[The-Jack-DeCk]

You get another wish, and you wish you didn't wish for it. You are stuck in a pardox until the end of time.

I wish that the next person who posts decides that the twist of my wish is that I am immune to death and to pain until I decide not to be.

Wish granted. Go eat some cake whilst totally care-free of all dangers and cautiousness.
Look! -Pane falls out of the sky- -Survives-

I wish I was removed from my eternal pardox.

You are, but you stub your toe.

I wish I don't stub my toe tomorrow.

[diamond_boss]

My toe hurts.. fine. You don't stub your toe, It simply falls off. Then triggers a network of far-fetched landmines that tear you apart and leave you limbless on the ghetto streets of a ghetto town of a ghetto city of a ghetto country called klambalopolarolopolonientatitius.

I wish that county never existed and this post was deleted. Or at least severely edited... BY SOMEONE ELSE.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

YAYY! JACKY DOESN'T STUB HIS TOE! AND THEN HE GETS ICE CREAM!!!!!!

I win I was Jack's "mistress".

(That's what happens with requesting for your post to be edited)

You are, but you aren't that kind. You just bake me food and that good stuff.

I wish I liked humus, and that eating it doesn't kill me, even if the humid is poisoned.

[FlannyFlan]

YAYY! JACKY DOESN'T STUB HIS TOE! AND THEN HE GETS ICE CREAM!!!!!!

I win I was Jack's "mistress".

(That's what happens with requesting for your post to be edited)

You are, but you aren't that kind. You just bake me food and that good stuff.

I wish I liked humus, and that eating it doesn't kill me, even if the humid is poisoned.

You like humus, however, you like it so much that you try to force it on your friends andf family, and they disown you forever.

I wish that i had a giant barn owl that i could ride anywhere. :] BE SO FUN

[LeafWarrior254]

You like humus, however, you like it so much that you try to force it on your friends andf family, and they disown you forever.

I wish that i had a giant barn owl that i could ride anywhere. :] BE SO FUN

You get your barn owl, but it gets shot by a relative for your next Thanksgiving dinner.

I wish I knew how to drive, properly.

[FlannyFlan]

You like humus, however, you like it so much that you try to force it on your friends andf family, and they disown you forever.

I wish that i had a giant barn owl that i could ride anywhere. :] BE SO FUN

You get your barn owl, but it gets shot by a relative for your next Thanksgiving dinner.

I wish I knew how to drive, properly.

You learn how to drive, but everyone else forgets how to, and there are crashes everywhere.

I wish that i had more social interaction. :c

[The-Jack-DeCk]

You like humus, however, you like it so much that you try to force it on your friends andf family, and they disown you forever.

I wish that i had a giant barn owl that i could ride anywhere. :] BE SO FUN

You get your barn owl, but it gets shot by a relative for your next Thanksgiving dinner.

I wish I knew how to drive, properly.

You learn how to drive, but everyone else forgets how to, and there are crashes everywhere.

I wish that i had more social interaction. :c

You head to a club with some friends to meet others, and then one of your friends dies in a bar fight.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time.

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You like humus, however, you like it so much that you try to force it on your friends andf family, and they disown you forever.

I wish that i had a giant barn owl that i could ride anywhere. :] BE SO FUN

You get your barn owl, but it gets shot by a relative for your next Thanksgiving dinner.

I wish I knew how to drive, properly.

You learn how to drive, but everyone else forgets how to, and there are crashes everywhere.

I wish that i had more social interaction. :c

You head to a club with some friends to meet others, and then one of your friends dies in a bar fight.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time.

You get your powers. But the government finds you.

I wish for Star Wars VII

[imahaxor]

I wish for Star Wars VII

You get Star Wars VII, but then you get severely disappointed when you find out the lead role is played by Nicholas Cage.

I wish I had Morgan Freeman narrate my life.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

I wish for Star Wars VII

You get Star Wars VII, but then you get severely disappointed when you find out the lead role is played by Nicholas Cage.

I wish I had Morgan Freeman narrate my life.

He does. But because others are jealous, he doesn't have to narrate much longer.

I wish the government didn't find me.