[imahaxor]

I wish for a map expansion

The map expands and is nothing but cobble as far as the eye can see.

I wish for a faster internet connection.

[James_potter]

You get faster internet and use it to corrupt the FBI database. They hunt you down and you go to prison for the rest of your life.

I wish for warmer weather here is Aus

[Rixih]

You get warmer weather, but later die of heat stroke.

I wish that I had a husky, named VVolfie.

[FlannyFlan]

You get warmer weather, but later die of heat stroke.

I wish that I had a husky, named VVolfie.

You get the husky, but it is as useful as Hellen Keller, meaning it is both blind and deaf.

I wish that i get a job soon.

[CHAOSiron13]

You get warmer weather, but later die of heat stroke.

I wish that I had a husky, named VVolfie.

You get the husky, but it is as useful as Hellen Keller, meaning it is both blind and deaf.

I wish that i get a job soon.

You get a job as a footrest for the King of Kshkland to support his prodigious girth and immaculate flatulence.

I wish "plz" or "thx" were never ever written again, unless used in an ironic standpoint. Just type the 2 or 3 extra letters, for gods sake, how hard can it possibly be?

[eah]

I wish "plz" or "thx" were never ever written again, unless used in an ironic standpoint. Just type the 2 or 3 extra letters, for gods sake, how hard can it possibly be?

People spell those two words properly. But Intelli hacks into every possible electronic device and codes them to auto-revert back to their incorrect spelling. Mwahaha.

I wish someone besides me made all the decisions for me.

[CHAOSiron13]

I wish "plz" or "thx" were never ever written again, unless used in an ironic standpoint. Just type the 2 or 3 extra letters, for gods sake, how hard can it possibly be?

People spell those two words properly. But Intelli hacks into every possible electronic device and codes them to auto-revert back to their incorrect spelling. Mwahaha.

I wish someone to make all the decisions for me.

I decide you die. Right now. Slowly and painfully.

I wish for unlimited panache.

[diamond_boss]

I wish "plz" or "thx" were never ever written again, unless used in an ironic standpoint. Just type the 2 or 3 extra letters, for gods sake, how hard can it possibly be?

People spell those two words properly. But Intelli hacks into every possible electronic device and codes them to auto-revert back to their incorrect spelling. Mwahaha.

I wish someone to make all the decisions for me.

I decide you die. Right now. Slowly and painfully.

I wish for unlimited panache.

Oh you get you're panache, but the entire world is thrown into chaos and you end up being shot and beaten to a pulp.

I wish for another wish PLZ.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

You get another wish, and you wish you didn't wish for it. You are stuck in a pardox until the end of time.

I wish that the next person who posts decides that the twist of my wish is that I am immune to death and to pain until I decide not to be.

[diamond_boss]

You get another wish, and you wish you didn't wish for it. You are stuck in a pardox until the end of time.

I wish that the next person who posts decides that the twist of my wish is that I am immune to death and to pain until I decide not to be.

Wish granted. Go eat some cake whilst totally care-free of all dangers and cautiousness.
Look! -Pane falls out of the sky- -Survives-

I wish I was removed from my eternal pardox.