[dlgn]

I wish I legitly had a stack of diamonds, and a nice realm, on Minerealm Survival 3.0, and would not be suspected of cheating despite this.

Granted, but unfortunately you didn't put them in a private realm during the transition to 4.0 and so they're now gone.

I wish to construct additional pylons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pylon

Granted. You make a traffic cone.

I wish for truthful cake that tastes delicious, would not be stolen/lost/taken in any way, is healthy, and has no poison.

[Prodigy9]

I wish for truthful cake that tastes delicious, would not be stolen/lost/taken in any way, is healthy, and has no poison.

Enjoy your crab cakes, and your seafood allergies.

I wish for someone to buy my flattened realm

Failing that, I wish for the power to read minds at will.

[Joelove]

I wish for truthful cake that tastes delicious, would not be stolen/lost/taken in any way, is healthy, and has no poison.

Enjoy your crab cakes, and your seafood allergies.

I wish for someone to buy my flattened realm

Failing that, I wish for the power to read minds at will.

Granted, but there is a giant roll back and you now own the land again including all the uneven ground you just got through clearing.

Second wish: Hell no 1 wish greedy bugger!

I wish for telekenisis

[lizardsrock4]

I wish for truthful cake that tastes delicious, would not be stolen/lost/taken in any way, is healthy, and has no poison.

Enjoy your crab cakes, and your seafood allergies.

I wish for someone to buy my flattened realm

Failing that, I wish for the power to read minds at will.

Granted, but there is a giant roll back and you now own the land again including all the uneven ground you just got through clearing.

Second wish: Hell no 1 wish greedy bugger!

I wish for telekenisis

U gain telenkenisis, then you accidentally drop a 5 ton weight on your self and die
I wish for my LizarCraft code for Staff would work

[Joelove]

U gain telenkenisis, then you accidentally drop a 5 ton weight on your self and die
I wish for my LizarCraft code for Staff would work

Wish granted, it does work and all are happy with it. But little did you know the code some how becomes a freak of nature and begins to develop on it's own becoming a living entity that thinks for itself and begins to be self aware. In 5 years it becomes the Skynet of our world and you single single handedly destroy the entire human race.

I wish for a pony.

[CHAOSiron13]

You receive your pony, and are very happy. You two become best friends and spend many a happy evening frolicking in flowery meadows. Unfortunately, your pony develops rabies, eats you family and children, and leaves you in the desert to slowly, painfully, starve to death.

I wish my parents didn't always nag me to get off the computer.

[KyroOryk]

I wish my parents didn't always nag me to get off the computer.

Your parents finally stop bothering you to get off the computer, because they got another and much better computer for themselves.

I wish my parents didn't always nag me to get off the computer. >_>

[Prodigy9]

I wish my parents didn't always nag me to get off the computer. >_>

Your parents stop talking to you altogether. And then they break the computer with a sledgehammer so you can't use it anyway.

I wish for a supercomputer.

[Andypants87]

I wish for a supercomputer.

Granted. A CDC 6600 from 1964 is on its way through time to you. You may want to clear some space, or maybe knock a few walls down to make room for this bad boy.


Enjoy your brand new 60-bit processor!

I wish I could teleport to any desired location at will.

[Prodigy9]

I laughed, thanks

As for your wish, you teleport to any location I desire. Wear sunscreen.

Sun.jpg (246.71 KiB) Viewed 1943 times

I wish for a supercomputer built in 2200 AD.