[diamond_boss]

I wish for Star Wars VII

You get Star Wars VII, but then you get severely disappointed when you find out the lead role is played by Nicholas Cage.

I wish I had Morgan Freeman narrate my life.

He does. But because others are jealous, he doesn't have to narrate much longer.

I wish the government didn't find me.

The government doesn't find you, Instead Chuck Norris finds you. you die.

I wish Lil' Wayne made a song about purple cows, and goes broke. Eah buys the only copy.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

Your wish will certainly come true, it's lil' Wayne. And then eah likes the song so much he kills you in udder (that's a pun) happiness.

I wish my name was Loyd.

[diamond_boss]

Your wish will certainly come true, it's lil' Wayne. And then eah likes the song so much he kills you in udder (that's a pun) happiness.

I wish my name was Loyd.

Your name becomes Loyd. You flunk collage and work in a gas station for 20 years, then you decide to play the lottery and die in a car crash.
Daimond's crazy fun fact: There is a higher risk of you getting in a car crash on your way to buy a lottery ticket then there is for you to actually win the lottery!

I wish I could see all O' ma friends again. And that melons were blue.

[Ryu Aurora]

I wish I could see all O' ma friends again. And that melons were blue.

You see your friends again, in a mass funeral. Poof. http://www.whataboutwatermelon.com/wp-c ... elon-2.jpg Melons are blue, but turn out to be laced with coma-inducing drugs. You have back alley surgery, and have one of your kidneys stolen.

I wish for rest for the weary.

[Rixih]

I wish I could see all O' ma friends again. And that melons were blue.

You see your friends again, in a mass funeral. Poof. http://www.whataboutwatermelon.com/wp-c ... elon-2.jpg Melons are blue, but turn out to be laced with coma-inducing drugs. You have back alley surgery, and have one of your kidneys stolen.

I wish for rest for the weary.

The weary get rested, but they rest so long their organs begin to deteriorate and they die.

I wish for a new home.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

You get a new home. However, it was the cabin that we the setting for the horror film "The Cabin in the Woods".

I wish for a device that allowed me to see the other side of the world.

[Ryu Aurora]

I wish for a device that allowed me to see the other side of the world.

You are given the tools needed to create such a thing, but it turns out you'll just have to dig a hole through the planet and look through that.

I wish for an inspiring view.

[diamond_boss]

I wish for a device that allowed me to see the other side of the world.

You are given the tools needed to create such a thing, but it turns out you'll just have to dig a hole through the planet and look through that.

I wish for an inspiring view.

You are given an inspiring view, so inspiring that you find a love for capturing natural settings in paint, and you persue your dream as an artist. Unfortunately, you are about as talented as (name of terrible artist here) and you go go broke and lose everything.

I wish the next person wishes for me to wish again.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

Wish granted, look below.


Diamond, I wish for you to wish again. But, you have to wish me good luck, cause this is my 1,000th post.

[dlgn]

Wish granted, look below.


Diamond, I wish for you to wish again. But, you have to wish me good luck, cause this is my 1,000th post.

Oh, how I've missed this thread!

Diamond wishes you good luck with your attempts to get banned.

I wish to be inspired enough to build a city in MineRealm, and also have all the materials for the city, bought by me legitamitely. I also wish for Intelli to stop butting heads with Plane, and for Agent to redeem himself and come back. I miss him