[Susan_Boyle]

Granted, but the server is down, and when it comes back up, your total has been reverted.

I wish for new carpeting and a front door.

You get a new carpet and front door, but then your house burns down completely.

I wish for the banlist to become re-published.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

Granted, but the server is down, and when it comes back up, your total has been reverted.

I wish for new carpeting and a front door.

You get a new carpet and front door, but then your house burns down completely.

I wish for the banlist to become re-published.

It gets re-published, and then a plane falls on you.

I wish for the next person to use no nouns or pronouns in their post.

[stickgod91]

granted blow up

want to be parkour

[diamond_boss]

granted blow up

want to be parkour

Stick gets to parkour. He then falls 23 storeys from the balcony of a low-income apartment and breaks his spine.

I wish I could harvest my 14 stacks of nether brick again without dying.

[stickgod91]

You harvest you 14 stacks of nethbrick but you duped them and you are banned

I wish nothign went wrong in my wish.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

You harvest you 14 stacks of nethbrick but you duped them and you are banned

I wish nothign went wrong in my wish.

Nothing goes wrong with your wish.

I wish the next person wishes for the next person to wish for chocolate.

[diamond_boss]

You harvest you 14 stacks of nethbrick but you duped them and you are banned

I wish nothign went wrong in my wish.

Nothing goes wrong with your wish.

I wish the next person wishes for the next person to wish for chocolate.

I wish that the next person wishes for Cho-- *Begins to question health in north American society and changes wish* -- MELONS!

I wish Minerealm had more melons, and more chocolate cows. Non-naturally generated chocolate milk is gross.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

Minerealm gets more melons, the Bsg's make 100 melon farms throughout the map, and for a short time before Intelli wipes all other food sources, you glimpse a chocolate cow.

I wish that my microwave also functioned as a full blown oven, and that the next person doesn't construct a sentence with any of the following words or similes thereof: microwave, oven, explode, device, die, pass, dead, malfunction, pain, injury, object, thing, danger, shortage

[diamond_boss]

Minerealm gets more melons, the Bsg's make 100 melon farms throughout the map, and for a short time before Intelli wipes all other food sources, you glimpse a chocolate cow.

I wish that my microwave also functioned as a full blown oven, and that the next person doesn't construct a sentence with any of the following words or similes thereof: microwave, oven, explode, device, die, pass, dead, malfunction, pain, injury, object, thing, danger, shortage

Jack's radioactive food heater is upgraded to a thermal energy converter mechanism of larger proportion, but then engulfes jack when the evil witch stuffs him in for dinner. Jack burns. The end.

I wish Intelli turns into a roast turkey and turves grows wings.

[Prodigy9]

I wish Intelli turns into a roast turkey and turves grows wings.

Intelli tries to become a chocolate chip cookie, but instead turns into a roast-turkey-chip cookie. Nasty. Turves grows wings, flies too close to the sun, and falls out of the sky; don't worry, though, your spine breaks his fall.

I wish for a map expansion