[FlannyFlan]

I wish this thread would come back to life and never die!

Bwahahaha!

The thread lives again but the re-animation results in the wishing thread coming back as a zombie thread, which consequently goes on a rampage and everyone dies/becomes a zombie, etc.

I wish footballs, basketballs, etc. were included in a future update of minecraft, so we can have more sporting events in minecraft...

You get your wish but the extensive updates cause your pc to crash.

I wish for my summer vacation to actually happen. o_o

[Puged]

You enjoy a long summer vacation. Tropics. Scuba diving. The works. Yet at the peak of this joyous vacation you feel the onrush of water and the feeling of falling through air - you suddenly awake, with the burning desire to work forever.
Inception.

I wish I was 7'0 tall, green, had 4 eyes, 6 legs and could speak in Martian.

[hippoface]

You enjoy a long summer vacation. Tropics. Scuba diving. The works. Yet at the peak of this joyous vacation you feel the onrush of water and the feeling of falling through air - you suddenly awake, with the burning desire to work forever.
Inception.

I wish I was 7'0 tall, green, had 4 eyes, 6 legs and could speak in Martian.

You do. Sadly, scientists find you and do deadly experiments on you, causing you to die.

I wish I was eighteen, had my own home, and a nice job I couldn't get fired from that provided money, a computer, all that stuff that goes in my house.

[FlannyFlan]

I wish I was eighteen, had my own home, and a nice job I couldn't get fired from that provided money, a computer, all that stuff that goes in my house.

YOur wish comes true, but your family and friends shun you, causing you to lead a life of depression, which then turns you into a heroin addict. You overdose 2 years later.

I wish that i had a butler/maid that cleaned for me.

[hippoface]

I wish I was eighteen, had my own home, and a nice job I couldn't get fired from that provided money, a computer, all that stuff that goes in my house.

YOur wish comes true, but your family and friends shun you, causing you to lead a life of depression, which then turns you into a heroin addict. You overdose 2 years later.

I wish that i had a butler/maid that cleaned for me.

The butler always commits the crime! He kills you, by locking you in the basement, and cutting you in places where is won't kill you, but it'll hurt. You bleed to death after a week. He takes your home.

I wish for universal peace, no more fighting or wars ever.

[nkirby3385]

Wish granted. A virus sprouts up that kills all fauna on the planet, reducing it to a mass of pure peaceful fauna for the rest of existence.

I wish simply for the life I have It's wonderful.

but since that's not the game, I'll settle for a one night stand with Emma Watson.

[FlannyFlan]

Wish granted. A virus sprouts up that kills all fauna on the planet, reducing it to a mass of pure peaceful fauna for the rest of existence.

I wish simply for the life I have It's wonderful.

but since that's not the game, I'll settle for a one night stand with Emma Watson.

Wish granted. However, strangely, she becomes pregnant and your wife finds out. Your life disolves as you pay both for child support.

I wish to be non lactose intolerant

[AlM]

Wish granted, but now you are allergic to nuts.

I wish for this thread to have posts than the MLP thread.

[nkirby3385]

This thread count exceeds the MLP thread; however, the MLP thread becomes sentient and sends out viral amounts adult brony fan-fics to everyone subscribed to the forum.

I wish there was more love in this world.

[FlannyFlan]

This thread count exceeds the MLP thread; however, the MLP thread becomes sentient and sends out viral amounts adult brony fan-fics to everyone subscribed to the forum.

I wish there was more love in this world.

As the love in the world grows.. you become more cold to those around you, cuasing you to be shunned.

I wish for more candy.