to choke
it late so we go back to our hotel
my sister spill her orange juice on the floor and i tell
-roach

lollololol that just made my day

[dlgn]

i give hand
I r at grandma house
it smell like smoke
i try not to choke
it late so we go back to our hotel
my sister spill her orange juice on the floor and i tell
-roach

lollololol that just made my day

OH GOD WHAT IS IT

There once was a smiley with eyes
That made many want it to die.
It creeped them out so
That to madness they'd go
(Although it might take a few tries.)

~dlgn

[cubeguy314]

Christmas was around the bend.
'twould be a joyful day (Amen!)
As Cube nestled in his bed
With Chemistry in his head
A textbook, he hoped, Santa would send.

[dlgn]

Dl once penned some silly rhymes.
With these poems, he wasted his time,
but as finals drew near
(and Science Bowl, I fear),
He could not write these limericks sublime.

DL IS BACK, BABY!

~dlgn, the limerick master

p.s. Join me, cube and others!

[MEMYYSELFANDME!!]

There once was a muffin named Kevin
Who was so silly that he went to heaven
Cockroach went Nooo!!
Frosty went Woah!
And Kevin laughed from heaven

-kevinmoon
PS this thread must live