[Prodigy9]

Welcome to the Cold War, round two!
Si vis pacem, para bellum.

I wish to fight in the War Room.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

You fight in the war room, but your best friend spontainiously implodes.

I wish for somebody to give me glowstone on minerealm.

[kingofturves]

I wish for somebody to give me glowstone on minerealm.

Somebody gives you some glowstone, but it turns out to be duped glowstone and you get it just after the stafff decree that possession of duped blocks is illegal, earning yourself a ban.

I wish I didn't have to worry about having enough money to live comfortably.

[MrKeveCool]

you get your money by a lotteru ticket when you step outside some drunk jerk run you over and you must spend the rest of your life in a comfortable hospital bed.

i wish that nobody cant wish annymore(very evil :twisted: )

[Aelcalan]

Granted! Because nobody cannot wish, the thread is glutted with poorly thought out wishes, and soon dies.

I wish I could speed-read.

[MrKeveCool]

granted you read so fast that your eyes turn around 160 degres and then you just can see your brain

i wish i waas the build master

[dlgn]

Live, thread. LIVE!!!

I wish this thread would come back to life.

[Prodigy9]

It came back to life by you posting in it, but since you fulfilled your own wish it has no further reason to live.

[dlgn]

I wish this thread would come back to life and never die!

Bwahahaha!

[kingofturves]

I wish this thread would come back to life and never die!

Bwahahaha!

The thread lives again but the re-animation results in the wishing thread coming back as a zombie thread, which consequently goes on a rampage and everyone dies/becomes a zombie, etc.

I wish footballs, basketballs, etc. were included in a future update of minecraft, so we can have more sporting events in minecraft...