[TechnoProdigy]

Damn you helpbot!!
Anyway, you get the ability, but when you become a super hero, you get captured and tortured for life
I want my LizarCraft source code back

You get the source code back, but one character is missing and it takes you months to find it.

I wish I had 10GB/s upload and download bandwidth.

( Who says I'd become a hero? :3 )

[lizardsrock4]

You get the source code back, but one character is missing and it takes you months to find it.

I wish I had 10GB/s upload and download bandwidth.

( Who says I'd become a hero? :3 )

You get it, but then you loose internet service after your ISP learns you modded your connection
I wish I could lucid dream

[TechnoProdigy]

You get it, but then you loose internet service after your ISP learns you modded your connection
I wish I could lucid dream

You are awoken every 10 minutes during your lucid dreaming by someone else.

I wish pirating software was legal.

[CHAOSiron13]

Pirating becomes briefly legal, but the law is then reinstated by the government, specifically to catch the pirates. You're in jail, bro.

I wish a wish about wishing.

[lizardsrock4]

You get it, but then you loose internet service after your ISP learns you modded your connection
I wish I could lucid dream

You are awoken every 10 minutes during your lucid dreaming by someone else.

I wish pirating software was legal.

You more to an unnamed communist country were pirating is legal, but then you get killed
I wish I did good on my finals

[Bonejunky]

Pirating becomes briefly legal, but the law is then reinstated by the government, specifically to catch the pirates. You're in jail, bro.

I wish a wish about wishing.

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Lol, there wasn't. You been trolled, bruh.

I wish for silly string.

[jailbird556]

Lol, there wasn't. You been trolled, bruh.

I wish for silly string.

You get your silly string but the can explodes and you get covered in silly splat!

[lizardsrock4]

[quote=jailbird]

You get your silly string but the can explodes and you get covered in silly splat![/quote]
You just ruined this thread...
I wish for a cool ROM for my lg optimus slider

[Dugs30]

I wish for a cool ROM for my lg optimus slider

You happen to get that cool ROM magically on your lg. You open it up to find, EXACTLY what you have been looking for! It is awesome! You play it for a bit and think all of your dreams have come true. Then, when it starts getting really good, the ROM suddenly crashes. Thinking nothing of it, you go to re-open the ROM but, NO!!! It won't open. You have had a taste of your dreams, and they have been ripped from you.

I wish the girl of my dreams would be easier to find.

[CHAOSiron13]

You meet the girl of your dreams at your favorite skyscraper, but are dismayed when it turns out she came to commit suicide and jumps. Bereaved, 2 months later you follow in her footsteps and jump off the same building.

I wish intelli would add a trollface smiley to the forums.