[dlgn]

Intelli started a new Operation;
To our immense stupefication,
Noobs join all day
(But no griefers, hooray!)
And liven up all the server's relations.



When Intelli made us a new spawn,
With no gardens, red carpet, or pond,
Many players protested,
So, not even rested,
He made it a featureless lawn.



GINGre, while camping The Nether,
Though feeling quite under the weather,
Waited to attack,
Got his stamina back,
And crushed poor kevinmoon like a feather.

(Sorry kevin!)



Intelli once looked at the guilds,
And thought "They're nought now except a few builds!"
Now a thread on the forums
States (with lots of decorum)
That the current system will be killed.

Also, on an unrelated note, it's snowing here! Wheeeeeee!

~dlgn

[FDX]

There once was a Dragon Slayer,
Who was a minerealm player.
He stayed dragons all day,
And did not grow hay!
So now his cows are all dead.

Literally

[Nephalem]

Really good Dlgn!

[dlgn]

Really good Dlgn!

Thanks red. I was looking out at the snow, and inspiration struck!

I stare at our world's destroyer.
(Dude, seriously, get a lawyer.)
When the dragon is done,
We'll scream and we'll run,
Watched happily by the dragon's employer.

~dlgn

[cubeguy314]

With chanting an limericks so spunky,
I feel his inspiration is funky,
But alas, I can't tell,
If dee-el-gee-en's brain is well,
For he's eating the snow like a monkey.


Eh, not my best. I'm out of inspiration at the moment.
When my inspiration is strangely lacking,
Some food, I'll get, for snacking,
Until something good hits,
Like Dee El Gen's wits,
I'm afraid I my head, I'll be whacking.

[mr. roach]

*Applauds* Well done, my dear Dlgn! I also liked Dragonslayer's... remember to always have extra hay in case of emergency cow situations.

[dlgn]

*Applauds* Well done, my dear Dlgn! I also liked Dragonslayer's... remember to always have extra hay in case of emergency cow situations.

[OneManWo1fPac]

One day oneman was eating an orange
Crap nothing rhymes orange, I suk at this

[dlgn]

Ninjalo had staggering swag,
So much that it caused us some lag.
So now that he's gone,
(Banned, thus not on)
There's no wit that'll cause us to gag.

Sorry jolo, but your swag is too overwhelming.

~dlgn

[dlgn]

One day oneman was eating an orange
Crap nothing rhymes orange, I suk at this

OneMan thought he couldn't rhyme,
Though he didn't try for very much time.
Maybe he could?
I think he should.
I doubt it would take a lifetime.

Also,

Once a botany professor
Asked a question of his eventual successor:
"Does the tree of an orange
Have a structure called the 'sporange'?"
The student was a very good guesser.

~dlgn

p.s. Sporange is a real word, look it up. It means the same thing as sporangium.