It is I!

Re: It is I!#25855

By ramien123 - Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:55 pm

- Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:55 pm #25855

God, Jesus is confirmed to be a Holy Prophet in the Qur'an...

Re: It is I!#25856

By kongle nick - Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:00 pm

- Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:00 pm #25856

everyone! let us not argue! let us get completely drunk and play minecraft!

so yeah, im god. the only thing I worship is chuck norris.

Re: It is I!#25858

By Energybrothers - Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:07 pm

- Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:07 pm #25858

God wrote:everyone! let us not argue! let us get completely drunk and play minecraft!

Yep that's God

Lm108 wrote:No, hell is not considered a curse word

Eat your heart out Bone (;

Re: It is I!#25871

By Cheez99 - Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:42 pm

- Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:42 pm #25871

I think Zeus is a pretty cool guy. Eh throws lightning and doesn't afraid of anything.

Re: It is I!#25893

By kongle nick - Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:03 pm

- Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:03 pm #25893

zeus? good fellow, sucks at halo.

so yeah, im god. the only thing I worship is chuck norris.

Re: It is I!#25897

By jailbird556 - Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:33 pm

- Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:33 pm #25897

God wrote:zeus? good fellow, sucks at halo.

He overloads the battery when he touches the controller. Lol.

Re: It is I!#25904

By kongel nick - Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:41 am

- Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:41 am #25904

i lold

Keyhen wrote: It looks like a suicidal walrus that wants to kill you, eat you, drown you, eat you again, drown you again, kill you once again, eat your arms off, play doll with you....(coninued)

Re: It is I!#25928

By jailbird556 - Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:45 am

- Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:45 am #25928

kongel nick wrote:i lold

I believe that was the point lol.

Re: It is I!#25933

By ramien123 - Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:33 am

- Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:33 am #25933

Zeus also enjoys having sex. Lots of it. He had sex with the goddess' Aphrodite, Hera, Demeter, Kalliope, Nemesis, Persephone, Selene; the titans Gaia, Eurynome, Leto, Metis, Mnemosyne, and Themis; the nymphs Aigina, Aix, the daughter of Borysthens, Deino, Elektra, Himalia, Hora, Io, Kallirhoe, Karme, Maia, an unnamed african nymph, an unnamed nymph in southern Greece, a nymph on an island in the Aegean Sea, Othreis, Plouto, Taygete, Thaleia; the mortals Alkmene, Antiope, Danae, Dia, Elare, Europa, Eurymedousa, Kallisto, Kalyke, Kassiopeia, Lamia, Laodameia, Leda, Lysithoe, Niobe, Olympias, Pandora, Protogenia, Pyrrha, Phthia, Semele, Thyia and Ganymedes(who was a prince of Troy).

Compare this to God who, according to the New Testament, possibly has sex with Mary.

Re: It is I!#25934

By jailbird556 - Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:44 am

- Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:44 am #25934

Zues is quite the player. God is too... Proper.