[KyroOryk]

I wish my parents didn't always nag me to get off the computer. >_>

Your parents stop talking to you altogether. And then they break the computer with a sledgehammer so you can't use it anyway.

I wish for a supercomputer.

My wish was granted for real, my parents got me a laptop :3

[dlgn]

It becomes spring, and you know what they say, April showers! To make a long story short, you drown slooooooooowly in monsoon rains.

I wish nobody would turn my wishes into bad things.

Granted: everyone ignores your wish and it never happens.

I wish for better wifi

Because your wifi is better, people crack it and download illegal stuff, and you get blamed.

I wish the next person/bot/etc to post in this thread would answer my last three wishes!

[Ryu Aurora]

Because your wifi is better, people crack it and download illegal stuff, and you get blamed.

I wish the next person/bot/etc to post in this thread would answer my last three wishes!

They are granted, but because I am lazy and unwilling to type it out, you will never be able to read the results.

I wish for for a zombie apocalypse, so that I may begin the long process of murdering my enemies and blaming it on the walking dead.

[Prodigy9]

I wish for for a zombie apocalypse, so that I may begin the long process of murdering my enemies and blaming it on the walking dead.

Granted. Unfortunately, you do most of your murdering after being zombified, so you also kill a lot of your friends.

I wish to decrease the entropy of an isolated system.

[Andypants87]

I wish for for a zombie apocalypse, so that I may begin the long process of murdering my enemies and blaming it on the walking dead.

Granted. Unfortunately, you do most of your murdering after being zombified, so you also kill a lot of your friends.

I wish to decrease the entropy of an isolated system.

Granted. You successfully find a way to decrease the entropy of an isolated system, and thus, open the doorway to a perpetual motion machine :o

However, your progress on decreasing entropy has been followed by a shady group of individuals, and upon completion of your work, they kill you and hold an illegal auction for the information, earning trillions off of your success (and, of course, death.)

I wish I could take a nice relaxing vacation, starting now, to a tropical location without falling behind in my studies.

[SuperCreeper007]

I wish for for a zombie apocalypse, so that I may begin the long process of murdering my enemies and blaming it on the walking dead.

Granted. Unfortunately, you do most of your murdering after being zombified, so you also kill a lot of your friends.

I wish to decrease the entropy of an isolated system.

Granted. You successfully find a way to decrease the entropy of an isolated system, and thus, open the doorway to a perpetual motion machine :o

However, your progress on decreasing entropy has been followed by a shady group of individuals, and upon completion of your work, they kill you and hold an illegal auction for the information, earning trillions off of your success (and, of course, death.)

I wish I could take a nice relaxing vacation, starting now, to a tropical location without falling behind in my studies.

You do, but because you did so, a paradox opens up in the fun-work continuum and your head explodes.

I wish people would look at my auctions.

[CHAOSiron13]

People look at your auctions, but unfortunately refuse to bid, or even post at all.

I wish some random rich person would suddenly bid 20k on my auction!

For all you rich people, here's the link: http://minerealm.com/community/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=6690

[stickgod91]

Someone bids 20k but you get banned for over 30 days losing all your realms.

I wish i had good FPS

[imahaxor]

You get good FPS, but the server lag is just horrible.

I wish to get a perfect score on my ACT.

[CHAOSiron13]

You get a perfect score, but it is entered as a 0 due to a system error and a highly derpy test administrator. Sorry.

I wish this thread would get kittens!