[The-Jack-DeCk]

I wish Jack wished for something... Wait. That's not how it works. Does this mean end of thread? Only Jack can save us now .___________.

Ugh. Second time this week. I get too caught up twisting others' wishes. Here, I'll grant your wish:

I wish for the easi....[power outage]

[Prodigy9]

Today's XKCD:

[stickgod91]

Sorry for the necro but I love this thread

I wish Jack wished for something... Wait. That's not how it works. Does this mean end of thread? Only Jack can save us now .___________.

Ugh. Second time this week. I get too caught up twisting others' wishes. Here, I'll grant your wish:

I wish for the easi....[power outage]

You have been granted "the easi power outage" although the local power company comes and repairs the broken wires.

[imahaxor]

I wish that I could think of a decent wish.

[stickgod91]

I wish that I could think of a decent wish.

You think of a decent wish but you break both your hands so you cannot type.

I wish I never made this wish.
That's right inception.

[imahaxor]

You wish that you never wished that wish so my hands are no longer broken. Instead, I use them to strangle you for making that wish in the first place.

I wish for a Minerealm 2 year anniversary encore.

[LeafWarrior254]

You wish that you never wished that wish so my hands are no longer broken. Instead, I use them to strangle you for making that wish in the first place.

I wish for a Minerealm 2 year anniversary encore.

An encore is planned, but an earthquake knocks out power lines near your house. It burns. And you can't get on to the server.

I wish for chicken noodle soup, in a nice plastic bowl, and a metal spoon.

[imahaxor]

You absentmindedly place your bowl in the microwave to heat up your chicken noodle soup, but forget to take the spoon out. Chaos ensues as your microwave sparks and flashes like fireworks on the 4th of July and your microwave is destroyed, and your soup inedible. You spend the rest of your days grieving over how such a simple wish could go so wrong.

I wish I could put as much work into school and such, as I did with that epic wish destroying story.

[Eetrab]

I wish I could put as much work into school and such, as I did with that epic wish destroying story.

You do, however as soon as all that hard work starts to count, there is a world apocalypse where everyone's memory is wiped by aliens. All that work was for nothing.

I wish for wishes that can be granted on the premise that if the wish is in conflict and is affected by its future evil twist, the evil twist becomes invalid on the first party and only affects the evil twist creator, enabling the wish to be granted without the consequences to the original creator.

[dlgn]

I wish I could put as much work into school and such, as I did with that epic wish destroying story.

You do, however as soon as all that hard work starts to count, there is a world apocalypse where everyone's memory is wiped by aliens. All that work was for nothing.

I wish for wishes that can be granted on the premise that if the wish is in conflict and is affected by its future evil twist, the evil twist becomes invalid on the first party and only affects the evil twist creator, enabling the wish to be granted without the consequences to the original creator.

There are so many ways I could ruin this, but I'm going to go with the simplest one.

The wishes are granted to me.

That said, I wish for my orchestra and chamber group to play extremely well.

~dlgn